Masked Shah 5 Posted October 11, 2008 You are not special mister... Today may be your birthday, but I will promise it will be your last... So just before you think you gotten away with gaining a year of life, I will let you know plans are in the works to have you destroyed and you will submit to the glory that is the GLA!!! Just as you are eating you cake and opening presents remember, someone in the shadows is going to steal a piece of cake. Happy Birthday, capitalist swine!!! Share this post Link to post
CCHyper 3 Posted October 11, 2008 Heh, cheers guys! GLA cant do crap to me Share this post Link to post
Doctor Destiny 41 Posted October 11, 2008 You're right. They'll have the Empire firebomb your party instead. Share this post Link to post
Masked Shah 5 Posted October 12, 2008 Well I have to give up 35% of the oil and diamonds mined from the Shodirkadirkan soil, in return they graned me a application of destruction (I fill it out and have the Empire destroy whoever I dislike). The Russians offered me free vats of Devastator juices, and Devastators to poison my enemies with ungodly pain for 45% of the diamond/oil intake if I join them. or I can join the Americans who offer democracy and freedom package, for a 89% diamond/oil price tag. ... MAHAHAHAHA They are a funny people are they not...? *Proceed to direct Japanese specialists to load Scud Missles with Devastator chemicals* Oh yes, I will need the GSP corridinates to your homes please... Um, ...I will give you a dollar.... I.... promise.... Share this post Link to post
Mina Synd 0 Posted October 12, 2008 gotta love those wacky americans x3; ... ... ... A DOLLAR =O ME WANN! Share this post Link to post
Doctor Destiny 41 Posted October 12, 2008 A DOLLAR =O ME WANN! I'll give you one if I can stick it in your thong. And I don't mean sandals. xD Share this post Link to post
Saracen 16 Posted October 13, 2008 Today may be your birthday Oh here we go again. Given 12 months of this fine Georgian calendar, I'm guessing you'll have 1,980 threads. Each congratulating people's birthdays, and you'll probably go well out of your way to wish yourself a happy birthday! There's a birthday thread a good few pages back, why don't you bump that instead!? Anyway HB to TSH. Share this post Link to post
Mina Synd 0 Posted October 13, 2008 i wear thongs?! o-O well... if you buy me a thong i'll wear it then you can put money in x3 and whatever happens happens xD then again money + thongs usually equal lapdances o.O and gawd knows where that'll lead XD;;; ... ANYWAY >_>; he's shah o.O he's gonna try and make a thread for every birthday that he see's pop up on the welcome page whenever he signs on XD; ...or at least the people he likes o.O and happy birthday to hyper! ^o^ *gives free lapdance?* XD Share this post Link to post
Masked Shah 5 Posted October 14, 2008 TSHyper, we went to Mexico for your birthday and got ****ed up, and ended in a hotel with 50 or so college party girls. We wish you could have been there... Share this post Link to post
Nmenth 291 Posted October 14, 2008 We wish you could have been there... You do? Wow, you are going soft... Share this post Link to post
Doctor Destiny 41 Posted October 14, 2008 i wear thongs?! o-O well... if you buy me a thong i'll wear it then you can put money in x3 and whatever happens happens xD then again money + thongs usually equal lapdances o.O and gawd knows where that'll lead XD;;; Name the time and place. Share this post Link to post
Mina Synd 0 Posted October 14, 2008 yeah hyper... i woke up to find myself naked in a jacuzzi with half a dozen (possibly underage) naked girls xD they told me i was a -lot- of fun. i'm scared the FBI are gonna arrest me D: and anytime you're ready DD x3; Share this post Link to post
