A answer on the oil shortage!

[TheBlackOut 7]

Finally an explanation of the oil shortage that makes sense

 

This Should Explain It All...

A lot of folks can't understand

how we came to have

an oil shortage here in our country.

~~~

Well, there's a very simple answer.

~~~

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

~~~

We just didn't know we were getting low.

~~~

The reason for that is purely geographical.

~~~

Our OIL is located in

~~~

ALASKA

~~~

California

~~~

Coastal Florida

~~~

Coastal Louisiana

~~~

Kansas

~~~

Oklahoma

~~~

Pennsylvania

~~~

Wyoming

 

and

 

Texas

 

~~~

 

~~~

 

Our

 

DIPSTICKS

 

are located in

 

Washington DC

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hehe, I got that in an e-mail, I thought it was kinda funny, just alittle thing to show yall.

[Luk3us 63]

Ha ha ha haa

 

 

Please note this is the purest form of sarcasim to ever be mutted in the world to date...

[Sonic 296]

America's other oil supply is in the Middle East as well. That is why they are still there. Liberating the Iraqi people my ass :roll:.... its all about the oil.

 

No offense to our American friends here but your government/military officials make me sick!

[dapperdan 0]

tis true, tis all about the oil and money nowadays. I heard that the oil company Halliburton (or however they're spelt) that won the majority of the oil contracts in iraq (mainly becuase bush used to work fo rthem or something like that) has also won the contract to help rebuild most of new orleans, mainly because no-one else was allowed to bid on the rebuild plan.

[Doctor Destiny 41]

America's other oil supply is in the Middle East as well. That is why they are still there. Liberating the Iraqi people my ass :roll:.... its all about the oil.

Okay then, why the **** are my gas prices flucuating so much? HUH? When we had control of the oil fields [so the Republican Guard wouldn't torch them] our gas was at a steady prce rate, barely changing. When we turn it back to the people, WAM, prices soar. Please, tell me, how the **** are we in it for the oil? :roll:

 

No offense to our American friends here but your government/military officials make me sick!

And your constant, not to mention mindless, yammering about my government and military makes me sick. :roll:

[Guest MadBadger]

wow why the F*** u so up tight fen? you aint gota pay 90p per liter (bout $1.50) and that huricane thing kinda fluffed it when all the americans thought colectivly 'oh fook no oill must go out and buy some' which efectivly caused american oil reserves to go

we

wee

weee

weeee

weeeee

weeeeee

weeeeeee

and screwed the rest o' the planet (the uk) untill you get them florida gulf pumps working again.

[fire_fox_1990 0]

hi im joe and i hate bush ok good,POWER TO THE PEOPLE....

[Guest MadBadger]

ummm WTF?

 

 

wtf this hatred of bush gota do with anything? your post is SPAM and i know what spam is.

[Doctor Destiny 41]

wow why the F*** u so up tight fen?

Every forum I visit is the same... someone is always saying the government and military make him sick without a good reason at all.

[Guest MadBadger]

Touché Fen your right there...... now i want to know if the people who compain vote.... the ONLY way they have any posible way of complaining is if they voted for 'the other guy'......otherwise you can.....

 

 

 

 

 

[Saracen 16]

erm, ok, thanks for the contribution...