Quotes, Quotes, Nothing But Quotes

[Azrael 0]

Post your fave quotes here. I'll start off with a little something from Kill Bill Vol.1.

 

 

Buck: My name is Buck, and I'm here to ****.

[JahSpoR 0]

Commando: Got a present for ya! ... BOOM !!

 

better than anything arnold could come up with !

[Azrael 0]

Better than this!?

 

 

Terminator: [to the T-1000] Hasta la vista, baby.

[hagren 0]

"Laugh and the whole word laugs with you. Weep and you weep alone"

[mormreed 0]

LURK MOAR HARDOR!

 

I lold when I read it

[Luk3us 63]

I have lots but I can't remember em' all at the moment.. So this one from bash will suffice for hte meantime.

 

<Fulgore> whats the complement to a 43 degree angle?

<sparks> My you're looking "acute" today

<Fulgore> **** you

[Azrael 0]

Can it get more quotable than these?

 

From Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King (movie)

 

 

Théoden: Arise! Arise, riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered; a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!

Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! DEATH! DEATH!! DEATH!!! Forth Eorlingas!

 

 

Ok, that was just epic, but here's a little comedy.

 

 

Legolas: Fifteen! Sixteen!

 

Gimli: Seventeen! Eighteen! Nineteen!

 

[Legolas is on top of a mûmak, taking shots at the Haradrim on it]

Legolas: Thirty-three! Thirty four!

 

[After Legolas has spectacularly killed an enorous Mumak]

Gimli: That still only counts as one!

[Alphabear 11]

I'd move to Los Angeles if New Zealand and Australia were swallowed up by a tidal wave, if there was a bubonic plague in England and if the continent of Africa disappeared from some Martian attack.

[mormreed 0]

someone doesn't like LA

 

<@Catcher> haha

<@Catcher> i just left a note in my sisters weed box-- "Jes, We need to talk. -Mom"

<@var> hahahahahhaa

< wind`> lol

< TMH> hahaha

<@Catcher> shes going to **** her pants for like 2 seconds until she sees the back of the note

[Redmond Boyle 0]

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!! IVE HAD IT WITH THE MOTHERF***ING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERF***ING PLANE!! Strap in! I'm about to open some f***ing windows.

 

-Flynn (Samuel L Jackson) from Snakes On A Plane.

[Alphabear 11]

"We did not believe the charge would be pushed home"

"The Australians are not soldiers at all; they are madmen"

Captured German Officer after the Battle of Beersheba

[Doctor Destiny 41]

<Electro> does anyone here know how to make proper ingame working flag .pcx images?

<TSHyper> what now?

<TSHyper> RA2 chatter?

<TSHyper> im out of here

<sirmods> o_0

<DCoder> lol

<Jesus_Christotaurus> Begone with ye

 

<m666> I feel sooo loved all of a sudden.

<m666> I wonder why.

<sirmods> lol

<DCoder> lol

<sirmods> Because DCoder loves you? XD

<m666> Possibly.

<m666> But be careful.

<sirmods> Hehe.

<m666> You're on light grounds there.

<sirmods> Yeah, I know, but I'm just screwing around.

<m666>

<m666> Next thing you know, someone makes a fatal typo and it's permanently sealed in the QDB. XD

<DCoder> lol

<sirmods> lol

<m666> You saw what happened to Jesus_Christosaurus.

<m666> Don't make the same mistake!

<sirmods> Hahaha.....

<sirmods> If I had a say in it he'd be sealed in just for having that name. XD

<m666> lol

<m666> YAY 2 minute hump.

<m666> ****.

<m666> *bump.

<sirmods> o_0

<sirmods> LOL

<sirmods> I bet that just got you sealed, too. XD

<m666> I bet.

<m666> Let's not mention it.

<DCoder> lol

<m666> I need some sleep, clearly.

<m666> Oh, Hai D.

<sirmods> Seriously, did it?

<sirmods> Lol

<DCoder> it will get sealed once I finish coding this

<sirmods> Hahaha.....

<m666> Oh snap.

<m666> Crap.

 

... time passes ...

 

<sirmods> Oh hell yes Chielscape just got on MSN.

<m666> Quick.

<m666> Least get me in with you and Chisel. I'm bored.

<sirmods> Aww.

<sirmods> Chisel

<sirmods> XD

<m666> ...

<m666> CRAP.

 

...

 

<sirmods> You aren't getting sleep, you did the typos.

<m666> lol

<sirmods> ;p

<m666> Carp

<m666> ...

<m666> *facepalm*

<sirmods> ....

<m666> *Crap.

<sirmods> THREE TIMES

<m666> STFU.

<sirmods> It's too funny!

<m666> God.

<m666> If I get sealed...

<m666> I'm coming after you with a wet large carp.

<sirmods> LOl

<sirmods> Just because YOU said that?

<sirmods> XD

<m666> LARGE WET CARP

 

...

 

<DCoder> goddamnit

<sirmods> =3

<sirmods> ?

<DCoder> guest posting has been broken for a few days... and yet nobody tells me I broke it

<m666> LOL

<m666> Jood Gob.

<sirmods> Oh lovely.

<sirmods> XD

<sirmods> .....

<DCoder> despite the fact that I posted an announcement telling people to TELL ME IF SOMETHING'S BROKEN

<sirmods> FOUR.

<sirmods> XD

<m666> STFU.

<m666> JESUS.

[Azrael 0]

Nice Avatar SS, you cracked a grin on my face.

 

 

Anyway, here's some from Pulp Fiction (another Quentin Tarantino film).

 

Jules Winnifield: Oh, you ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying mother****er, mother****er! Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone. In fact, what the **** am I doing in the back? You're the mother****er who should be on brain detail! We're ****ing switching, I'm washing the windows and you're picking up this nigger's skull.

 

Jules Winnifield: Jules: What does Marsellus Wallace look like?

Brett: What?

Jules: [Flips table out of the way] What country are you from?

Brett: What?

Jules: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "What?!"

Brett: What?

Jules: English, mother****er! Do you speak it?

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Then you know what I'm saying. Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!

Brett: What?

Jules: [Points gun at Brett] Say "what" again! Say - "what" - again! I dare you! I double-dare you, mother****er! Say "what" one more goddamn time!

Brett: He's black.

Jules: Go on!

Brett: He's bald.

Jules: Does he look like a bitch?

Brett: What?

Jules: [shoots Brett in the shoulder] Does he look like a bitch?

Brett: No!

Jules: Then why'd you try to **** him like a bitch, Brett?

Brett: I didn't!

Jules: Yes, you did! Yes. You. Did, Brett! You tried to **** him. And Marsellus Wallace don't like to be ****ed by anybody except Mrs. Wallace. You read the Bible, Brett?

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Well, there's this passage I've got memorized that sort of fits this occasion. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of the evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"[1] [shoots Brett]

[TheBlackOut 7]

I used to recite quotes as a means of being funny or smart, but then I just realized, that's plagiarism.... ****. Now someone is going to quote me.

[mormreed 0]

A classic one:

 

<DarkArchon> She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit

<DarkArchon> Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.

<DarkArchon> I asked how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't.

<DarkArchon> She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

<DarkArchon> I told her that was what the beer was for.

<DarkArchon> I don't think she's coming back....

[Doctor Destiny 41]

<DCoder> some people...

<DCoder> "A friend of mine did Fine Arts at uni (that's not the punchline).

<DCoder> For one of the projects a fellow student did a performance art piece that involved nailing his scrotum to a table.

<DCoder> A short time later, while drunk at a party, he decided to perform his piece again.

<DCoder> They couldn't find a hammer, so he used a brick to hammer in the nails.

<DCoder> What do hammers have that bricks don't?

<DCoder> That's right... a claw to get the nails back out again..."

<Renegade> thank you...for ruining my tasty pizza with _that_

<DCoder> any time

[mormreed 0]

<evilAdmin> ...

<evilAdmin> Never seen that one before.

<evilAdmin> Got back from meeting with a friend, who wanted to show me some $35K Server systems in a datacenter basically underground downtown that he is a part of.

<evilAdmin> During the tour, I'm like "Dude- is that a pizzabox inbetween those 4U servers?", and he's like "Yup. Want some lunch?". Pulls the box out, grabs a slice. I already ate, so I passed.

<evilAdmin> He says that the $20K 8x Opteron boxes generate lots of heat, and thus keep the Pizza warm.

<evilAdmin> I'm like "Don't Oppies have PowerNow or some AMD cooler ****?", and he's like "Yeah, but we run SETI/Prime95 to keep the pizza hot".

<evilAdmin> :

 

this is a good one

[Doctor Destiny 41]

LOL