59 Signs a C&C Fan Needs a Life

[Acerz492 1]

Is it?

 

Lol ya I know, just fixed it. Sorry!

[TheBlackOut 7]

I had one with an Emperor tank running over a Marauder tank and the guy said: Ahh! My job at 7-11 was better than this!

[Acerz492 1]

Yeesh, it seems that my attempt at humour didn't work. I think I'll stick to writing articles. :roll:

[Guest MadBadger]

#71 you fire rockets at domed buildings trying to take out your enemys radar.

 

#72 you fear walking on tarmac (Asphalt) fearing its a new type of tiberian.

 

#73 you rub against tarmac thinking its a new form of tiberian beliving You’ll become a mutant.

 

#74 you fill a super soaker with petrol and strap a zippo to it then start yelling "feel the burn".

[Waraddict 0]

#75 you make topics like these

 

#76 you buy EA games

 

#77 you try not to send anyone to washington DC without your boss' notice.

 

#78 you support the communist party.

 

#79 you think the iron curtain was actually a machine.

 

#80 you call your watch a chronometer.

 

#81 you say you're 'going to the land of Nod', instead of to bed.

[TheBlackOut 7]

82: You take batteries and make a shock box, strap it on your back, then you think you're a shock trooper and then shock and kill your neighbor and say "Burn baby burn"

[Luk3us 63]

83: You're on a C&C forum reading a list of reasons why you're obssessed with C&C whilst thinking of your own wacky reason why you're obssessed in some strange attempt to out do everyone else whilst constantly watching the sky for an ion cannon strike...

[Acerz492 1]

Funny how I just added to the list, I never tried to outdo anyone. :roll: :wink:

[Luk3us 63]

84: You're in denial... Nuff said.

 

[Guest MadBadger]

#85 You chear and crack open the bubley when you finish all cnc games on hard in a day of non stop gaming :lol: 8)

[Waraddict 0]

#86 You end up broke from such over the top C&C celebration and instead play Command & Conquer with cut out vehicle and trooper cardboard shapes in the street.

 

#87 You try to train your labradore to eat people whole.

 

#88 You actually try to fry something with a tesla coil but instead give them funky hair.

 

#89 You wear urban camoflauge on a desert battlefield and get the whole enemy force after you.

 

#90 You walk over freindly placed mines.

[Thierry 0]

91: You keep clear of trucks, fearing its a Demo Truck

[Staude 0]

92. you try to mount two pipes on your old car, hoping it will turn into a mammoth tank

[Masked Shah 5]

93: You are afraid to shower, due to the fear of Rebel soldier Ambushes appearing out of no where...

 

94: You got roomful NOD Logos, and bumper stickers... and even a uniform...

 

95: You got walkie talkies with your friend just to inform him of video game troop movements... sad.

 

96: You actually know the names of the bad techno riffs on the game...

 

97: Hell's March is part of your computer startup.

 

98: You successfully made a sneak attack hole that leads to your grammy's house...

 

99: When watching the Iraqi war on TV you wonder why you don't see battle droids around US tanks...

[Dark_Kodiak 0]

#91 is like...

 

#70: You become weary of all the vehicles around you, scared that anyone of them could be a Bomb Truck.

 

copy cats

 

thought nobody would notice eh? :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

[Waraddict 0]

#100 You reply to this topic for the third time

[Guest Rabbit]

101. You see someone pacing back and forth impatiently. You think they are on a patrol loop.

 

102. You get a raise at work, so you buy some silos for your office.

 

103. You see a house built in the middle of nowhere, with no other buildings to be found, and you think they were cheating.

 

104. Traffic comes to a crawl. You become pissed off because the car next to you is the 1995 model.

 

105. You see a Russian man driving a ford. You scream at them for cheating.

 

106. Someone isn't doing what you tell them, so you get your dog to attack them.

 

107. Your neighbor buy's the new H3. You search over and over but cant seem to find a machine gun anywhere.

 

108. You go to the doctor. You wonder why they are taking so long, even though you've only been there for 5 minutes

[Guest MadBadger]

#109 you attack combine harvisters attempting to disrupt your enemys money supplys.

 

#110 you wonder why the troops in Iraq dont kneel get out there flags and capture all the oil towers.

 

#111 you have a flag that extends and atempt to capture the houses arond you.

 

#112 you drive around town looking for a repair pad when you dent your car.

 

#113 when you find a repair pad (mechanics garage) you drive in and out so it repairs for free.

 

#114 you wonder where the sale button is on your house/appartment.

 

#115 you make millions of power plants in your back garden to power your defences.

 

#116 you try to slow down time (game speed) so you can throw grenades accross town.

 

#117 when driving a slow car you atempt to team it with a motorbike to speed up (LST bug)

 

#118 you fear for your house when someone bounces there hydrolics fearing its a MAD tank.

 

#119 you gain general ranks for every 50 people you run over

 

#120 you try to deploy hold the line, search and destroy or bombardment battle plans from your house.

 

#121 you wish you could select somebody and press A to become friends with them.

 

#122 you accuse airports of cheating when they have more than 1 plane landed (or 4 if your more gen fan).

 

#123 you tell the people at the internet cafe to get some hackers in as they can make alot of money.

 

#124 you tell the same internet cafe to buy the upgrades so they can see enemy comand centers.

 

#125 you wonder why the tree didnt just fall over when you crashed into it in your car.

[Waraddict 0]

#126 You try to crush cars with a pickup truck

 

#127 You try to buy an Abram Tank for $900

 

#128 You drive a desert camo humvee in a city

 

#129 You believe Orcas can fly

[Guest Rabbit]

130. You pull out a machine gun every time an ant comes near you (if you've played red alert counterstrike)

[Guest MadBadger]

#131 you shift click the right hand speaker on everything.

 

#132 you speak in a ruski accent after playing any soviet game.

 

#133 you jump on a bike drive realy fast to a friends house then start digging a tunnel back to your house.

 

#134 you fix up a machine gun or super soaker of toxins to mentioned tunnel.

 

#135 you go on CnC fan sites at 3:30am and think up ways to tell if a CnC fan needs a life.

 

#136 you go to the supermarket in a chinook and send a net through the roof before leaving with a bundle of 'supplys'.

 

#137 you instantly recognise a 'stolen' CnC sound effect on tv ie the tesla powering up clip was on CBBC today (or is that yesterday for me?)

 

#138 (mixing it with star wars now) you know the true purpose of einstiens 'remote' from RA2.

 

#139 (sounds of the bottom of the barrel) your mobile has all the effects from CnC on it. Like when you turn it on its the tesla powering up, new mail is "construction compleate" ect.

 

#140 you load all the CnC games in Chronological order onto your new pc even though you may never play it.

 

#141 you then play all CnC games in chronlogical order on hard to "check they still work".

[TheBlackOut 7]

109. You get a hummer and paint it gold and put a toy machine gun on it and try to shoot your neighbor's dune buggy.

 

110. You think green bluber is a new form of Tiberium.

[cnc_sage 0]

142. You build guard towers around your house and brace yourself for incoming dinosaurs after watching Jurrasic Park

[Cygnus X-1 12]

143: You aim your watch at your friend and wonder why they arent disaperring

 

144: You go to the aquarium and get arrested for trying to C4 the dolphins there

 

145: You watch War of te Worlds and think "Cabal never had a chance"

 

146: You wonder why your neighbor's propane tank doesnt shoot fireballs out at you

[Guest Rabbit]

147. You wonder why the submarines aren't turning invisible.

(if you didn't already notice, Submarines use stealth logic, not underwater logic)