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I know it is man's natural instinct to eat animals to survive.... But this Arthur Boyt quite literally scraping an animals guts off the road before chucking it in the frying pan with some onions and a dash of pepper quite literally turns my stomach.

 

So no doubt if he's a witness to when some one gets knocked over by a car... instead of allowing the paramedics to save that person, he'll be in there with knives and forks shouting, "Get it while it's still warm!!!"... My conclusion, the guy's a psycho! :roll:

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No! This is great! We have a new restuarant chain. ;) Just think of the names and the marketing possibilites.... I can see it now: Roadkill Cafe - You Kill It, We Grill It!

 

:rofl:

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:haha: That is quite funny actually. But I was almost put off my food by reading that earlier... I'd just prefer an animal which has been either hunted or farmed... not a dead animal which is strewn across the road without it's head which is stuck in the wheel arch of someones car :worried:

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hes not a red-neck.... hes a country bumpkin from down Devon way (where the rest of me clan are :P )

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Notice how I said Rednecks of the world. :wink:

 

And if he's part of your clan then...well...'nuff said. :haha::P

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no he lives in the ssame area as most of my family :shock:

 

And get back to your school work while i play the EAW demo :P

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I want to say something, but I really really run the risk of being offensive... more than the usual...

 

I just will say... If you eat roadkill, you're a stronger stomach than I.....

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That or you're just a sick, twisted human being. :roll: But that is quite true. :P

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i wonder if they taste like chicken

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Whats the big deal. Its just food. The way it dies doesn't really matter. Long as it tastes nice. :) I suppose the meat would be nice and tenderised from the squishing.

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Big difference between farm animal meals...

 

and roadkill meals....

 

Health, timespan of the death, and sanity....

 

To eat a possum hit by a truck several days ago, well that speaks volumes about a person...

 

I can understand hitting a deer and taking home to make jerky...

You hit just then, and it is a good deer... fresh kill if you will...

 

but to peel a dead animal that you do not know how long it's been out there, pounded into asphalt and tar in hot baking sun for a day or two... blah...

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Awh come on ya know ya just want to try it out....

 

Yummy squished possum coated in blood, with a side dish of ferret brains and a touch of blackbird stomach... ;)

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Oh dear lord Luk3us...

 

Yeah, it's disgusting, but not just because it's roadkill. Those animals are next to uneatable as it is (really gamey meat), and getting them run over and laying out in the sunlight on asphalt probably wouldn't do too much to improve it. :puke:

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Nah. It builds character, puts hair on your chest. :haha:

 

I want to see you eat it Fenring. ;)

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hmmm gave me idea for the national animal for Shodirkadirka....

 

what roadkill? :rofl:

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