59 Signs a C&C Fan Needs a Life

[cnc_sage 0]

377. You watch Paramount's "War of the Worlds" and you think the Scrin are coming so you begin assemling an Obelisk of Light

[Mr_Lee_ 0]

#378 You name one of your children Kane.

[Guest MadBadger]

#378-b- You wonder why the heck no one thought of this before.

[Cygnus X-1 12]

#379-you're afraid to visist the Alamo in Texas for fear of getting zapped by the 8 prism towers that guard it

[Guest Rabbit]

380. You jump out of a plane, thinking the fall would only be about ten feet.

[Acerz492 1]

#381 - You forget your parachute because you thought the fall from an airplane would only be roughly ten feet.

[Cygnus X-1 12]

382-you wonder why the local hospital isnt healing you while you lie on the ground splattered all over

[Doctor Destiny 41]

383 - Wonders why men in combat don't have green health meters over their heads.

[Cygnus X-1 12]

384-you ownder why tanks are soo big in real life

[Acerz492 1]

#385 - You seriously consider buying a waterblaster just for the sake of dressing up as a Toxin Trooper for a friend's Fancy Dress/Themed party.

[GeneralZ 0]

#386: u steal a taser and dress up in armor and walk around saying "commencing shock therapy" and "2000 volts coming up"

[Acerz492 1]

:lol: That ones already been mentioned twice man.

[Guest Rabbit]

387. You mention things over and over to get your point across that you love CnC

[Guest MadBadger]

#389 you wonder why Iraq NEVER used its Desolators when america invaded

[Guest Rabbit]

390. You wonder why Iraq didn't just capture the oil fields, instead of destroying them.

[Cygnus X-1 12]

391-you have a garage sale to lure out GLA workers so you can snipe them from your bedroom window

[Guest Rabbit]

392. You manage to make enough money off that garage sale to buy out EA.

[Cygnus X-1 12]

393-you run around to all the garage sales looking for lost Nod artifacts

[Mr_Lee_ 0]

#394 You start an archeological dig in Sarajevo to locate the remnants of the Nod Temple.

[Cygnus X-1 12]

395-you find Nods temple

 

396-you get arrested for digging up public property and say you were doing it "in the name of Kane"

 

now someone take us to 400

[cnc_sage 0]

#397. You try to destroy the great pyramid thinking it'll launch a tiberium missile.

#398. You will chant "Kane lives in death!" at the opening ceremony at school!

[Acerz492 1]

#399: You have meaningful and intellectual conversations with a local games store manager about how awsome the Boss Chinese General (Not The Tigress, rather, the Boss General in the Boss Generals Mod) while purchasing the original CnC.

[Luk3us 63]

#400 - You buy a laser pen and point it at your neigbours house, you are disappointed when Migs don't fly over head...

 

heheh I get no 400.

[Acerz492 1]

That one's already been posted before...so no #400 for you!

[Luk3us 63]

Ugh crap.. I don't read this thread...

 

I'll try again...

 

#400 - You wonder how the bible writers could possibly spell Kane's name wrong.. (Cain.)

 

There.