Tales of Life and Such

[Doctor Destiny 41]

Share some of your more interesting tales of life... be it from work, school or the home, tell us. I'll begin with a favorite of mine. Be forewarned, it contains some sexual references and innuendo.

 

Anyway, as some of you know, I work for an automotive auction center as an automotive detailer, which is a fancy title for the guys who make the vehicles look pretty.

 

About a month or so ago, we had a duncewad working with us. And I do mean that. He was really ****ing stupid. He didn't even know who Tom Jones was ffs. Another trait of his was following around EVERY female, regardless of age, that worked with us. So he (Dennis) asked Rob (another coworker) if he wanted to make a train with Paula (the only female at the time). After that point, we gave Dennis the nickname "Ramrod", which is an obvious reference to the movie Super Troopers.

 

The following Tuesday, Rob and I devised an elaborate joke to make Dennis look like an idiot, which he did quite well already. However, the ringer was that Paula was in on the joke as well. The idea was to tell Dennis that Paula wanted to have a threesome with him and Rob but that he had to ask her to do it. The joke was that she would shoot him down.

 

An opportunity resented itself after we finished a section of factory cars. Rob went up to Dennis and said that Paula wanted that threesome. He got all high and mighty after that and said something like, "I knew she wanted me." or something to that effect. So he went up to Paula, and in a somewhat quiet voice, he asked Paula the question to which she replied, "What kind of girl do you think I am?"

 

The look on his face was priceless but that doesn't end it. His shoulders went down, he dropped his head and walked off, crying to himself as he made his way to the detail shop. Not only did he get canned for walking off the job but he also got fired from the temp agency that put him to work there.

 

Here's the real kicker: our boss thought the whole thing was a riot after Rob explained it to him. That was the best part of the day. heh.

 

Oh, before you say anything, yeah, it was mean but hey, he ****ing deserved it. This guy was an accident waiting to happen.

[Luk3us 63]

You're a true bastard Fenring. Truly....

[Alphabear 11]

Yeah that is harsh

[Guest MadBadger]

Tom Jones.... :wtf:

 

:lol:

 

 

hehe s'all ways fun to do stuff like that

[Doctor Destiny 41]

You're a true bastard Fenring. Truly....

Muahahahahaha!

 

Yeah that is harsh

It is, isn't it?

[TheBlackOut 7]

Ew, that reminds me of something I did.... Lets just say the kid ain't in our school district anymore.

[Tree 0]

Good job, Fen. I'm proud of you and all your Missourian partners.

[Acerz492 1]

That is truely brilliant Fenring.

 

Hmm...I'll post some of the crap I get whenever I'm in the Barrens of WoW. The General Chat is full of n00bs, Chuck Norris jokes, and plain stupid people.

 

Example:

 

"Who cares about the pope except for the people that do??!!!!111"

 

:roll:

 

FFS!!

[Inferno 22]

Example:

 

"Who cares about the pope except for the people that do??!!!!111"