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Today I make special annoucement...

 

Shodirkadirka will be the first ever to make the great space tunnel to Mars...

It will be completed by next week, and will offer all the comforts of home. I have placed the countries best thinking minds on the task (none which have the experiance of space travel) and they will provide the GLA with the mean to make capital.

 

Imagine

 

MARIAN SPRING WATER- To quench that outta this world thirst....

 

Gatorade will be have no way to compete, and they will fall to their knees. MAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

We will use the money to add gold rims to our scorpion tanks, and we will bling bling towards victory!!!

 

If the scientists don't come through... well... not a total loss

public execution will be airing on Monday either way... I believe someone misplaced my title on this forum...

That will be taken care of, I trust.

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He's back again oh noes! emot-ninja.gif

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I am a kind leader, we offer several means of execution.

 

-Death by hanging

-Death by drowning in Jelly

-Death by dropping

-Death by catapault

-Death by Firing Squad

-Large Anvil dropping (tiny umbrella optional)

-Death by Truck Drag

-Ashley Simpson

-Death by Spanking

-Rubbing butter on you, and let the goats have at you

-Death by Spoon

-Painted pink and thrown in a All Men's exclusive club

-Force fed pennies

-Force to drink 3 month old Mayonaise

 

and my favorite

 

-Death by shoeing

 

Several Rebel throws sandels at a large old woman tied to a post, she laughs as none of the shoes touch her

 

This is going to be a while...

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I've got dibs on the anvil dropping one :haha:

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You be better on making theme-parks than space tunnels I think :)

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kinky thrill indeed XD well... death by goats would be kinky. i'd think the spanking would be fun XD

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Yeah I'm sure the light spanking would be fun, till it gets to the bone and doesn't stop...

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kinky thrill indeed XD well... death by goats would be kinky. i'd think the spanking would be fun XD

 

Well little lady, I could totally help you with that.

 

No no no, I insist...

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yah problem with light spanking is that you'd die of starvation or dehydration before the spanking XD also there are no major organs or blood vessels there so even if it went down to the bone it would just be a very painful wound XD

 

... *glares at shah* >->;;

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Far to much thought went into that post right there. :P

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i always overthink my stuff ^_^ i've been raised by an engineer what do you expect? XDDD

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Proper punctuation and grammar? :P

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Proper punctuation and grammar? :P

You should be used to that not being there by now :P

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... that's not funny :\ seriously laugh on here but don't post what i say in other places. that's not cool ._.

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don't worry it's not like it's a high traffic site :P

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... that's not funny :\ seriously laugh on here but don't post what i say in other places. that's not cool ._.

See below. :P

 

don't worry it's not like it's a high traffic site :P

... yet. :P

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We will have traffic if continue with the spank talk...

 

Oh yes, I will have successfully corrupted the board with evil!!!!

MAHAHAHAHA!!

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Oh yes, I will have successfully corrupted the board with evil!!!!

MAHAHAHAHA!!

 

Pff... That happened ages ago... :rolleyes:B)

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