Gotta love them methbabes

[Tree 0]

Story time! Now gather around children, and listen to life in the ghetto.

 

Me, 2 of my brothers, and 4 other people who had just finished playing paintball with us were sitting in a Waffle House parking lot. Now, I live in Grayson, Georgia. That's near Atlanta. There is a HUGE meth problem. 2 meth labs were busted right down my street, and people are on meth left and right.

 

In the WH parking lot, we had just finished eating, and this lady comes walking up to us. Shes got a little kid with her, 8 or 9 years old. Theres also a 19 year old or something like that with her. She comes waltzing up, and starts talking to us. I dont notice anything weird about her. She's missing a few teeth, and her bottom one is poking at an angle. But hey, I live in the South, that's the norm. She talks all normal, about nothing at all for about 10 minutes. So then my buddy Andrew goes "So how can we help you?" She yells "You can start by getting these n*gger clothes offa my son! He dresses like a n*gga, he talks like a n*gga, he even looks like a n*gga!" By this time, her speech is all slurred, and I can't understand almost any of it.

 

The kid was wearing a black t shirt and cargo shorts. Like what I was wearing, but I was covered in blue, pink, and yellow paint. So I think this is a little off. But, we're in the Waffle House parking lot, so again, I expected nothing less. Then she takes her Sprite, or water, or whatever crap was in her cup, and throws it as hard as she can at her son (or nephew, or something. The "n*gga"). He dodges it, and yells "You on CRACK girl! Dont you EVER look at me agian. You HATE me, and I hate you!"

 

The lady cornered Andrew in his Jeep, and was like "If you dont do something to save that n*gga, I'ma kill im." So my brother walks off, calls 911 and gets a freaking answering machine. At 911! Well, he finnaly gets through to 911, and two cops drive down the highway. The lady towers over me (I'm sitting on the ground, leaning against my friends car), and yells "You n*ggas called the po-lice on me? GAAAAAAH!"

 

She runs off, jumps into her (stolen) Mustang, and smashes right into Waffle House. Its totaled, shes pissed, the 9 year old is crying, and I dont feel like dealing with it. So we leave. No idea what happened after that.

 

Ahhh, gotta love meth-induced rages

[TheBlackOut 7]

That lady on crack!

[Luk3us 63]

lol... Crazy people are funny...

[Doctor Destiny 41]

*sigh* Another reason why we should be allowed to carry concealed weapons.

[Guest MadBadger]

what you mean your not ment to....... ****..... ill be right bac....

[fire_fox_1990 0]

OMG THAT IS FUNNY BUT BAD YOU COULD OF DIED OR SHE COULD HAVE THOUGHT SHE COULD FLY OVER THE WAFFLE HOUSE...LOL

[Guest MadBadger]

WOOT NAZING TIME.

 

Quit with the capitals.

 

Read what you post.

 

now your post.

 

OMG THAT IS FUNNY BUT BAD YOU COULD OF DIED OR SHE COULD HAVE THOUGHT SHE COULD FLY OVER THE WAFFLE HOUSE

 

does that mean

 

OMG that is funny but s*it you coulda died she musta thought she could fly over the waffle house or somink.

 

is that what you were after? and if she was on meth she just didnt take her surroundings in and as you cant judge distances well when pissed/hi then im not suprised she floored it into the waffle house

[Saracen 16]

so much for god bless America that's all I have to say :roll:

[Doctor Destiny 41]

One addict makes the whole country like that? Way to generalize D bag.

[Tree 0]

lol. Just don't hang around Waffle Houses. That's all I learned.

[Luk3us 63]

One addict makes the whole country like that? Way to generalize D bag.

 

lol.. Poor Fenring defending Americans from the foregin devils...

[Tree 0]

Since C&C King is soooo evil :roll:

[Guest Rabbit]

I've been looking at this for a while, but never took the time to read Tree's story, until now...

 

I must ask... do you know the name of the lady? I could swear I've heard of that incident somewhere...

[TheBlackOut 7]

so much for god bless America that's all I have to say :roll:

 

Don't some European countries have hash legalized? Oh and ya, its like all you guys' countries are perfect.... *snickers*

 

Should of took over the world during WWII

[Acerz492 1]

Silly Meth addicts...

[TheBlackOut 7]

so much for god bless America that's all I have to say :roll:

 

Don't some European countries have hash legalized? Oh and ya, its like all you guys' countries are perfect.... *snickers*

 

Should of took over the world during WWII

[Acerz492 1]

That isn't as bad as Meth mate..I don't see anything wrong with weed/hash.

 

Weed makes you calm. Meth turns you into a psychotic raving lunatic. Go figure. :roll:

 

I thought that was common knowledge... :roll:

[Luk3us 63]

I won't say the old US is perfect... I'd rather not live in a place where any idiot on the street is allowed to walk around with a handgun... :roll:

 

Thats kinda worse than a few pot heads...

[TheBlackOut 7]

That isn't as bad as Meth mate..I don't see anything wrong with weed/hash.

 

Weed makes you calm. Meth turns you into a psychotic raving lunatic. Go figure. :roll:

 

I thought that was common knowledge... :roll:

 

True, but I have European friends, you guys have some things too....

 

Ya, its a shame that Meth is American.

[Guest MadBadger]

Should of took over the world during WWII

 

*shiver* and subject us all to usless leaders.... no thanks

 

but come on watch those 'americas worse car chase' programs w/ that old sheriff guy that proves america is worse...... i mean who nicks an 18 wheeler and takes it up the wrong way on a moterway?..... oh yes an american meth head

[Acerz492 1]

:lol: Hell, I'd do it just for something to put my name to. It's not everyday you can claim that you nicked off with an 18-wheeler and drove it up the wrong side of the road... :wink:

 

Seriously though, you're right Madbadger, only meth-heads do that sorta crazy stuff..oh! And go on a rampage with a samurai sword and severe the hands of two women... :?

 

New Zealand has a massive meth problem..

[Guest MadBadger]

what meth sheep.... :lol:

[Acerz492 1]

:roll: Enough sheep jokes.

 

I'm quite touchy on zee subject on meth in NZ. For reasons I won't disclose here.

[TheBlackOut 7]

Should of took over the world during WWII

 

*shiver* and subject us all to usless leaders.... no thanks

 

but come on watch those 'americas worse car chase' programs w/ that old sheriff guy that proves america is worse...... i mean who nicks an 18 wheeler and takes it up the wrong way on a moterway?..... oh yes an american meth head

 

Those are Meth heads? I thought they were called Rednecks? Or Southernors? Get your American catagories right.... :roll:

And trust me, our media would be all over that, but.... I haven't gotten any reports of a idiot 18-wheeler driving on the other side of the road.

Come on, all countries got idiots.

 

Offtopic but true:

 

What did we ever do to you Europe to make you hate us? Just hate the Itailians, and the English..... They caused the U.S.A. to form.

 

And if you are not a historic guy, the Itailians blocked off the Medd. Sea so they would be the only ones to trade with the Muslims(Which you guys turned on, The Crusades.) and Asians. So then everyone tried to find a Western passage! Ohh! What did you find and colonize England? The future U.S.A.

 

Hehe, I just love the thought that you guys created what you don't like.

[Doctor Destiny 41]

I won't say the old US is perfect... I'd rather not live in a place where any idiot on the street is allowed to walk around with a handgun... :roll:

You need a permit to purchase and to carry a handgun. It's not like you can waltz into a Wal-Mart with a pistol or anything. :roll: