King of the Hill

[Mario 0]

*comes back with an orca and shoots both woofna and and the C4's*

[cnc_sage 0]

*Stealth tanks shoot down Jefferson's Orca; sage claims hill*

[Renamon 0]

*sage disappears in an instant*

 

Fenris claims hill.

[Woofna 0]

*meteors bombard the hill. The hill is now infested with tiberium. Woofna becomes a templar and sits on the hill, constantly regenerating. An army of viceroids (former CNCNZ members) gather around him and spray each other mindlessly*

[Guest Auronguardian]

*Bruce Campbell comes from the sky and eats all of the tiberium and then belches the tiberium in a gas form at Woofna, blowing him away.*

 

My hill!

[F15pilotX 4]

*F15 pushes AG off the cliff onto pointy rocks*

[Guest Auronguardian]

*Realizes these rocks are the size of pebbles, I get up and tear Pilot in half*

 

My hill!

[VampireA05 0]

Vamp: Look! Paris Hilton!

Auronguardian: Where?

 

*splat! Pilot remains smear on his face*

 

my hill

[SSTG 0]

*chronoshifts himself on to the hill*

 

*taps vamp on the shoulder punches him pulls a grenade out and puts it in his pants* *please not dirty jokes:P*

 

*remembers to shove a steak into heart and kicks him off the hill*

 

*chronoshifts in a lazybody couch*

 

Ahhhh my hill

[Renamon 0]

*SSTG disappears in an instant*

 

Fenris claims hill.

[battletroop27 0]

having no avatar, Fenris does not exist. my hill.

[Renamon 0]

*Battletroop disappears in an instant*

 

Fenris claims hill.

[Guest Auronguardian]

*Battletroop disappears in an instant*

 

Fenris claims hill.

 

Dude, make something new up.

 

*stuns you, ties you to an ICBM, and shoots you towards an island in the middle of the Pacific*

 

Mine!

[SSTG 0]

*drives a apocalypse tank up the hill and as the front hits the ground it crushes auron*

 

*grabs his lazyboy couch*

 

ah my hill!

[Luk3us 63]

*Two hollow points to the back of the skull, SSTG is no more...

 

Luk3us resumes sitting on his deckchair...*

 

I claim this hill in for me.

[cnc_sage 0]

*Sage destroys Luk3us and his chair with plasma rifle*

My hill!

[Luk3us 63]

*Luk3us respawns, just in time to see a meteor go flying right into the hill cnc_sage was sitting on...

 

After the dust clears Luk3us walks into the crater and sits on his deckchair in what is left of the hill

 

I claim this crater for ME!

[Alphabear 11]

*Diverts watercourse to fill up the crater and down Luk3us*

 

My Lake

[Luk3us 63]

*Luk3us swims to the surface and grabs Alphabear and drags him under where he drowns him....

 

Ensuring he is truly dead, Luk3us releases crocodiles into the lake, who promptly eat the now late Alphabear.

 

Luk3us then sits on his deckchair on his boat on the lake... *

 

My Lake

[cnc_sage 0]

*Sage buries Luk3us and his lake under tons of rock*

My quarry!

[Guest Auronguardian]

*Uses dynamite to blow Sage off the rocks*

 

Mine!

[cnc_sage 0]

*AG gets knoked off rocks by wrecking ball*

Mine!

[Guest Auronguardian]

*Grabs onto Wrecking ball and directs it toward sage and smacks him off the crater, and as I let go, the ball flys off into the sunset with sage attached to it.*

 

My crater/mudpit!!

[Luk3us 63]

*Luk3us respawns.

 

And release a pack of wolves to eat Auron...

 

After that Luk3us sets up yet another deckchair and sits.. *

 

I claim this spot mine!

[Guest Auronguardian]

*Yells so loud it blows Luk3us off the spot, and rebuilds the hill and stands on it*

 

MYINE!