The best chat-up line in the world.

[Acerz492 1]

Took them long enough.

 

But this part of the article has to be a classic:

 

"Ten ton polar bear."

 

"What," replied the 'subject'.

 

"Well, it breaks the ice."

 

The response was unprintable.

 

[Mr_Lee_ 0]

Similar one

 

"I think I just proved I'm better than the Titanic"

 

"Oh?"

 

"Well, I broke the ice and I'm still floating"

[TheBlackOut 7]

Similar one

 

"I think I just proved I'm better than the Titanic"

 

"Oh?"

 

"Well, I broke the ice and I'm still floating"

 

Corny. :wink:

 

If I heard some ever say that I would have to slap them silly.

[Luk3us 63]

That is just sad.. Very sad... Very very very sad indeed...

[Acerz492 1]

You'd know, wouldn't you?

[Luk3us 63]

Yeah I hate it when chicks try to chat me up with crappy pick up lines... Alas... 8)

[BWare 0]

It really is a struggle, isn't it Luk3us? I don't know how you get through the day, you know... with all the females throwing themselves at you. That must get old eventually

[Luk3us 63]

Yes it is a struggle from day to day....

 

But I know that I must struggle through! I must! For the good of the species..

 

:haha:

[BWare 0]

Stay strong Luk3us! Someday you'll find a girl worthy of your precious time and energy! Untill then... they will just have to settle for us lesser men. :lol:

[Luk3us 63]

Yeah I leave the slack for Acerz to deal with.

 

Anyways...

[Publix666 0]

wow, lmao...thats rally funny....im gonna try tht polar bear one...i just want the reaction :lol: :lol: :lol: