RA3 Units - CNCNZ Style

[Cygnus X-1 12]

Actually, I got the dog cannon Idea from somewhere else, but I cant remember where.

 

RA2 Comand and Comedy. Someone should make a mod with this **** in it. Be fun.

 

They could host a knuclehead tournament using this mod (if made)

[GeneralZ 0]

isnt there already a Command and Comedy?

[Mina Synd 0]

ow ow ow laughing so hard i'm crying x_x;

Japan:

 

unit - rabid fangal! small teenage girl in cosplay gear bounces around the battlefield, with two attacks: one being the painfully cute pose which makes any enemy unit join your side, the other attack being the cyber/yiff attack where the unit targeted it temporarily paralysed, allowing the rabid fangal to ravage the pour victim to death

 

structure - fangal clubhouse; the rabid fangal producing building, allows rabid fangals to be upgraded to chibi fangals with two new attacks - death inducing cuteness and such a knowledge of anime they bore all nearby units (good or bad) into suicide

 

superweapon - hentai leaflet drop; all enemy infantry on the map are are bombarded by questionable images and are "disabled" for 5 minutes

 

UK

 

unit - chav; much like the angry mob, a group of people attack! the only difference is they are all wearing horrible clothes, fake bling bling, are no taller then 5'5" and the only weapons they have are BB guns and corkscrew penknives! XDDD

 

structure - secondary school; produces the chav, upgrade includes teacher salery cuts meaning the chav unit will swear much more loudly and often, irritating the enemies more. other upgrades include the education budget, meaning the chav unit gains the ability to cause minor problems to enemy buildings and they now have the knowledge of the molotov cocktail n.n

 

special weapon - the chav boy racer; clicking this super power unleashes a horde of modded ford escourts! they will drive back and forth over anything and anything that gets in their way, crashing into buildings and causing much general havoc

[GeneralZ 0]

cosplay???....hentai???.... how odd.........

[Mina Synd 0]

...humour is lost on you people...

[Cygnus X-1 12]

Not so much funny as it is..well....odd.

 

Kinda like the rest of us.....read the rest of the topic, theres a bit more individuality up there

 

You should see some of the older topics for humor

 

 

 

And yes, there is a Command and Comedy somewhere (planetCNC) but this would the RA2/CNCNZ version

[Mina Synd 0]

it's not odd. it's just you don't understand the jokes as much because you're not an anime fan ¬_¬; any anime fan would be able to relate and understand. same way you lot don't get the facial expression thing or the fact that "lol" does actually mean laughing out loud; ie: not serious o.o;

[BWare 0]

it's not odd. it's just you don't understand the jokes as much because you're not an anime fan ¬_¬; any anime fan would be able to relate and understand. same way you lot don't get the facial expression thing or the fact that "lol" does actually mean laughing out loud; ie: not serious o.o;

I'm sorry, but Cygnus is right. It is very odd.

[Mina Synd 0]

once again, only to you. only an anime fan would find humour in them o.o and if the anime fan says they don't - they are lying! oo; i know i'm not a not that funny, if anything i'm a bit of a sarcastic cow but those are standards points which every anime fan can relate to ^^;

[Arificial 0]

once again, only to you. only an anime fan would find humour in them o.o and if the anime fan says they don't - they are lying! oo; i know i'm not a not that funny, if anything i'm a bit of a sarcastic cow but those are standards points which every anime fan can relate to ^^;

 

Your sarcasm really isn't sarcastic, and your jokes aren't funny. please Achtung the "sarcasm and jokes", please.

[Cygnus X-1 12]

So..............make a Metal Slug dude for RA2.

 

"A good comedian caters his jokes/sarcassim to his audience."-Wedge Antillies

[Mina Synd 0]

i know vv; i'm too shy and scared of everything to be mean-sarcastic... too tame ^^; and i'm not funny because i have the mentallity of an american 50's housewife. i'm designed to say "hi dear! dinner's on the table! let me take your coat... :D" not witty funny comments XD;

[Cygnus X-1 12]

You dont have to be shy online. I'm not an outgoing person normaly, but when I write something or type it, I pretty much say whatever I want.

[Mina Synd 0]

and all this posting i do is about as brave as i get. if you think i'm shy here you should see me irl... i never leave the house unless it's to go somewhere (school, college, work, whatever) or with my mom ^^;

[Dark_Kodiak 0]

Country : Any religious country :wink:

 

Unit : Preist

Turns enemy units to his religion to go into their base then blows up. :lol:

 

Superweapon : Preist-mobile

Same as preist but other religion and prapoganda films. :lol:

 

Structure : Preist canon

Fires preist over enemy base to blow up which makes him drop his holy books which in turn blow up. :lol:

 

*All explosions are nuclear, and no offense to anyone* 8)

 

http://www.mindistortion.net/movies/warU gotta see this.

[Acerz492 1]

Love the anime jokes. I dunno about Mina but I actually have seen a pack of screaming fangirls. God how I wish I hadn't. Even if you're not the thing they're screaming after, you're a male and you get swamped. On the other hand it's not such a bad thing.. :lol: Anyway, here's a good one for NZ:

 

Unit: Bushwhacker

Cost: $150

Attacks the enemy with stick and stones, and a large machete. Can also use the Heavy Gumboot upgrade to give the ability to trample the toes of enemy units.

 

Structure: Pub

Cost: $2000

Gives the Heavy Gumboots upgrade, plus the Guzzle Beer ability, which launches Bushwhackers into a drunken frenzy, tearing up tables and punching everything in site, except for each other. Best used in groups of 20+

 

Superweapon: Drunken Riot

Cost: $5000

When activated, the Drunken Riot superweapon takes the number of Bushwhackers on the field, heals them to full health, triples the number and gives them the Advanced Guzzle Beer ability, essentially creating a swathing sea of sweaty drunken males who can think of nothin else but beating the living snot out of the enemy. Veeery effective if you have 60+ Bushwhackers already. If their is not enough Bushwhackers on the field, or if there are none at all, this superweapon will automatically give the player who uses it 40 Bushwhackers so the superweapon does not become useless.

[General immeyourenot 0]

dont forget, in the near future technology will be even more advanced.

 

like the infamous grenade launcher launcher. bombard the enemy with weaponry, they will be so confused by the blatent bad tactics that you could sneak up behind them & club them on the back of the head

[Acerz492 1]

Oh, what about the Propaganda machine? WMD's in Iraq! Oh someone help us! Whatever would we do? :roll:

[General immeyourenot 0]

yeah, pity it would only work on stupid people, like Blair

[Acerz492 1]

And half of Britain and America. Bleah, anyhow let's get back on topic shall we? You've already had two warnings. :lol:

[General immeyourenot 0]

yeah, wherever i go trouble follows, it almost got me a criminal record once, & that is more worrying than a few warnings.

 

anyway, stereotypical Brit force (ie one that is completely unlike anything in Britain):

 

Unit: Businessman: Dressed in his bowler hat with a briefcase & cup of tea, distracts enemy soldiers with small talk in an accent they cant understand, "i say old chap, how about stopping round at my place after for a spot of luncheon & afternoon tea. that would be absolutely spiffing!"

 

Structure: Brit Businessmans flat: The Brit business man comes here for restocking his tea, then when nobody is looking he pressed a secret button & turns into one of a large selection of superheros :roll:

 

Superweapon: Tony Blair: suddenly all of your enemies tvs turn on, & tony blair starts making anouncments in his weird scattered way of speaking, then while the enemies are distracted trying to work out what he is trying to say is, the rest of the Brits sneak up behind them & club them with umbrellas

[BWare 0]

Hey morons... I'm sorry, but having an attention span that's a bit longer than yours, I can't help but remember Saddam gassing his own people.... yes, with WMDs. Well how about that? He DID have them! Plus, we gave him a huge amount of warning, and keep in mind that Iraq is a MASSIVE desert. Just imagine where he could have hid ANYTHING in that time window? Plus, there is a good chance that his arsenal was smuggled over the border at some point. Saddam was no idiot. Regardless, there are now tens of millions of people who have been liberated from his brutal and evil regime and have now VOTED in democratic elections, and a threat to the Middle East and WORLD has been removed.

[Acerz492 1]

Yes, yes, yes, we've heard all this before BWare, I've read your older posts on this subject. YES, Saddam had WMDs. Note that's past tense. Had. In anycase, it dosen't matter anymore. The weapons inspectors found nothing this time around. He probably could've smuggled 'em somewhere, but personally I'm pretty sure he got rid of them. You said so yourself, he's no idiot. Yes, he had warning. Yes, Saddam is an evil man. But it's old news now. Nobody cares. Only people who take great pains to be patriotic when I'm only poking fun at their president's humerous claims for getting rid of Saddam, when he could of said something like, "Saddam has been brutally oppressing his people for decades, and I think now is the time to step up and take action." He probably did say that, come to think of it, but I don't remember. He put the WMD's first and foremost when it came to Iraq. Not the oppressed people. When's his trial? I haven't heard anything about that yet. And I'm glad Iraq is now a free state. However I don't see Saddam as a threat to the world. Middle Eastern peace, maybe, but not to the world.

Lighten up a bit on the old subject, eh? It's old news. I'm only trying to point stuff out here and poke fun at him. I don't want to get into a flame war with you or anyone else here.

[Acerz492 1]

Heh, you go and trouble follows? Almost the opposite for me. Trouble finds me. I stay put. Just proved it right there.

[General immeyourenot 0]

im sure if i just walked down the street & turned around there would be a massive pile up of traffic, fires, people screaming, the lot. so i dont ever look back -.-

 

as for sadam & his weapons of mass destruction, there is no proof of any weapons this time round, so until so solid fact comes up i refuse to believe it.

 

as for calling us morons, maybe we should tell administrators that you are randomly insulting people with antagonistic intent, stop trying to start a flame war.