Hookers + Xbox = Dad's Credit card

[Luk3us 63]

A 13-year-old boy from Texas who stole his father's credit card and hired two prostitutes has been convicted of fraud.

Ralph Hardy confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his dad's existing credit card company and taking his pals on a US$30,000 spending spree after which they ended up playing Halo on an Xbox with the hookers in a Texas motel.

 

The $1000-a-night prostitutes were released without charge but Ralph was given a three year community order upon his conviction on May 9, money.co.uk reported.

 

The prostitutes told police they grew suspicious when the kids said they'd rather play Xbox than play with them.

 

Authorities were alerted to the motel by a delivery clerk who, after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Oreos and Fritos, was asked by the kids where they could hire some escorts.

 

They young lotharios explained they'd just won big at a World of Warcraft tournament and wanted to relax.

 

The delivery clerk called the police who arrived to find $3,000 in cash, electronic gadgets, an Xbox console and games, plus the two prostitutes.

 

Ralph reportedly told the oficers his dad wouldn't mind, because he'd turned 13 the previous week and he'd forgot to get him a present.

 

Ralph and Co. told the working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus.

 

They added that State law did not allow discrimination against the disabled so they had no right to refuse them.

 

Explaining why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the done thing when you win a "World of Warcraft" contest.

 

The prostitutes ended up playing "Halo" with the kids instead of having sex with them.

 

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23697941-2,00.html

 

 

 

I mean lol! hahah.

 

 

[Doctor Destiny 41]

ahahahahahaha.

[sith_wampa 6]

Wow.

[hagren 0]

Smart kids! Comedy gold...

[Louis EX 0]

LOL epic.

[Mina Synd 0]

XD!!! that is awesome... sounds like just right out of a movie X3;

[Masked Shah 5]

Priceless

[Mina Synd 0]

damn right xD

[Julbri 0]

thats the funniest thing i have heard in a long long time hahahahahahahhahahhahah

[Red Blitzkrieg 0]

you just can't right this kinda stuff XD kid's are probably gonna be grounded till 30 and have to pay back every penny they spent

[Mina Synd 0]

gonna take a heck of a long time to pay back xD i mean he's only gonna be getting pocket money and paper rounds until he turns of age xD that ain't gonna take much off... and with a low wage job it'll still take quite a few years to pay X3; he's so boned XD but i'm guessing it was worth it...

[Julbri 0]

well if hes stuck in his room he can game world of warcraft and win that money in some contests

[Mina Synd 0]

yah, WoW costs. i'm guessing they'd cut that too xD

[mormreed 0]

well someone misinterpreted Craig's list XD

[Mina Synd 0]

buh? o.O

[Doctor Destiny 41]

http://www.craigslist.org/

Check that and you'll see.

 

Make sure you read the "Best of." Very epic humor within. XD

[Mina Synd 0]

mmhmm oO

[Mighty BOB! 5]

ROFL. Oooh man laughter is good for the lungs.

[Mina Synd 0]

glad someone agrees with my viewpoint on life ^-^

[Louis EX 0]

 

http://www.nowpublic.com/tech-biz/fake-hoo...-olds-marketing

[Doctor Destiny 41]

haha

[sith_wampa 6]

rofl..

 

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Edited May 28, 2008 by sith_wampa

[Mina Synd 0]

darn... i thought it -might- have been fake but i was hoping otherwise ;.; that is a story of truely epic scale. we need some kid to now go out and imitate that story o.o