Old Thing

[mormreed 0]

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BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

 

Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.

 

If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.

 

I laughed, most of you have probably seen it but for anyone who hasn't.

 

http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/200...42056.2147.html

[Doctor Destiny 41]

Oh god, the first time I read this, I was in tears from laughing so hard.

 

Thanks for the epic memories.

[Luk3us 63]

hahha. That is brilliant!

[Mina Synd 0]

... XD interesting... propaganda much? x3; none the less it be funny propaganda =O

[mormreed 0]

... XD interesting... propaganda much? x3; none the less it be funny propaganda =O

honestly did you read the whole thing?

[TheBlackOut 7]

Why is this being posted on every forum AGAIN? I fear their is a super genius that just wants to mess with people that have seen this so many times before. Aurrggh!

 

*mind assplodes*

[Doctor Destiny 41]

honestly did you read the whole thing?

I did! Many times.

 

Why is this being posted on every forum AGAIN? I fear their is a super genius that just wants to mess with people that have seen this so many times before. Aurrggh!

 

*mind assplodes*

Get over it!

[mormreed 0]

oh noes my plan r finded out! *runs while covering tracks*

[Luk3us 63]

Awh what, why hasn't anyone said OLD in that case?

[Mina Synd 0]

._. no i didn't read the whole thing >-> just the lil quote up there... i'm too lazy to read a whole article. first i've heard of it but i'm -still- too lazy to read it so i guess i won't know =D i'm happy in my ignorance not like i'm gonna use anything other then windows anyway so meh

[mormreed 0]

ignorance is bliss (especially in the case of where your meat comes from )

[Doctor Destiny 41]

Awh what, why hasn't anyone said OLD in that case?

*sigh* Fine...

 

OLDER THAN THE INTERNET!

 

There, done.

[Luk3us 63]

Thank you!

[Mina Synd 0]

luk3us be happy now x3; you made his day xD

[Inferno 22]

Lawl, AMD obviously leads to hacking

[Doctor Destiny 41]

Lawl, AMD obviously leads to hacking

So does Linux and Quake!!!!1111!!one!11!!eleventyone!!!111!

[Inferno 22]

Check the FAQ, it's even more hilarious

[sith_wampa 6]

I can't believe that parents would let their kids do such things. This guy is really doing a good thing by making this informative guide. Anonymous definitely won't ruin your life without your child's help.

[Doctor Destiny 41]

I can't believe that parents would let their kids do such things. This guy is really doing a good thing by making this informative guide. Anonymous definitely won't ruin your life without your child's help.

Anonymous will ruin your **** regardless.

[sith_wampa 6]

Anonymous will ruin your **** regardless.

 

That was my point.