Clocks

[Woofna 0]

CLOCKS

 

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all

those clocks?"

 

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move."

 

"Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?"

 

"That's Mother Teresa's", replied St. Peter. "The

hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

 

"Incredible", said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

 

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life."

 

"Where's Hilary's clock?" asked the man. "Hilary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan

[blodnukl 0]

lol were did you find that or if you thought it up good job

[illumenatis 0]

Thats as funny as this guy:

 

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[TheBlackOut 7]

LOL! Tbh, as much as I'm a Republican, Bush's clock could be used to create Katrina...

 

Wait...

 

OH MY GOD.

[Doctor Destiny 41]

Please... quiet. You might give Liberals some ammo. ;

[Woofna 0]

I would love to take credit for this but I can't. I heard it from a friend and copied it to the best of memory. I'm sure he heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend, and it probably originated from another message board on the internet.

[TheBlackOut 7]

Please... quiet. You might give Liberals some ammo. ;

 

We'll just kill em them.

[sith_wampa 6]

Nice, some good anti Clinton material... warms my heart.

[TheProwe 0]

Good one

[Luk3us 63]

OK WTF replaced Fyre or whatever his name is this week? Cause the person I know would proclaim the oldness of this joke... In his absence I shall do so instead.

 

Older than the internet.

[Woofna 0]

OK WTF replaced Fyre or whatever his name is this week? Cause the person I know would proclaim the oldness of this joke... In his absence I shall do so instead.

 

Older than the internet.

 

Yes, but it was updated with a Hilary reference. Appreciate not the good clockwork of the joke, but the slap at the feminist liberal woman.

 

Lol. Clockwork. I love bad puns.

[Guest Auronguardian]

Im... surrounded... BY REPUBLICANS!

 

NOOOOOOOOO

[TheBlackOut 7]

Im... surrounded... BY REPUBLICANS!

 

NOOOOOOOOO

 

"I don't think we're in California anymore!"

 

I'm obviously republican, texan.

[sith_wampa 6]

I'm a repub too, but I'm stuck in the only place on Earth that's worse than California, Massachusetts...

[mormreed 0]

crd: MASS ALL THE WAY!!!

haha good one

[TheBlackOut 7]

I'm a repub too, but I'm stuck in the only place on Earth that's worse than California, Massachusetts...

 

Hey! Thats where Bush is REALLY from!