Bad Day

[Luk3us 63]

Stolen off a forum...

 

 

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take

it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know,take it out on

someone you don't know. It all started one day when I was sitting at my

desk and remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the

number and dialled it.

 

A man answered, saying, "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. May I

please speak with Robin Carter?" Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on

me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude.I tracked down

Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed the last two

digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to call

the 'wrong' number again.

 

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an ******!" and

hung up.

 

I wrote his number down with the word '*******' next to it, and put it

in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had

a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an *******!" It

always cheered me up.

 

When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic '*******'

calling would have to stop.

 

So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the

 

Caller ID program?"

 

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down. I quickly called him back

and said, "That's because you're an *******!"

 

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting

for the spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his

car window, so I wrote down his number.

 

A couple of days later, right after calling the first ******* (I had

his number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW *******,

too.

 

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

 

"Yes, it is."

 

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

 

"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and

 

the car's parked right out in front."

 

"What's your name?"

 

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

 

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?" "I'm home every evening after

five."

 

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

 

"Yes?"

 

"Don, you're an *******."

 

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I

had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several months of

calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I came up

with an idea. I called ******* #1.

 

"Hello."

 

"You're an *******!" (But I didn't hang up.)

 

"Are you still there?" he asked.

 

"Yeah," I said.

 

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

 

"Make me," I screamed back.

 

"Who are you?" he demanded.

 

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

 

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

 

"I live at 1802 West 34th Street , *******! It's a yellow house, with my

black beemer parked in front." He said, "I'm coming over there right

now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."

 

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, *******."

 

Then I called ******* #2. "Hello?" he said.

 

"Hello, *******," I said...again, without hanging up.

 

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

 

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

 

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed. I answered, "Well, *******, here's

your chance. I'm coming Over right now."

 

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

1802 West 34th Street , and that I was on my way home to kill my gay

lover.Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going

down on West 34th Street I quickly got into my car and headed over to

34th street.There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other

in front of six squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.

 

NOW, I feel better.

[Gazdude 0]

Nice 1 luke...

[J-Fire_Man 0]

Zzzzzzzzzzzz....errrrr..... :shock: What, what am I doing here??? Ohh....I remembered that I just read a long post and then I get overslept :bouncer: Hehe....just kidding, I don't get it anyway, pretty weird story of yours. I should start rolling myself then

[Luk3us 63]

Yet another typical response from the Fire man...

[Thierry 0]

Bwahahaha very funny lol, talking about putting 2 guys against one another

[Gazdude 0]

Yet another typical response from the Fire man...

 

I wonder if he actually understood any of it?

[Malebranche 0]

Is that true? Very funny! :lol:

[J-Fire_Man 0]

Whatever, I don't have much time to think about stupid things. I have some important things to do. And one more thing, I DON'T like being called the Fire Man, you will regret it if you say that once more J-Fire_Man rulz

[Luk3us 63]

I DON'T like being called the Fire Man

 

muahahahahha ha hahahahah

 

Sorry oh mighty Fire Man... hahahahaha

[Gazdude 0]

If you dont have time to read it why bother trying? let alone post about it

[J-Fire_Man 0]

Well, because at first it looks interesting, but getting bored at the end of the story. That's not a joke I think. Hmm......Asian and European humour is so different :?

[Gazdude 0]

I guess it is..

[J-Fire_Man 0]

Bah...this world is big

[Gazdude 0]

Not compared to the rest of the planets...

[Mario 0]

holy **** dude did u really do that :lol:

[Thierry 0]

Doubt it

[BWare 0]

Fire Man, do you really not see any humor in that? Are practical jokes not that big in Asia?