Virgin Mary Shark

[Renamon 0]

Maybe the lesser animals are finally gettin' their religious mythologies in order

 

Shark virgin birth celebrated in Hungary

 

It's a miracle. Obviously they are gods. We must immediately form a group to document, study and follow their teachings. They are communicating telepathically... I will start the documentation.

 

In the beginning... It was dark. And yay, there was a light. O, what a glorious, shining light. And then the Almighty Fin doth appear............

[TheBlackOut 7]

What does this make Aquaman, then? Peter?

[Luk3us 63]

Yawn.

 

I can think of much better ways of attracting publicity to a failing zoo.

[hagren 0]

Who said it failed?

 

And leave my home country alone

[JahSpoR 0]

well.. there must be a male shark with a telephatic penis somewhere in the building :?

[Saracen 16]

I doubt that... More like the male shark is a Tampa Bay fan.... It can shoot a 3 pointer from anywhere.

[JahSpoR 0]

maybe the seamon where in the water or stuck on the stones and stuff inside the water tank, way back from when mary shark got it

[mormreed 0]

In the beginning... It was dark. And yay, there was a light. O, what a glorious, shining light. And then the Almighty Fin doth appear............

continuing the story

 

then the almighty fin doth say "you shall bear a child in my name OR ELSE!!!" and all was dark and calm again.

[TheBlackOut 7]

I doubt that... More like the male shark is a Tampa Bay fan.... It can shoot a 3 pointer from anywhere.

 

... Zing! Oh, not funny people? Really? **** ya'll. That was comedy gold.

[sith_wampa 6]

I doubt that... More like the male shark is a Tampa Bay fan.... It can shoot a 3 pointer from anywhere.

 

... Zing! Oh, not funny people? Really? **** ya'll. That was comedy gold.

 

Lulz...

[mormreed 0]

I doubt that... More like the male shark is a Tampa Bay fan.... It can shoot a 3 pointer from anywhere.

 

... Zing! Oh, not funny people? Really? **** ya'll. That was comedy gold.

I laughed

[JahSpoR 0]

I doubt that... More like the male shark is a Tampa Bay fan.... It can shoot a 3 pointer from anywhere.

 

... Zing! Oh, not funny people? Really? **** ya'll. That was comedy gold.

 

well now it's just embarrasing