Oh no....Its the big bad Hacker..

[Thierry 0]

Some people are so incredibly stupid....

Some guy online has a game crash and thinks he got kicked and decides to act all big and bad.....

 

 

 

* bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

* bitchchecker ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop

<bitchchecker> Why did you kick me?

<bitchchecker> Can't you talk normally?

<bitchchecker> Answer!

<Elch> We didn't kick you.

<Elch> You had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

<bitchchecker> What's a ping man?

<bitchchecker> The timing of my PC is right

<bitchchecker> i even have dst.

<bitchchecker> You banned me.

<bitchchecker> Damnit it, you son of a bitch!

<HopperHunter|afk> LOL

<HopperHunter|afk> **** you're stupid, DST^^

<bitchchecker> Shut your mouth, WE HAVE DST!

<bitchchecker> For two weaks already

<bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.

<Elch> You're a real computer expert

<bitchchecker> Shut up, i'm gonna hack you.

<Elch> Ok, i'm quiet, I sure hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are, lol. ^^

<bitchchecker> Tell me your network number, man. Then you're dead.

<Elch> Meh, it's 129.0.0.1

<Elch> Or maybe 127.0.0.1

<Elch> Yes, exactly. That's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for your great attack.

<bitchchecker> In five minutes, your hard drive will be deleted.

<Elch> Now I'm frightened! LOL!

<bitchchecker> Shut up, or you'll be gone.

<bitchchecker> I have a program where I enter your ip, and you're dead.

<bitchchecker> Say goodbye!

<Elch> To whom?

<bitchchecker> To you, man.

<bitchchecker> Bye bye.

<Elch> I'm shivering, thinking about such great hackers like you!

* bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

 

 

There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

 

 

* bitchchecker ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop

<bitchchecker> Elch, you son of a bitch!

<Metanot> bitchchecker, how old are you?

<Elch> What's up bitchchecker?

<bitchchecker> You have a fire-wall

<Elch> Maybe, I think so.

<bitchchecker> I'm 26.

<Metanot> Such behaviour at age 26?

<Elch> How did you find out that I have a firewall?

<Metanot> tsk tsk. this is not very nice, missy.

<bitchchecker> Because your gay firewall directed my turn-off signal back to me

<bitchchecker> Be a man, and turn that **** off.

<Elch> Cool, didn't know this was possible.

<bitchchecker> Then my virus will destroy your pc, man.

<Metanot> Are you hacking yourself?

<Elch> Yes, but bitchchecker originally attempted to hack me! LOL!

<Metanot> Hey, bitchchecker. If you're a hacker, you have to get around a firewall. Even I can do that.

<bitchchecker> Yes man. I hack the Elch but the sucker has a firewall.

<Metanot> What firewall do you have?

<bitchchecker> Firewalls are for girls.

<Metanot> Firewall are the norm. Besides, a real hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl!

<He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill. You're letting them provoke you and give those little girls new material all the time

<bitchchecker> Turn the firewall off, and then I'll send you a virus! [Please control your cussing]

<Elch> No.

<Metanot> Hey bitchchecker, why turn it off for you? If you're an uber l33t hacker, you should be able to turn it off.

<bitchchecker> You're afraid

<bitchchecker> I don't want to hack like this, if he hides like a girl behind a firewall.

<bitchchecker> Elch! Turn off your **** firewall!

<Metanot> I wanted to say something about this. Do you know the definition of hacking? If he turns of the firewall that's an invitation. Besides, that has nothing to do with hacking.

<bitchchecker> Shut up.

<Metanot> lol!

<bitchchecker> My grandmother websurfs with firewall.

<bitchchecker> And you suckers think you're cool and don't dare using the internet without a firewall.

 

He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.

 

 

<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again.

<Metanot> bitchhacker can't hack.

<Black<TdV>> Nice play on words!

<bitchchecker> Wort man

<Elch> bitchcheckerm I'm still waiting for you to attack!

<Metanot> how many times do I have to say this? Again, he is not a hacker!

<bitchchecker> Man, do you want a virus?!

<bitchchecker> Tell me your ip. I'll delete your hard drive.

<Metanot> lol why should I give it up? Besides, i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave. I can tell you 100.00%, you're no hacker..

<Elch> 127.0.0.1

<Elch> It's easy

<bitchchecker> Lol, you're so stupid man.... you'll be gone.

<bitchchecker> And, the first files are now deleted.

<Elch> Mommy! lol

 

In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?

 

<bitchchecker> Looking to restore your files? You can't, you son of a bitch

<Elch> Gee. That's too bad.

<bitchchecker> Elch you idiot. Your hard drive: "G:/", is now deleted.

<Elch> Yes, and there's nothing I can do about it.

<bitchchecker> And, in 20 seconds, "F:/" will be gone.

<Elch> Heh, I'll take a look.

 

 

Yes, true, "G:/" and "F:/" were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.

 

 

<bitchchecker> "Tupac" rules!

<bitchchecker> Elch, you son of a bitch. Your "f:/" drive is gone, and your "E:/" drive as well.

 

 

Drive E:? Oh my god... All my games are there! And my vacation pictures! I instantly took a look. Everything was still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....

 

Maybe he isn't hacking MY computer?

 

 

<bitchchecker> And, drive "D:/" is 45% deleted, you idiot!

<He> Why doesn't meta say anything?

<Elch> He's probably rolling on the floor laughing!

<Black<TdV>> lol!

<bitchchecker> Your "D:/" drive is gone now!

<He> Go on, BITCH.

 

 

The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some should encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.

 

 

<bitchchecker> Elch, man you're stupid. You should never give your IP adress out on the internet.

<bitchchecker> I'm already at 30% on drive "C:/"

 

 

Should I tell him he's not attacking MY computer?

 

* bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

 

Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then......

 

For those not known with PC's, 127.0.0.1 is your own PC by default, your Localhost....

[BWare 0]

:lol: Oh man that is good... there are so many idiots on the internet.

[Thierry 0]

Some people.....Any good hacker should probably not even tell he is a hacker lol :roll:

But still, anyone who thinks he is an hacker should know what 127.0.0.1 is

[General immeyourenot 0]

i was rofl at this. hilarious.

 

people who pretend to be hackers to scare people are so funny. :roll:

 

no real hacker threatens people with it.

[KillerofTanks!! 0]

LOL!!!

[Thierry 0]

I wonder how many other people there are out there that would fall for this...

[Saracen 16]

you were close to fooling for it, I saw the tension in that post. Suprised you never cracked it when he didn't know what ping was and his pathetic attempts to write about his Digital Subscriber Line or whatever he was talking about

 

An entertaining read nevertheless, the n00bs are everywhere, and they are usually under 14 and don't have a clue :roll:

[Thierry 0]

Ah well, he fell for it I think

I'm already on a 18 month ICT education...trust me, I know what 127.0.0.1 is

 

Thing was though, my friend was Elch and we talked during the game using MSN Mic's lol, so I told him to give that guy the IP 127.0.0.1

[Saracen 16]

I don't bother with my PC knowledge that much these days, mainly cos I've lost touch with it all.... I used tofix PC's for a small fee, but it became a chore and I sorta lost interest... my future knowledge of PC's disappeared after the GeForce FX series was released..

[Tree 0]

Anyone who uses a program they havent written to 'hack', doesn't know what a ping is, and cant figure out your IP is no threat to anyone.

 

Guess what my IP is? 127.0.0.1. We must all live in the same house!

[Cygnus X-1 12]

That was entertaining. Theirry, good one.

[Sonic 296]

That was pure gold:lol:.

Having the logs posted makes it even better. It just proves how many dumb ****s surf the internet on a daily basis.

[Mina Synd 0]

god that was classic XD!! my lord there are so many problems there alone... besides the whole daft firewall and IP thing, you'd have thought that kid would look into some basic details... basic fact 1# being that surprisingly few people even have that many drives... gotta admit i was half expecting him to say "i deleted all the many programs on your A drive! bwaa haa haa" XDDDDD

there's a point actually... who still has an A drive (besides me on this compy. i was shocked when i realised my laptop didn't have a floppy drive q.p)

[Thierry 0]

It gives you an idea of how many idiots there are online

[Mina Synd 0]

it's more funny when you chat to them on messenger or something. in a game it just sucks... especially if it's some 10yr old that's got a hacking program then goes and nukes everything because he's in a bad mood. i mean why lose a point just because of some cheating kid y'know?

[Saracen 16]

That was pure gold:lol:.

Having the logs posted makes it even better. It just proves how many dumb s***s surf the internet on a daily basis.

 

Aren't we supposed to be setting an example with the language Sonic??? :wink:

[Mina Synd 0]

yey thank you o.o; on the subject, you see what i mean with the nuke cheat thing? at least in games it never tends to go past a hack to win the game... one time one of my friends hacked in my compy and started controlling the mouse. scared the heck outta me @.@;

[Cygnus X-1 12]

Hacking (or rather, kracking for those of you who saw that) is not cool. Infact, its purely evil, unless done by government to get into bad peoples computers, and thats called hacking.

[Sonic 296]

Aren't we supposed to be setting an example with the language Sonic??? :wink:

Your right, the forums should have censored that word. I fixed the problem.

[GeneralZ 0]

funny....he didnt know what he was talking about.....idiot

 

Drive F??G?? Those drives dont exist unless i stick in usb drives. When i stick in my Flashdrive, G drive appears. When I stick in my Jumpdrive, H drive appears. drives E and F are my cd rom drives, 1 dvd/cd and 1 dvd/cd burner.....and finalized cds like games cant have their contents cleared. My D drive is untouchable...Its the part of the hard drive used for backup.....funny.....

[Mina Synd 0]

lol my point exactly. does anyone actually have more then 2 harddrives, up to the point of those letters? XDDD that would have to be like, some kind of super modded custom tower lol.

but you gotta give the kid points for trying, even if it was horribly inaccurate

[GeneralZ 0]

about ur friend controlling ur mouse...did that involve using the remote destop connection thingy...u probably let him onto ur ocmputer....

[Cygnus X-1 12]

They teach people how do that from day one of computer security 101

[DemonHunter 0]

yeh, the dumbest bit was that elch was still online when supposedly nearly all his hard drives had been deleted, how this worked i dont know, maybe bitch thought that a computer could stay running with no program files or internet connections set up, what a loser

[DemonHunter 0]

lol my point exactly. does anyone actually have more then 2 harddrives, up to the point of those letters? XDDD that would have to be like, some kind of super modded custom tower lol.

but you gotta give the kid points for trying, even if it was horribly inaccurate

 

as it happens, our server computer has 5 200gb hardrives so yes