Romanian Convict Sues God

[Renamon 0]

A Romanian convict doing time for murder tried to sue God for breaking the contract they allegedly concluded at his baptism and not doing enough to protect him from Satan. The public prosecutor turned down the case -- because God does not have a home address.

 

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The plaintiff cited five paragraphs from the Romanian criminal code describing the crimes which God had allegedly committed, including fraud, breach of trust, abuse of a position of authority and misappropriation of goods. God had not fulfilled his side of the contract, Mircea claimed, because he had accepted prayers and sacrificial offerings without providing any kind of services in exchange.

 

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[Luk3us 63]

Why is it, when people say they're talking to God its fine, they're not crazy. But if he talks back to them then all of a sudden crazy?

 

I mean they were already crazy to start with anyway.

[Redmond Boyle 0]

Why is it, when people say they're talking to God its fine, they're not crazy. But if he talks back to them then all of a sudden crazy?

Ive heard that before somewhere...

 

You know God couldn't sue Satan because all the lawyers are in hell...

[Saracen 16]

There was a British film called "The man who sued God" which ran along some similar lines. What's funny is that he probably watched the movie as well, cos in the film, the guy who sues god actually wins!

[Alphabear 11]

Unless it was a remake there was an Australian film of the same name

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0268437/

[Saracen 16]

Yeah, that's the film I'm referring to. I must have thought it was British cos it had Scottish comedian Billy Conolly starring as the lead character. My mistake.

 

He must have done that film when he was on his tours of Australia and New Zealand.

[cnc_sage 0]

lol, the heatwave here must have melted his brain, and like the article said in the end, people have the freedom to choose between good and evil.

[Alphabear 11]

I though Billy Connolly lives over here now.

[Saracen 16]

Nope, Billy Connolly was born and lived in Scotland most of his life until 1991/2. After he took America by storm. At which he moved to Los Angeles and spent 14 years living there. In mid 2005 he sold up his house and moved back to Scotland. And ever since he splits the year between a house he bought in Malta and an estate in Aberdeenshire.

 

His wife is New Zealand born. As a resiult his family often visits Austrailia. I remember him being quoted somewhere as Austrailia being one of the countries he loves most for it's culture, history and mystery, but one he would never live in. And afterwards, travels to New Zealand because of his wife's roots.

[Luk3us 63]

I remember him being quoted somewhere as Austrailia being one of the countries he loves most for it's culture, history and mystery, but one he would never live in.

 

Yep, nice place to visit, only thing that ruins it, is bloody Aussies Oink Oink Oink!!!

[Alphabear 11]

Yep, nice place to visit, only thing that ruins it, is bloody Aussies Oink Oink Oink!!!

 

Baaaaaaa

[Luk3us 63]

Your just jealous of our superior sheep!

[mormreed 0]

and you're all jealous of all the skinny people in America!!! argh to many fat ppl, damnit I can't start that one again...

 

well anyways the reason they turned it down was a good one, no home address :lol:

[Mario 0]

bit like terrorists blamin god for what they do

[mormreed 0]

not really, lots of religious terrorists do stuff in the NAME of God NOT BECAUSE if it's even because of God at all

[sith_wampa 6]

WTF? How the hell is suing God going to help you in life? What are you going to get out of it besides being sent to hell? :roll: