Woofna 0 Posted December 13, 2006 6:00 AM: Woke up 6:30 AM: Decided time for school is now, began getting read 6:45 AM: Parents left, home alone till go to school, so loud music to help wake me up 7:00: Started car 7:01: Pulled out of driveway, encountered icy patch 20 feet down the small private road I live on 7:02: Encountered the following reason not to go to school 7:03: Spent a half hour trying to get car out, discovering that front tire has fallen off road through ice into mud, rest of low-clearance Honda Accord is hung up on the foot of snow, car is not going anywhere until snow melts or help arrives. 7:35: Devise following solution to problem 7:36: Content with solution and not about to walk 5 snowy miles to school, decide to spend day on computer Note that I only just decided to take these pictures, explaining the snow on my car. It just stopped snowing. Share this post Link to post
Saracen 16 Posted December 13, 2006 I feel for your predicament, but that 2nd image is classic You tried digging the thing out? Share this post Link to post
Masked Shah 5 Posted December 13, 2006 That **** sucks... no nice way of saying it... it does... Share this post Link to post
Woofna 0 Posted December 13, 2006 I did, but the one tire is totally off the road into mud, and there's a sheet of Olympic-Ice-Skating-Grade ice on the road under all four tires ... it's not going anywhere until my Dad comes home, and we go get some salt/sand or devise another strategy. Share this post Link to post
Masked Shah 5 Posted December 13, 2006 I suggest plastic explosives... strap them on your dog, and play fetch... On a serious note.... Don't fight the ice... ice will win everytime Move to Florida or Texas is your best solution... My brother says it's 80 in central Texas right now... BTW you might want to blot out the license plate... security safety reasons... Share this post Link to post
Woofna 0 Posted December 13, 2006 I suggest plastic explosives...strap them on your dog, and play fetch... On a serious note.... Don't fight the ice... ice will win everytime Move to Florida or Texas is your best solution... My brother says it's 80 in central Texas right now... BTW you might want to blot out the license plate... security safety reasons... I'm LAAAZZZYYY. I'll do it after I get my Pork Chops. Right now my biggest security concern is you. You may find out where I live and send rebels to capture my command center/house and use it to control this part of my state. I'M ARMED! Share this post Link to post
Masked Shah 5 Posted December 13, 2006 Yawn... too late... We have already secured your porkchop cache, it is now ours. For The Cause!!! Share this post Link to post
Woofna 0 Posted December 13, 2006 Why is my mountain dew covered in this flour? Share this post Link to post
Woofna 0 Posted December 13, 2006 Q_Q more bitch. ¬_¬ That statement confused me, and I think Shah extracted the Mountain Dew from my cans of Mountain Dew so his rebels could stay up longer, and then refilled the cans with NyQuil. Share this post Link to post
TheBlackOut 7 Posted December 13, 2006 whats NyQuil? *Calls out firing squad* KILL HIM! Its so awesome in Texas. It feels soooo good. 76 F, mmm. Even awesomer: Texans FREAK THE **** OUT with cold weather. It reaches past 32 mark, even if the White House blew up, it'd take up 50 percent of the media coverage. 1 inch of snow = free day, k. Share this post Link to post
Saracen 16 Posted December 13, 2006 It's similar to Britain, we get snow somewhere in the country every year. But every year when it does happen, everyone panics. It's similar to the cold war where everyone would panic in preparation for nuclear attack. Everyone takes the bread and the toilet paper, enough usually to last 2 months. It's crazy since this all happens just by watching the weather! :roll: Share this post Link to post
Mario 0 Posted December 14, 2006 whats NyQuil? *Calls out firing squad* KILL HIM! dont forget i dont live in the U.S Share this post Link to post
Woofna 0 Posted December 14, 2006 whats NyQuil? *Calls out firing squad* KILL HIM! dont forget i dont live in the U.S NyQuil is a decongestant, with a signature green-death taste. It comes in a bottle and you can drink as much as you want. It doesn't actually cure anything, it just knocks you out so you don't know it's there. Any it tastes horrible, but you never notice, because before the taste receptor signals get to your brain and say, "OMG WTF IS THIS" you pass out. Share this post Link to post
Doctor Destiny 41 Posted December 14, 2006 Haha silly people and their snow. Snow kicks ass. Share this post Link to post
Guest Auronguardian Posted December 14, 2006 I think we had hail about..... 3 years ago. I want some snoooooooow! Share this post Link to post
Mario 0 Posted December 14, 2006 we have snow here on rare occasions but it never settles Share this post Link to post
rEdaSbLood 1 Posted December 14, 2006 snow is ok..its fun but then i have to shovel it all Share this post Link to post
