Dead Frogs

[Woofna 0]

I'm trying to see if I remember this joke correctly, a friend told it to me a long time ago.

 

A boy, about 13 years old is walking down the street dragging a flattened dead frog on a string behind him.

 

He comes up to the doorstep of "a house of ill repute" and knocks on

the door.

 

When the Madam answers it, she sees the little boy and asks what he

wants. He says, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I

have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it. "

 

The Madam figures, "why not", so she tells him to come in.

 

Once in, she tells him to pick any of the girls he likes. He asks, "Do

any of the girls have any diseases? Of course the Madam says "No".

 

He says, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after

making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."

 

Since the little boy is so adamant and had the money to pay for it,

the Madam tells him to go to the second room on the right.

 

He heads down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him.

 

Ten minutes later he comes back, still dragging the frog, pays the Madam,

and heads out the door.

 

The Madam stopps him and asks, "Why did you pick the only girl in the

place with a disease, instead of one of the others?

 

He says, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents

are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a

baby-sitter."

 

"After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just

happens to be very fond of cute little boys. "

 

"She will then get the disease that I just caught. "

 

"When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the

way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the disease. "

 

"Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to

bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it. "

 

"In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the

milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease, and he's the bastard who

ran over my FROG."

[BWare 0]

Hm. How very sordid.

[Saracen 16]

It's an old classic, still brings a smile

[Tree 0]

Hath more than a tittle of humor.

[Mario 0]

[Luk3us 63]

Its not bad. But yeah...

[Doctor Destiny 41]

Not funny. Not in the slightest. >_>

[TheBlackOut 7]

Not funny. Not in the slightest. >_>

 

You're the milkman, eh?

[BWare 0]

Not funny. Not in the slightest. >_>

Thank you. There really isn't a whole lot of wit to it... at all.

[Riparius 0]

:lol: The ending is the best.

[BWare 0]

:lol: The ending is the best.

The... punch line? Yes, I think that's common with MOST jokes :roll:

 

And still, this one is not funny.

[Woofna 0]

:lol: The ending is the best.

The... punch line? Yes, I think that's common with MOST jokes :roll:

 

And still, this one is not funny.

 

My condolences for your sense of humor.

[Doctor Destiny 41]

It's not funny. Deal with it. :roll:

[Guest Rabbit]

You don't think anything is funny. I'm just surprized you didn't say "Old."

[Doctor Destiny 41]

Old is too obvious. Saying it wasn't funny needed to be said.

[BWare 0]

My condolences for your sense of humor.

OMG tehy all had s3x lol!!1 j00 get stds taht way!!

 

...this MAY have been funny back in the third grade when this childish stuff started dawning on us... but for now, when we're all grown up, this sits at the depths of unfunny, immature, idiotic sex humor. Lol.

 

Fenring is right on, and even if it is new, it's so horribly un-clever and needlessly sordid that it has probably been thought up by countless other prepubescent, ameteur joke makers.

 

Not funny.