Microsoft SideWinder Reproduction Petition

[Guest SU182]

Cause I want everyone to see what SideWinder can really do, The Innovation, The Design, The Feel, Everyone needs to know about this, Even their kids.

[BWare 0]

Cause I want everyone to see what SideWinder can really do, The Innovation, The Design, The Feel, Everyone needs to know about this, Even their kids.

Obviously it WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH!!! It is becoming more and more apparent that you are just a moron who has NO IDEA how the world, companies, or hardware manufacturing work, and I don't have the time to explain it to you.

JUST SHUT UP ALREADY! You are really beginning to embarrass yourself. :roll:

[TheBlackOut 7]

Cause I want everyone to see what SideWinder can really do, The Innovation, The Design, The Feel, Everyone needs to know about this, Even their kids.

Obviously it WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH!!! It is becoming more and more apparent that you are just a moron who has NO IDEA how the world, companies, or hardware manufacturing work, and I don't have the time to explain it to you.

JUST SHUT UP ALREADY! You are really beginning to embarrass yourself. :roll:

 

Wow... Stole the words out of my mouth and made them more beatiful too.

[Guest Rabbit]

No, he's not embarrasing himself yet, cause he still thinks he's smarter than us.

[Guest SU182]

I called various retails that used to carry the product to see if they have it in stock, And they said that they don't have it in stock even though millions of Unsold Devices lie in invintory, and some of them aknoledged that the product is discontinued, and now, Microsoft has told me that they have discontinued replacement for the SideWinder gaming devices, and Even though my warrenty expired, They couldn't replace it anyway, and My warrenty expired, Now I had to get the head of Microsoft, So I wrote the CEO a letter and Faxed and Mailed it to him, That should convince him.

[TheBlackOut 7]

I called various retails that used to carry the product to see if they have it in stock, And they said that they don't have it in stock even though millions of Unsold Devices lie in invintory, and some of them aknoledged that the product is discontinued, and now, Microsoft has told me that they have discontinued replacement for the SideWinder gaming devices, and Even though my warrenty expired, They couldn't replace it anyway, and My warrenty expired, Now I had to get the head of Microsoft, So I wrote the CEO a letter and Faxed and Mailed it to him, That should convince him.

 

LOL! You know where all that goes don't you? Its like mailing a letter to Santa Clause.

[Saracen 16]

They couldn't replace it anyway, and My warrenty expired, Now I had to get the head of Microsoft, So I wrote the CEO a letter and Faxed and Mailed it to him, That should convince him.

 

You wrote Bill Gates a letter?

 

What makes you think that the richest 4 eyed nerd in the world is gonna care about your insignificant little soul wanting a sidewinder... he's too busy laughing pure evil as his minions grow closer to finishing off the first build of Windows Vista, that's all he cares about. Not you! :roll:

[Guest SU182]

They couldn't replace it anyway, and My warrenty expired, Now I had to get the head of Microsoft, So I wrote the CEO a letter and Faxed and Mailed it to him, That should convince him.

 

You wrote Bill Gates a letter?

 

What makes you think that the richest 4 eyed nerd in the world is gonna care about your insignificant little soul wanting a sidewinder... he's too busy laughing pure evil as his minions grow closer to finishing off the first build of Windows Vista, that's all he cares about. Not you! :roll:

 

I mailed and faxed the letters to Steve Ballmer, The CEO of Microsoft. He manages everything around Microsoft.

[Guest Rabbit]

He'll probably mail you back a letter that says "Thanks for your support! Here is a Coupon for 20% off any Microsoft product under 50 (insert currency here)!"

[TheBlackOut 7]

I mailed and faxed the letters to Steve Ballmer, The CEO of Microsoft. He manages everything around Microsoft.

 

"Hi! Thanks for your comment! We appreciate you very much! We hope you will buy the most expensive version of Windows Vista when it comes out! As to your issue about Windows XP, Windows Vista will solve all of life's problems!

 

Your's truely,

Steve Ballmer"

 

 

 

You: What the ****? This had nothing to do with Windows XP! KAHN!!!!

[Saracen 16]

He'll probably mail you back a letter that says "Thanks for your support!

 

No no no you have the 2nd bit wrong, the whole thing goes like this.

 

"Thanks for your support! I understand your frustration and concerns over this, but the community has to understand that we are 100% dedicated to the C&C.. I mean....Sidewinder franchise.

 

It's a corporation thing

[TheBlackOut 7]

"Thanks for your support! I understand your frustration and concerns over this, but the community has to understand that we are 100% dedicated to the C&C.. I mean....Sidewinder franchise.

 

It's a corporation thing

 

[Guest Rabbit]

Wow. Imagine them accidentally (or rather, purposely) doing that.

[Tree 0]

LOL! You know where all that goes don't you? Its like mailing a letter to Santa Clause.

 

All letters addressed to Santa in the United States go to some retired old guy in Indiana. I don't know if he reads them. Maybe he puts them in the shredder? But they do go somewhere.

[TheBlackOut 7]

LOL! You know where all that goes don't you? Its like mailing a letter to Santa Clause.

 

All letters addressed to Santa in the United States go to some retired old guy in Indiana. I don't know if he reads them. Maybe he puts them in the shredder? But they do go somewhere.

 

I know they go somewhere. When I just learned Santa was a fraud, I wondered where all the letters went, and I thought they just flew a plane over the North Pole and dumped them.

 

I think the post office keeps them and does something with them.

 

Do you know how much paper must be wasted writing letters to Santa?! I just now wondered that.

[Guest SU182]

I know Santa doesn't exist.

 

I'm still waiting for a response, I hope it works cause I have new ideas to add to the SideWinder line like a backlit touch screen for the new Microsoft SideWinder Force Feedback Wheel which will be called Microsoft SideWinder Force Feedback Wheel 2, I also have ideas to improve past products.

 

I'm thinking of writing letters to the important people at microsoft to continue making the SideWinder line, With the combined letters, were sure to bring the SideWinder line back.

[Saracen 16]

I intercepted an e-mail to SU182!!!

 

"Hello there. Will you quit ****ing bugging us already about the Sidewinder Franchise, we are not bringing it back and that's final. But since we are one of the biggest corporations in the world, and you will not quit bugging us, we have decided to hire a hitman, and put a bounty on your life.

 

We must apologise for any inconvienience this may cause. But our decisions are final! Bill Gates has personally made it clear to me your head would make a great addition to the Yak and deer plaques he keeps above his open fire.

 

But while we hunt you down, here is an attachment containing a catalogue of Sidewinder products. We have also attached several crippling viruses guarenteed to wipe out any means of your communication to us. So we then may live in peace once again.

 

Yours Faithally,

Steve Ballmer"

[Guest Rabbit]

I know Santa doesn't exist.

 

I'm still waiting for a response, I hope it works cause I have new ideas to add to the SideWinder line like a backlit touch screen for the new Microsoft SideWinder Force Feedback Wheel which will be called Microsoft SideWinder Force Feedback Wheel 2, I also have ideas to improve past products.

 

I'm thinking of writing letters to the important people at microsoft to continue making the SideWinder line, With the combined letters, were sure to bring the SideWinder line back.

 

Tell me, how old are you? No, seriously, how old?

 

Do you honestly think that ONE man (or woman, I don't know) can change an entire corporation, especially if he doesn't WORK at that corporation?

[Thierry 0]

LMAO!

This is the same guy that thought he could bring back WR...he think starting up a petition that no-one cares about will make people do what he wants....lol...

 

Seriously....dude, Microsoft has more people working than you have brain cells, do you really think the CEO of that is gonna listen to a civilian (thats from what I can see under 15)?

[Guest SU182]

I intercepted an e-mail to SU182!!!

 

"Hello there. Will you quit ****ing bugging us already about the Sidewinder Franchise, we are not bringing it back and that's final. But since we are one of the biggest corporations in the world, and you will not quit bugging us, we have decided to hire a hitman, and put a bounty on your life.

 

We must apologise for any inconvienience this may cause. But our decisions are final! Bill Gates has personally made it clear to me your head would make a great addition to the Yak and deer plaques he keeps above his open fire.

 

But while we hunt you down, here is an attachment containing a catalogue of Sidewinder products. We have also attached several crippling viruses guarenteed to wipe out any means of your communication to us. So we then may live in peace once again.

 

Yours Faithally,

Steve Ballmer"

 

I didn't add any email adress to the letter, But that is preety good.

[BWare 0]

I'm still waiting for a response, I hope it works cause I have new ideas to add to the SideWinder line like a backlit touch screen for the new Microsoft SideWinder Force Feedback Wheel which will be called Microsoft SideWinder Force Feedback Wheel 2, I also have ideas to improve past products.

 

I'm thinking of writing letters to the important people at microsoft to continue making the SideWinder line, With the combined letters, were sure to bring the SideWinder line back.

NO ONE IS LISTENING TO YOU. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU OR WHAT YOU THINK AT MICROSOFT.

 

How many times, and in how many ways do we have to tell you this??? :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Guest SU182]

I mailed letters to all the important people at Microsoft, Surley they can hear my pray.

 

And I know I can't do it by myself, That's why I'm enlisting our Home Buisness, P.A.L.S.

[Guest Rabbit]

Answer these questions:

 

 

Does P.A.L.S. consist of your parents? Only your parents?

 

HOW FREAKING OLD ARE YOU?

 

Tell me, how many people so far have HONESTLY supported you? I mean honestly, because you can tell when someone is just saying "oh yeah" to just make you feel good.

[Guest SU182]

Does P.A.L.S. consist of your parents? Only your parents?

 

No, P.A.L.S. stands for Progressive Autustic Learning System, It is consisted of 5 people, some companys dedicated to the project and I think it's a new way of teaching children with autisim. It's has been in production since 2000 and started off as an internet service but then converted to a program. It is currently in it's final stages and rumor has it that a Mac version is being developed.

[Thierry 0]

Guys, if it keeps going in this direction it will be locked, its obvious he aint listening to anything you're saying.

 

Unless this gets somewhere it will locked.