I'm Injured... I Think

[Acerz492 1]

Either a run of bad luck or your accident prone. :lol:

 

It's a mixture of both buddy. :wink:

 

Acerz and Madbadger... seriously... both of you are overkilled a couple of times... :lol:

 

Most of the things that have happened to me were minor dude. The only real serious one was when my back was jumped on, I was temporarily paralyzed.

 

that aint no good :shock:

 

No...it's not...:wink:

[Guest MadBadger]

that aint no good :shock:

 

No...it's not...:wink:

 

well of course not. You cant fly a plane and neither can I. It would take WEEKS maybe even MONTHS or YEARS for us to meet

[Alphabear 11]

i thought acerz could fly or was it someone else

 

I can... to some extent.

[Acerz492 1]

I've only had one lesson. >_>

 

My dad expects me to drive alll the way to the North Shore for my flying lessons.

 

Oh, did I mention? I don't know how to drive, and he refuses to teach me. What a waste of $900, and a birthday present. :roll:

[Sonic 296]

i thought acerz could fly or was it someone else

 

I can... to some extent.

Man can not fly, only Micheal Jordan could, well at least he thought he could for a few seconds anyway. MJ in is prime, not the old guy that came back to play for the Wizards.

[Acerz492 1]

He's talking about flying planes, dude.

[Sonic 296]

Oops... my bad :oops:

I just went back a page, I never saw the post mentioning a plane before. **** happens.

[VampireA05 0]

Lesse, injuries...

 

I've had both my legs broken when I was little. Some massive fat kid decided to slide-tackle me for no apparent reason. Of course, instead of slide-tackling he did a flying kick thing which snapped my right thigh bone, and I landed in such a way that my lower leg bones in my left leg snapped. I still have problems with them today.

 

hmm..missed this one..sounds familiar...

[Guest MadBadger]

Oops... my bad :oops:

I just went back a page, I never saw the post mentioning a plane before. s*** happens.

 

naaa not your fault jut me generaly talking a little BS

[Saracen 16]

Since I had my injury at work with my right hand I keep injuring it in some way. Like trapping it in doors and such. Yesterday I picked up my baggage from the airport and just shouted in pain under the weight of it, I think I've pulled a tendon or a muscle in the centre of my hand, cos it freaking hurts!

[Guest MadBadger]

Why on earth is it ALWAYS the mods who say such good 'material'

 

 

ohh and tough break with the hand and all

[Acerz492 1]

Welcome back King. Sorry to hear that your hand is still stuffed. Go see a doctor or something.

[Cygnus X-1 12]

Well now *looks up medical records*

 

When I was 6 I sliced my right pinky to the bone in a door, didnt get stiitched though, the doctore put some kind of ice thing on it, gave me some serious sedative and Vitamin C, and inside a week it was closing up. had to keep it virtually imobilized for weeks though.

 

Right thigh was partially dislocated when i broadsided a tree while sledding. Never had it fixed.

 

Did somethign ot my left thumb. Duno when, but it hurts when i put pressure on it.

 

Been kicked in the head to the point of black out in a Tae Kwon Do sparring match. I sparred the kid a year later and broke his left knee and shin. We havent seen each other since.

 

When I was 7 I was stung in the eye by a wasp. Ouchies.

 

My left hand is always cold, except durring hte summer. I have no idea why.

 

I cut my friend's head open with a rock. We were skipping rocks, and he ran in front of me. Still has tiny pieces of rock lodged in there, according to his doctor.

 

A dog bit my left arm pretty deeply once, I just put rubbing alcohol all over it (hurt like hell) and wrapped it up for a week.

 

Gashed the back of my left hand on a fallen tree. Still have the scar. Mirraculously it went right between the viens.

 

Had 300 pounds smash my big toe on my right foot, tore up muscles, it was fine after a few days or so.

 

Tore my left side abs while jumping from a small cliff to another small cliff. Not sure how far it was, but i had to cath myself with my arms on the rock. Feet didnt make it.

 

Ive been hit by a van, but they were slamming on the brakes, werent going too fast when I was hit.

 

I was under a tree when lightning hit it or very close to it.

 

Ive nearly drowned twice. 1st time i was litterally saved by a friend, second time I was saved by large waves getting my head back out of water (boat wakes)

 

When I turned 13, the day after I had a fever of 105.7 F.

 

And through all of the that, I have never been to a hospital with a broken bone.

[TheBlackOut 7]

God loves you, you know that? :?

[Acerz492 1]

And I thought -I- had been through the wars. :shock: Je-sus!

 

Mind you you're more physical than I am so that'd explain all of the injuries.

[VampireA05 0]

miracles do happened...

 

my worst nightmare when i was 6, stung by swarm of bees...

yet, i'm not hospitalised.

 

i still remember the agonising moment..

[Inferno 22]

When I was about five I got electrified when I put a paperclip in a (don't know what it's called in english, where the power comes out). Don't remember anything after that though.

 

Doesn't compare to anyone else's story though...

[Acerz492 1]

A wall socket?

[Guest Rabbit]

When I was 9 or 10, hard to recall, I was hit by an on-coming van. Don't remember much about the accident, stepped of the curb, BOOM!, totally blank, then came to on the way to the hospital, looking up and seeing my Dad, another complete blank, woke up the next morning with stiches on my forehead, blood in my hair and a massive headache. The scar can still be seen.

 

To this very day I still don't know where the van came from. I count myself very lucky, it could have been worse. I guess I'm on borrowed time now.

 

Current injury = belated whiplash?

[TheBlackOut 7]

When I was 9 or 10, hard to recall, I was hit by an on-coming van. Don't remember much about the accident, stepped of the curb, BOOM!, totally blank, then came to on the way to the hospital, looking up and seeing my Dad, another complete blank, woke up the next morning with stiches on my forehead, blood in my hair and a massive headache. The scar can still be seen.

 

To this very day I still don't know where the van came from. I count myself very lucky, it could have been worse. I guess I'm on borrowed time now.

 

Current injury = belated whiplash?

 

They always come back... :lol:

[Guest Rabbit]

Blame fenring. :|

[Cygnus X-1 12]

As if Fenring was within 3000 miles of it when it happened :wink:

 

Nuther injury report (kinda) There was a kid at exams today with a broken foot, said he got run over by his mom on accident, she didnt see him and he was too sloww.....lol. :lol: