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Anyways, are there any stories similar to my ones 'Where People Snap'

 

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Oi! Go steal your own sign already.. Thats my stolen sign! :evil:

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I nearly snapped a few min ago. I was away for 5 days and I came back to find my post count reduced by 170 :evil::evil::evil:

 

whats that about ??

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I remember a certain sentance somewhere that goes along these lines:

 

It isn't a competition to see who can have the most post counts.

 

Think about that..:P :wink:

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Guest MadBadger

#1 i have no clue if i lost post count not that i care.

 

2# IM FOOKIN SNAPING RIGHT NOW OVER MY PEICE OF S*IT IPOD THAT WONT F*CKING WORK I HAVE PEOPLE WHO RELIE ON ME TO PLAY MUSIC AND I CANT IF MY IPOD HAS F*CKED ITS SELF HARDER THAN A F*CKING DIAMOND THATS REALY F*CKIN 'ARD AND IM GONA THROW THE PICE OF SH*T OUTA THE WINDOW UNLESS IT WORKS.

 

p.s i still got it on warantry but 1 week seems too damn long to wait for a replacement.

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Then do the smart thing and get it replaced, fool. A week isn't that long to wait, don't be impatient. I've found that the iPod fad wears off after a little while, hell, mine's been just sitting at my computer desk, I have no time to really use it.

 

Anyway seeing as my remarks about staying on topic have been ignored I can expect this topic to be locked in a few days. :roll:

 

When I say 'stories' I don't mean stuff that's happened to you guys. I mean stories that have happened to other people, and made headlines in newspapers and such. :roll:

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I shall post a very nice "complaint" letter...

 

That is once I find it...

 

Also. All those posts lost were from the Rebilion forum getting deleted I think... I lost like 5 posts.. But they're only posts... Nothing important... ;)

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lol, well, go for it. i wanna see if i can get up to 2000 within the next few days

 

Whatever happened to that little goal anyway? :P

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Lol..I'm getting there. I'm just not that concerned with my post count. :P

 

I was hopped up on coffee at the time. :P Blame the coffee. :haha:

 

I also has a little thing called a life. :P So It kinda interferes with my posting. :P

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Guest MadBadger

Acerz face it u and luk3us just spend 30 min posting to the music thread to get ur post up.....and as for me Iprick it is a big deal cos i like music.... alot.

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Shut up about your ****ing iPod. We don't care or will ever care. Wait the ****ing week and be done with it.

 

The music thread is there for everyone to post in and if you had a brain larger than a fart cloud, you'd realize that you can post in it too. And why the **** do you care what Acerz and Luk3us do anyway? What ****ing business is it of yours? They post, you post. Get the **** over it, you dumb piece of ****ing ****.

[/violent ranting]

 

-_-

 

That's been bubbling for sometime now.

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Guest MadBadger

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

You funny fen.

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yeah, surprised he didnt lock this yet....

 

I was "concerned for the well fare of the site"

 

cause, ya know, 170 + posts is a bit of a number there.

 

but Im not gona worry about it, Sonic *the man himself* told me it was from the loss of the WR forums, so I have nothign to worry baout.

 

now

 

about people snapping......

 

today in english class...

 

Teacher JUGed (Justice Under God) 8 people in the space of 10 min.

 

a JUG is when you do something bad enough that you get "sentenced" 1-3 hours of service to the school. This usually means workign with hte maintenence crews on cleanup and stuff.

 

4 of those and you get suspended :lol: :lol:

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lol... "Service to school"... I got one of those awards from my old High School... ;)

 

Though obviously they're different things in this context.

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about people snapping......

 

today in english class...

 

Teacher JUGed (Justice Under God) 8 people in the space of 10 min.

 

a JUG is when you do something bad enough that you get "sentenced" 1-3 hours of service to the school. This usually means workign with hte maintenence crews on cleanup and stuff.

 

4 of those and you get suspended

 

:haha: :haha: I feel sorry for you man. What school do you go to, a fundamentalist Catholic school or something? :roll: I went to a Catholic school too, but we never had any of -that- kinda crap. We got a detention, suspension, stuff like that. Not all that fancy BS. 'Justice under God'....bloody hell that's retarded. :haha: Sorry man. It's just silly.

 

Shut up about your ****ing iPod. We don't care or will ever care. Wait the ****ing week and be done with it.

 

The music thread is there for everyone to post in and if you had a brain larger than a fart cloud, you'd realize that you can post in it too. And why the **** do you care what Acerz and Luk3us do anyway? What ****ing business is it of yours? They post, you post. Get the **** over it, you dumb piece of ****ing s***.

[/violent ranting]

 

-_-

 

That's been bubbling for sometime now.

 

Well at least you're semi on-topic...:haha:

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Hmm....lets make a new topic out of this topic..any suggestions???

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Well, I have no stories like those; it anyone does please SPEAK UP

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And several days later luk3us returned and with him he brought two stone tablets... Written on them was...

 

Complaint letter of the year.. :)

 

 

 

Dear Cretins,

 

I have been an NTL customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for your 3-in-one deal for cable TV, cable modem, and telephone. During this three-month period I have encountered inadequacy of service which I had not previously considered possible, as well as ignorance and stupidity of monolithic proportions. Please allow me to provide specific details, so that you can either pursue your professional perogative, and seek to rectify these difficulties - or more likely (I suspect) so that you can have some entertaining reading material as you while away the working

day smoking B&H and drinking vendor-coffee on the bog in your office:

 

My initial installation was cancelled without warning, resulting in my spending an entire Saturday sitting on my fat arse waiting for your technician to arrive. When he did not arrive, I spent a further 57 minutes listening to your infuriating hold music, and the even more annoying Scottish robot woman telling me to look at your helpful website....HOW?

 

I alleviated the boredom by playing with my testicles for a few minutes - an activity at which you are no doubt both familiar and highly adept. The rescheduled installation then took place some two weeks later, although the technician did forget to bring a number of vital tools - such as a drill-bit, and his cerebrum. Two weeks later, my cable modem had still not arrived. After 15 telephone calls over 4 weeks my modem arrived... six weeks after I had requested it, and begun to pay for it. I estimate your internet server's downtime is roughly 35%... hours between about 6pm midnight, Mon-Fri, and most of the weekend. I am still waiting for my telephone connection. I have made 9 calls on my mobile to your no-help line, and have been unhelpfully transferred to a variety of disinterested individuals, who are it seems also highly skilled bollock jugglers.

 

I have been informed that a telephone line is available (and someone will call me back); that no telephone line is available (and someone will call me back); that I will be transferred to someone who knows whether or not a telephone line is available (and then been cut off); that I will be transferred to someone (and then been redirected to an answer machine informing me that your office is closed); that I will be transferred to someone and then been redirected to the irritating Scottish robot woman...and several other variations on this theme.

 

Doubtless you are no longer reading this letter, as you have at least a thousand other dissatisfied customers to ignore, and also another one of those crucially important testicle-moments to attend to. Frankly I don't

care, it's far more satisfying as a customer to voice my frustration's in print than to shout them at your unending hold music. Forgive me, therefore, if I continue.

 

I thought BT were ****, that they had attained the holy piss-pot of godawful customer relations, that no-one, anywhere, ever, could be more disinterested, less helpful or more obstructive to delivering service to their customers. That's why I chose NTL, and because, well, there isn't anyone else is there? How surprised I therefore was, when I discovered to my considerable dissatisfaction and disappointment what a useless shower of bastards you truly are. You are sputum-filled pieces of distended rectum incompetents of the highest order. British Telecom - ****ers though they are - shine like brilliant beacons of success, in the filthy puss-filled mire of your seemingly limitless inadequacy. Suffice to say that I have now given up on my futile and foolhardy quest to receive any kind of service from you. I suggest that you cease any potential future attempts to extort payment from me for the services which you have so pointedly and catastrophically failed to deliver - any such activity will be greeted initially with hilarity and disbelief quickly be replaced by derision, and even perhaps bemused rage. I enclose two small deposits, selected with great care from my cats litter tray, as an expression of my utter and complete contempt for both you and your pointless company. I sincerely hope that they have not become desiccated during transit - they were satisfyingly moist at the time of posting, and I would feel considerable disappointment if you did not experience both their rich aroma and delicate texture. Consider them the very embodiment of my feelings towards NTL, and its worthless employees.

 

Have a nice day - may it be the last in you miserable short life, you irritatingly incompetent and infuriatingly unhelpful bunch of twats.

 

John

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Guest MadBadger

hehe am i like the only person whos never had trouble with there internet? i mean BT upgraded it once from 1 meg to 2 meg for nothing and lowered the price and now in may '06 im geting that 25 meg connection with a new modem FOR FREE (gota pay an extra £5 a month thou) so to all thoses with problems :rofl:

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its not free if your paying anextra $5 a month foo :lol:

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He means the modem... Not the connection

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