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what's wrong with talking to your cats? >.> everyone talks to their pets o.O even if it's just a "damnit stop looking at me i'm trying to masturbate here" XDDD anyway... yah i chat to my kitties ^-^ an they talk back o.o not in english obviously. but it's like "are you hungrrrryyyy? =D" "mew mew!" "do you want tuna or salmon? *holds up packets* "mew mew! *headbutts tuna*" XD

Hello, institution for the mentally insane? Yes, I have another one.

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oh come on T-T if you have pets you know what i mean. you don't exactly sit down and have a conversation with them (unless you're real lonely or something) but when it comes to things like that you chat to them o.o; if you have a very vocal pet you just ask them what they want and they make noises when you say the right thing xD;

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The only conversation I have with my dog is as follows.

 

Puts dog outside.

 

20 minutes later.

 

Woof, woof woof, repeats this at least 5 times every minute until

A) I let the dog in.

B) I go outside and kick the dog in the ass and tell it to shut up.

 

If I go with B, he'll be quite for about 20 minutes, then repeats... Its so very very frustrating sometimes.

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The only conversation I have with my dog is as follows.

 

Puts dog outside.

 

20 minutes later.

 

Woof, woof woof, repeats this at least 5 times every minute until

A) I let the dog in.

B) I go outside and kick the dog in the ass and tell it to shut up.

 

If I go with B, he'll be quite for about 20 minutes, then repeats... Its so very very frustrating sometimes.

That's the way to break a dog XD

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One of few conversations I have with my cat goes as follows:

 

Dr. McKay: *goes to sleep*

 

Cat: *scratches at door at 8am* Meow! Meow! (roughly translated, it means 'Wake up and pet me')

 

Dr. McKay: *throws assorted items at him*

Edited by Dr. Rodney McKay

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pish xD you people don't love your pets >.> i'm sure when no-one's looking and you're feeling lonely you pet and stroke them and make baby noises at them like the rest of us XDDD

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pish xD you people don't love your pets >.> i'm sure when no-one's looking and you're feeling lonely you pet and stroke them and make baby noises at them like the rest of us XDDD

uhhhh, no. I'm completely insane but I don't talk to my pets, except to yell at them for sleeping on my bed. >_>;

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I greet my pets when ever I run into them round the house or if I go out and come home, but not full blown conversations about my day.

 

See, I'm not that crazy... :P

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same here luk3us. the biggest conversation i have with them is trying to decide what to feed them o.o; though i do sometimes spout baby gibberish when making a fuss of them XD "whoosha gewd boi? YOU AREEE *kissiekissie*" XD

 

...

 

...okie so maybe i am a little insane. but i don't deny it >.> at least i'm not buying my cats clothing and custom makeup jobs and giving them little leashes so i can walk them around town and show everyone how pretty they are XD

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...okie so maybe i am a little insane. but i don't deny it >.> at least i'm not buying my cats clothing and custom makeup jobs and giving them little leashes so i can walk them around town and show everyone how pretty they are XD

You're not far from it... >_>

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...okie so maybe i am a little insane. but i don't deny it >.> at least i'm not buying my cats clothing and custom makeup jobs and giving them little leashes so i can walk them around town and show everyone how pretty they are XD

20 years.

 

Cat lady.

 

I put 20 bucks on it, anyone wanna bet against me?

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That's why I made a bet; I knew others would say earlier.

 

I bet she can hold to sanity for a bit though. So 20 USD, it is agreed? :)

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i'm betting in 7 years i'll be either some kind of housewife, missionary or the creepy perverted history teacher everyone has had at some point in their lives o.O but then again how many guys would complain about having a history teacher like me? XD;

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The kind that like to learn about history? :P haha

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i'm betting in 7 years i'll be either some kind of housewife, missionary or the creepy perverted history teacher everyone has had at some point in their lives o.O but then again how many guys would complain about having a history teacher like me? XD;

Really? What history do you know? Sci-fi ones? I don't think schools really want that kind :P

 

The kind that like to learn about history? :P haha

Hahahahaha. Good one :lol:

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actually if you must know i'm a WW2 fanatic. i also love dealing with WW1, the zulu wars and the napoleonic era o.o i know a little about victorian and tudor england but i find it a little boring xD

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Prancing round in oversized dresses and drinking tea all days is boring to you? :P

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I stereotype and generalise everything, it just thing so much easier. ^_^

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