King of the Hill

[Luk3us 63]

*Luk3us arrives. Nod reinforcements surround the hill... *

 

The Brotherhood's Hill Now.

[sith_wampa 6]

*launches a couple of nukes at GDI while waiting for the next person to invade the hill*

[Luk3us 63]

*Flicks through a few magazines whilst waiting....*

[VampireA05 0]

*Flicks through a few magazines whilst waiting....*

 

...not knowing a guided missile heading to his way.

 

 

from afar..

 

KAAAABOOOM!!!!

[sith_wampa 6]

*launches the remaining nukes at VampireA05*

 

Now I'm lonely...

[Guest Auronguardian]

*Dai Li Agents take out Crd and all machinery*

 

My hill

[sith_wampa 6]

*chronoshifts psi emmiter on the hill, auron is quickly devoured by the zerg*

 

My Hill

[blodnukl 0]

*takes advantage of luk3us paranoid state and drops dead babies from the sky...luk3us continues to freak out untill a neighbor complains and has him evicted and put in the boob hatch(crazy house)blod then walks up the hill*

 

 

MY HILL

[sith_wampa 6]

~_~ MY HILL

[blodnukl 0]

*kicks crd in the balls following up with a round-house kick to the face sending him down the hill into a vat of lava*

 

my hill

[sith_wampa 6]

*wraps blod's neck in chain charged with 10000 volts*

 

MY HILL

[Luk3us 63]

*Shoots crdgohan for wearing a yellow t-shirt! instead of the standard Black of The Brotherhood!*

 

My hill.

[sith_wampa 6]

TRAITOR!!!

 

*orders black hand elites to take out Luk3us in his sleep, and his family*

 

"Define favorable outcome, CABAL..."

[blodnukl 0]

*stabs crd in the calf and then puts his crippled body into a truck and the pushes it down the hill hitting crds mother and then into his house hitting the gas tank...

 

OOOOO pretty explotion*

 

MY HILL

[SSTG 0]

*Comes out from under the hill in a nod APC and crushes blodnukl with it*

 

my hill

[blodnukl 0]

*comes back with a mammoth and demolishes him*

 

MY HILL

[sith_wampa 6]

*airdrops a horde of MMII's on the hill and vaporizes blod*

 

My hill

[blodnukl 0]

*mind controlls michell jackson and sends him up the hill...meanwhile blod is a mile watching through a telescope, he then gets bored of jackson chaseing crd around the hill and decides to detanate the mini nuke he placed in jacksons back pocket and blew them both up...

 

blod sighed and walked to the hill*

 

MY HILL

[sith_wampa 6]

YOU CANT SPELL!!!!!!!

 

*blod's bad spelling rots his mind out*

 

MY HILL

[blodnukl 0]

*crd gets randomly shot for being a jack@$$ know-it-all...blod then walks up the hill and spits on his dead body...*

 

MY HILL

[sith_wampa 6]

*stuffs blod into a cage and releases him into a room filled with a bunch of gay, horny, 600 pound sumo wrestlers*

 

I don't think this post need any further explanation, except for...

 

MY HILL!

[blodnukl 0]

*lucky for blod he took shapeshifting classes and turned into pam anderson he the used his hottness to make crd open the ccage without thinking...the sumos all then ran out after crd all the way to antartica...blod then changed back and claimed the hill*

 

MY HILL

[Doctor Destiny 41]

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