Masked Shah 5 Posted April 12, 2008 Today I make special annoucement... Shodirkadirka will be the first ever to make the great space tunnel to Mars... It will be completed by next week, and will offer all the comforts of home. I have placed the countries best thinking minds on the task (none which have the experiance of space travel) and they will provide the GLA with the mean to make capital. Imagine MARIAN SPRING WATER- To quench that outta this world thirst.... Gatorade will be have no way to compete, and they will fall to their knees. MAHAHAHAHAHA!!! We will use the money to add gold rims to our scorpion tanks, and we will bling bling towards victory!!! If the scientists don't come through... well... not a total loss public execution will be airing on Monday either way... I believe someone misplaced my title on this forum... That will be taken care of, I trust. Share this post Link to post
Mina Synd 0 Posted April 12, 2008 o.O well that was a random wtf moment x3; Share this post Link to post
Masked Shah 5 Posted April 12, 2008 I am a kind leader, we offer several means of execution. -Death by hanging -Death by drowning in Jelly -Death by dropping -Death by catapault -Death by Firing Squad -Large Anvil dropping (tiny umbrella optional) -Death by Truck Drag -Ashley Simpson -Death by Spanking -Rubbing butter on you, and let the goats have at you -Death by Spoon -Painted pink and thrown in a All Men's exclusive club -Force fed pennies -Force to drink 3 month old Mayonaise and my favorite -Death by shoeing Several Rebel throws sandels at a large old woman tied to a post, she laughs as none of the shoes touch her This is going to be a while... Share this post Link to post
JahSpoR 0 Posted April 13, 2008 You be better on making theme-parks than space tunnels I think Share this post Link to post
Mina Synd 0 Posted April 14, 2008 kinky thrill indeed XD well... death by goats would be kinky. i'd think the spanking would be fun XD Share this post Link to post
Luk3us 63 Posted April 14, 2008 Yeah I'm sure the light spanking would be fun, till it gets to the bone and doesn't stop... Share this post Link to post
Masked Shah 5 Posted April 14, 2008 kinky thrill indeed XD well... death by goats would be kinky. i'd think the spanking would be fun XD Well little lady, I could totally help you with that. No no no, I insist... Share this post Link to post
Mina Synd 0 Posted April 15, 2008 yah problem with light spanking is that you'd die of starvation or dehydration before the spanking XD also there are no major organs or blood vessels there so even if it went down to the bone it would just be a very painful wound XD ... *glares at shah* >->;; Share this post Link to post
Luk3us 63 Posted April 15, 2008 Far to much thought went into that post right there. Share this post Link to post
Mina Synd 0 Posted April 16, 2008 i always overthink my stuff i've been raised by an engineer what do you expect? XDDD Share this post Link to post
mormreed 0 Posted April 16, 2008 Proper punctuation and grammar? You should be used to that not being there by now Share this post Link to post
Doctor Destiny 40 Posted April 16, 2008 http://qdb.freedomstudios.net/38 XD Share this post Link to post
Mina Synd 0 Posted April 17, 2008 ... that's not funny :\ seriously laugh on here but don't post what i say in other places. that's not cool ._. Share this post Link to post
mormreed 0 Posted April 17, 2008 don't worry it's not like it's a high traffic site Share this post Link to post
Doctor Destiny 40 Posted April 17, 2008 ... that's not funny :\ seriously laugh on here but don't post what i say in other places. that's not cool ._. See below. don't worry it's not like it's a high traffic site ... yet. Share this post Link to post
Masked Shah 5 Posted April 18, 2008 We will have traffic if continue with the spank talk... Oh yes, I will have successfully corrupted the board with evil!!!! MAHAHAHAHA!! Share this post Link to post
Mina Synd 0 Posted April 18, 2008 o_O well you can stay away from me if you're gonna be like that XD; Share this post Link to post
Luk3us 63 Posted April 18, 2008 Oh yes, I will have successfully corrupted the board with evil!!!! MAHAHAHAHA!! Pff... That happened ages ago... Share this post Link to post