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A perfect men and a perfect woman met on a perfect day.

 

After a series of perfect dates they had a perfect wedding.

 

One night on Christmas as they were driving their perfect car on a dangerous road, they suddenly saw a man standing on the side of the road. Being perfect, they stopped to help him out, and discovered that the man was Santa, and he was carrying a big bag of gifts.

 

Santa got in the car and they drove away.

 

After a couple of minutes there was horrible accident, and 2 of them died. Only the woman survived...

 

Why did the woman survive, you ask?... because the perfect man and Santa do not exist.

 

If you are a woman: Stop reading here.

 

If you are a man: If the perfect man and Santa do not exist, that means that the woman was driving, and that explains the accident.

 

If you are a woman and you kept reading: You just proved that women won't listen!

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Thats a bit sexist isn't it BWare? :P

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Guest Rabbit

I don't even see how it's funny. :?

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Its good. The powerpoint version is funnier though

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Pretty good he he :D . But a tip for the future BWere: BEWARE... of feminists :)

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Pretty good he he :D . But a tip for the future BWere: BEWARE... of feminists :)

Haha, warning definitely noted

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Oh hey there friend. Sorry to go off topic but you're nick used to be Fenring?

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