Numa Numa

[Saracen 16]

Well it was a Rocky Horror Picture Show fancy dress competition. Typically since it was on the 30th October, it meant it was just around halloween, hence the theme..

 

Me and my best man were dressed in drag. Ripped Tights, short tarty skirts, bras, lipstick, mascara the lot... it was a right laugh dressing up in it... and instead of getting a taxi to the bar where the event was being held, my best man said we should walk... It was OK though cos we were wearing army boots for extra effect...

 

Drink flowed, I got spanked by a lovely lady dressed in a sexy police uniform.. we danced to all sorts of music including the timewarp, and I lost the massive rolls of newspaper outta my bra on the way home... I didn't get tied to a lamp-post at the end of it thank god

[Acerz492 1]

 

Oh man...too funny....

 

Who won the competition? :wink:

 

I remember one of my older mate's stag parties about a year ago...two strippers, very lovely women to say the least. However the guys I were with more concerned about the amount of beer they going to consume, so the strippers were kind of dissappointed that they weren't going to be the main attraction.

 

I'll tell you something: You treat strippers right, and they give you something in return....:wink:

 

My mate was pissed that I got a 'private show', to say the very least.

[Guest Rabbit]

Oh, wow... I think I'm gonna puke...

[Guest MadBadger]

well the numa song is addictive :bang: :bang: ..... no.... no...... it isnt.... damn it.... mind yo listen to Numa and watch the perverts doodle on that internet drawing thing :lol: kinda warped..... wait VERY WARPED

[Guest Rabbit]

Hahaha... well, we can do better than a fat guy in a chair... :lol:

[Guest MadBadger]

errr one of Luk3us sheep ina chair?

 

 

wtf is it w/ me n luk3us and sheep at the mo? :wink:

 

-edit- maybe due to Azers being harder to spell right.

[Acerz492 1]

-edit- maybe due to Azers being harder to spell rite.

 

Look who's talking. :roll:

[Guest MadBadger]

at least quote me correctly....

[Doctor Destiny 41]

We don't want to.

[Scorpio XIII 0]

Dragonsea Din Tei - by O-Zone . I actually have the CD that this song is on, got it in Russia (due to the fact that they r a Romanian Group)

[Acerz492 1]

:lol: Grevious..i think you posted in the wrong thread :wink:

[Luk3us 63]

Umm.... Yeah... A few "interesting" posts there.. Yes.. interesting is the word.... :?

 

wtf is it w/ me n luk3us and sheep at the mo? :wink:

 

I don't think we want to dive into your little mind at the moment...

[dapperdan 0]

Dragonsea Din Tei - by O-Zone . I actually have the CD that this song is on, got it in Russia (due to the fact that they r a Romanian Group)

 

i think that's the band that sang the song jiggly is miming.

[Guest Rabbit]

Dragonsea Din Tei - by O-Zone . I actually have the CD that this song is on, got it in Russia (due to the fact that they r a Romanian Group)

 

Hehe, now I will buy the CD off the internet and hear the full song...

[Guest MadBadger]

Umm.... Yeah... A few "interesting" posts there.. Yes.. interesting is the word.... :?

 

wtf is it w/ me n luk3us and sheep at the mo? :wink:

 

I don't think we want to dive into your little mind at the moment...

 

naaa dont wrry ill just start usin Aczerz name instead from now on

[Doctor Destiny 41]

That's about enough nonsense for one topic.