Internetz! Don't worry, not about AOL.

[Guest Rabbit]

These are all written by me. Don't worry, they're not just about AOL, you see these on our forums at times, and you see them around the internet in general.

 

The Silent person

This is the kind of person who will say little, if anything, in mail, blogs, ect. Usually, when they talk online, all you get is a simple, "hi," "what's up?" and an "lol," on E-Mail, instant messengers, ect.

 

These people usually tend to be on the internet for maybe 5 minutes a day, unless they are doing school work. You notice that they will only send you a message every few minutes, and then when you complain that they aren't talking, they say they have to leave and eat dinner.

 

 

The Apologetic person

This person seems to apologize for anything and everything. Whenever you say you feel bad, or if something bad happened, or if they accidentally leave their Caps-Lock on, they say "sry." Not Sorry, it's always "sry."

 

Then, you tell them not to apologize, and they apologize for apologizing, and then they start to go nuts for a few seconds, until you try to get them to stop. I bet if you signed off on them, they'd apologize for making you leave.

 

 

The text typer

These are the people who put most of us into seisures. They talk like whatever they learned in english that day, they just had to erase. It's almost like half their keys are missing on their goddamn keyboard so they make up for it in other ways.

 

"Do u wnt 2 m33t me @ da park?" "nvr mind. l8r m8." I guess I can't complain, more people type this way than those who don't.

 

They will usually use it in jokes, but they tend to joke around way too much. Sometimes they will simply IM you and say things like "lolz" or something along the lines of that.

 

 

The Spelling Nazi

Now, we all know about these, and I didn't even make that name up. These are the people who never make spelling, grammar, or sentence structure mistakes. If you misspell something, such as "thign," before you put "*thing" up, they could very well have it there for you.

 

 

The impatient ones

These are commonly found in forums, or on bulletins. You see a bulletin or a forum post twice in a row, because they were too goddamn impatient to wait for their webpage to load, so they can't help but hit the "Submit" key over and over.

 

 

The Split Personality

This is the person who seems to be totally different on the internet than they are in person. For instance, someone who NEVER talks in person. Never has anything to say, but when they get on the internet, they talk like train of words just ran into your computer. You have to use Microsoft WordSummarize to understand what the hell they're saying.

 

Or, they could be the typical white person. In person, just an outsider, doesn't really say much, acts wierd every now and then, but on the internet, suddenly they are Emo or have an odd addiction to Anime or Rap.

 

 

The Childish Talker

These people tend to always make different symbols and pictures. Whenever they are talking, they always use made up smileys, and enjoy creating different designs, such as and XD and then adding to it and making things like >X-D or >=D or making entire shapes <^-^>. Also, sometimes they tend to use words like "lol" and "o" and "kk" waaaay too much @_@.

 

 

Completely retarded fools:

These are the retards who IM you but have nothing to say. They pretty much say "Hey!" And "What's up?" And then retreat to silence. After about 5 minutes of no talking whatsoever, they tend to say things like "Soooo........." OVER and OVER...

These people also tend to use punctuation a little too much. If they have a question, or they wonder why you left the IM for a measly five minutes, they will say something along the lines of "Hello?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" With an unusually large amount of question / exclamation marks. Also, as shown above, they use extra periods and such. These people tend to say "lol" after everything you say, as if they consider it a part of a daily conversation.

 

 

The Superstitious

These are the idiots of the internet. These are the ones many call "internet ****tards." They spend the whole time emailing, posting bulletins, and reading news about people who rape their children, kill their family, or get sexeh phone calls because they post one ****ing piece of internet text.

 

And when it doesn't work, they post it again, thinking something else will happen.

 

And again.

 

And again.

 

 

The Depressing Ones

These are the people who put almost everything down. Anything anyone posts, and they tend to be the first person there to say "old," or "gay," or something along the lines of that. However, for some reason, they tend to have seniority in most cases, so people support their claims.

 

When talking to these people, they tend to always have some way to make you look like a retard, and when prevoked, they tend to always be the one to turn a thriving thread, to a flame war, and somehow you always get the blame.

 

 

 

Now, I'm sure there are others, so, feel free to correct and/or add on to this list.

[Mario 0]

The Childish Talker

These people tend to always make different symbols and pictures. Whenever they are talking, they always use made up smileys, and enjoy creating different designs, such as and XD and then adding to it and making things like >X-D or >=D or making entire shapes <^-^>. Also, sometimes they tend to use words like "lol" and "o" and "kk" waaaay too much @_@.

 

i see these type of people quite often when im playing WoW or FFXi as i suspect most of us do when playing online games

[Thierry 0]

In WoW the most used one is ^^ or , next to and all its variations, though there are people who go crazy about it.

[TheBlackOut 7]

The normal internet surfer:

 

This person just surfs websites, post a bit on forums and makes useful posts, and maybe games. Just the casual person.

[Guest Rabbit]

Well, of course I'd overlook that one

 

(Added an extra to my original post)

[Woofna 0]

The Depressing Ones

These are the people who put almost everything down. Anything anyone posts, and they tend to be the first person there to say "old," or "gay," or something along the lines of that. However, for some reason, they tend to have seniority in most cases, so people support their claims.

 

 

Also known as MODERATORS!

 

--Who lock your thread because they think it wasn't funny, even if the actual Admin of the site had no problem with it.

 

Hmm.

 

*awaits ban/lock*

[Doctor Destiny 41]

I wonder if this douche bag is referring to me.

[F15pilotX 4]

I wonder if this douche bag is referring to me.

nah, never :lol:

[Guest Rabbit]

Woofna probably was, but if you think of it, Beowulf doesn't intentionally start flame wars... So, I wasn't referring to ya, but Woofna was :lol:

[Woofna 0]

I wonder if this douche bag is referring to me.

 

I guess we'll never know.

[Cygnus X-1 12]

Those who just want it to be handed to them - the type of person who posts on forums and annoy people for the sole purpose of seeing how far they can go before being banned. Sometimes they can even convince a forum moderator to let them back in after being banned, and continue to tormet others, most notable moderators and newcomers.