59 Signs a C&C Fan Needs a Life

[Guest Rabbit]

259. You wonder why all buildings and vehicles and people are suddenly all in proportion to each other.

[Cygnus X-1 12]

260-while on vacation to Disney World, you notice a lot of mobs swarming the giant radar dome and call to arms to defend it

 

261-You attack an ocean frieghter thinking to grab all the crates and get rich quick

[Scorpio XIII 0]

262 Whenever your about to drive over a pothole you say 'Watch out for the bump!' in an odd Libian accent

[Cygnus X-1 12]

263-You wonder why you and 5 of your friends dont all fit into the cab of your pickup when you're all carrying RPGs

[Guest MadBadger]

#264 You wonder why people can shoot there guns out of a pickup.

 

# 265 You are amazed when tanks fire shells then a machine gun.

[Acerz492 1]

#265: You are amazed that tank shells can actually harm infantry

#266: You are amazed that today's tanks have machine guns on them.

#267: You wonder why there aren't any Gattling Tanks around to support tank divisions...everyone knows that a group of terrorists armed with RPG launchers are going to ruin those shiny tank divisions.

[Cygnus X-1 12]

#268-you wonder where are the Dragon Tanks

 

#269-when your parents say "when I was kid, we didnt have computers" You yell at them and tel lthem that computers have been around since the first war wit hthe Soviets back in the late 40's early 50's

[Scorpio XIII 0]

270 - you think Josef Stalin died by a gunshot from Kane

[sniperelite7 0]

58. When having sex, you say "Building" and after sex you say "Unit ready".

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[cnc_sage 0]

A little late but...

 

271. You're angry because your gate... err door... is letting unauthorised units in and you can't find any concrete to build a wall.

 

272. You find a lamp and think it's an ion cannon beacon so you place it in front of your school and run before it can come back online.

[Guest MadBadger]

#272 you build citidal walls around your house.

 

#273 your house resembles an MCV.

 

#274 you have a personal power plant next to your house.

 

#275 you pave all over your garden fearing NOD subteranian units.

 

#276 you laff at the american 'star wars' defence system nothing can stop an superweapon.

[cnc_sage 0]

277.You build a firestorm wall around your house to keep intruders and missiles off your property

[Cygnus X-1 12]

278-You go to Radio SHakc and ask which Aisle the Hunter-seeker drones are in

 

279-You surround your house with cluster mines

 

280-You think the tornado/air raid sirens are propaganda towers

[Guest Rabbit]

281. When your garbage gets picked up every week, you brace yourself expecting a missile to come back in return...

 

282. When you go to the bathroom, you look down and announce, "Silo's Needed!"

[Guest MadBadger]

# 283 you upgrade the mines around your house to neutron mines.

 

# 289 you sell the walls around your house for a quick buck.

 

# 290 you wonder how so many men can fit on a boat.

[Cygnus X-1 12]

291-you garrison every building you see while walking to the ball game

[Masked Shah 5]

292- You wonder why barb wire and boards sealing up windows do not appear, when you enter a building...

[Guest MadBadger]

#293 you wonder where the HUGE flag is when you enter a building.

[Guest Rabbit]

294. You take an engineering class and enter a building. You wonder why it didn't suddenly change to your favorite colour.

 

295. People stop you from crossing a bridge, thinking you might wreck it, and you say, "I'm only driving a light tank!"

[Guest MadBadger]

#296 You wonder why it only takes 1 shot to take out a small bridge.

 

#297 you plan to stick the RA songs onto your Ipod.

 

#298 you HAVE the Ra songs on your pc, Mp3 and in there own folder ready to be put on Ipod WHEN IT ARRIVES!!!

[Acerz492 1]

#299: You already have alot of RA, RA2, YR, Generals and ZH songs on your iPod.

#300: You can play Grinder (RA2) on the drums!

[Guest MadBadger]

wow 300 reasons a cnc fan needs a life :lol: 9 pages :lol:

[Guest Rabbit]

Wow... personally, I think 300 is enough, good job everybody!

 

Now, do you have to have all these signs or just 1 of them?

[Acerz492 1]

I personally have #299 and #300.

 

 

That's why I posted 'em :lol:

[Guest MadBadger]

welll i think we can make it to 400 or even 500...