King of the Hill

[cnc_sage 0]

*AG gets run over by stealth tank*

Ha!

[Woofna 0]

I'm confused. A second ago I built a massive Hammerfest clone base on the hill and then made a fake one for someone to stumble onto and die in a volcano. WTF happened?

 

I bombed teh king!

[Dr. Rodney McKay 0]

The combine come in and initiate the Seven Hours War, capturing the hill.

 

DX comes back and guards the hill for the hell of it.

[Guest Auronguardian]

*Pokes Baron on the back*

 

Me: Hey.

 

*Cracks his neck*

 

Mine >=(

[Luk3us 63]

*Crawling out of the wreckage from the crash, Luk3us drags his body up the hill... Pulling out a Desert Eagle, Luk3us promptly shoots Auron in the head and kicks his corpse down the hill, and setting up his deckchair again and sitting back down..*

 

My hill again people.

[Guest Auronguardian]

*pops out of the desk drawer and stabs Luk3us in the heart and uses the skin as a coat*

 

Mmmm comfy.

 

*sits at the desk*

[Dr. Rodney McKay 0]

I resurrect luk3us. DX and the Combine throw Auron off the hill. Afterwards, Baron sends an alliance offer to luk3us, promising him four planets and his own private army in exchange for an alliance.

[Guest Auronguardian]

*Bullets fly out of seemingly nowhere as my Marine sniper team takes out Luk3us and Baron from cover, letting me on top*

[Luk3us 63]

*Luk3us respawns shoots Auron again, and then burns his body and throws the ashes down the hill. Luk3us then picks up Baron's body and sits it up on an deck chair besides Luk3us's deckchair and sits down.*

 

My hill again, Baron hasn't respawed yet so he's just sitting on the hill dead though.

[Dr. Rodney McKay 0]

Baron respawns. Reinforcements come in from City 17 to garrison the hill. Combine Gunships and Helicopters circle the hill. COmbine servant brings in alcoholic drinks for DX, luk3us, and Baron.

[Luk3us 63]

*Luk3us gets pissed and accidentally walks on a mine...

 

Luk3us respawns 5 minutes later and gets drunk again and goes to sleep on the hill.*

[Renamon 0]

*Luk3us disappears in an instant*

 

Fenris claims hill.

[Luk3us 63]

*Luk3us then magically reappears 20 meters in the air... Dropping from the ground...

 

Luckily landing ontop of Ferris, thus breaking his fall, but killing Fenris in the process. *

 

My hill again...

[Dr. Rodney McKay 0]

DX resurrect Fenris for the sake of beating him up.

 

First, Chyna does the Chyna Downstairs. After, Rick Rude comes back from the dead and does the Rude Awakening. Following that, X-Pac does the X-Factor, Road Dogg Shakes, Rattles, and Rolls him, Mr. Ass does the Fame-asser, HBK plays some Sweet Chin Music for him, and Triple H finishes him off with the PEdigree. All this awesomeness kills Fenris again and damns him to walk the earth as a spirit for all eternity.

[Guest Auronguardian]

*Walks up hill and when all of Baron's awesome people try to blow me away with their awesome, Maddox jumps down from the sky and shifts his weight towards them, which disintergrates them all. Then he takes Baron and head butts him to oblivion. I then sit on a throne on the hill*

 

Win.

[Renamon 0]

@ 2 posts above

 

*BaronKRoolstein's attack misses and he disappears in an instant. Seeing as how Fenris is of the different sex*

 

Fenris claims hill.

 

Real post

 

*Auron disappears in an instant*

 

Fenris claims hill.

[Guest Auronguardian]

*reappears in Fenris's stomach and bursts out onto the top of the hill*

 

Eww.... What did he have to eat?

[Renamon 0]

*Auron disappears in an instant*

 

Fenris claims hill.

[Guest Auronguardian]

*Reappears in bladder and splodes out onto hill*

 

EWWWWW!!!!

[Luk3us 63]

*Luk3us just looks around after not being killed and then shoots Auron AGAIN... Then shoots himself in the stomach killing Auron AGAIN! Puts plaster on stomach and goes back to sitting in his deckchair...*

 

Once more this hill is claimed by me.

[Guest Auronguardian]

*Pyramid Head slams Luk3us's head off and pulls me out and pheonix feathers me to life*

 

My hill!

[Luk3us 63]

*Luk3us's body stumbles around for a while till it finds its head, reataches with some superglue...

 

Once more takes out gun and sho... Damn out of bullets...

 

Bludgeons Auron to death.*

 

My hill now!

[Alphabear 11]

*Alphabear finds another larger hill and finds a nice resting spot in the shade before yelling out, "Its ok you guys can fight over that one, i found a better one anyway."

 

*goes to sleep*

 

This ones mine!

[Guest Auronguardian]

*everyone gets together and sends a rain of Missles upon Alphabear's hill, therefore destroying it. Then I use one of the missles to blast luk3us off the hill*

 

Mine =3

[Luk3us 63]

*Gets up and grabs a possum off a tree and walks back to the hill. Throws it at Auron's face... Hhehe... Good possum. *

 

I reclaim this hill once more.