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59 Signs a C&C Fan Needs a Life

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#353. you wonder why numbers dont appear over an Oil derrick every time it pumps oil

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354. When launching a rocket you shout "Sending airmail !"

 

355. You wonder why more than 8 paratroopers can fit in a cargo plane.

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356. You see a nuklear bomb drom about a mile away and assume you're safe. :P (just had that in a dream)

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#357 you wonder why it only takes about 1 missile to shoot a plane down

 

#358 you wonder why planes fly so high when droming bombs. :P

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#358-you read abotu New Orleans and think up the best way to kill the new Weather Control Device

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um.....it was ?? didnt think so. BTW half my family is down there.....or was i should say.....

 

#359-you wonder why it takes Navy seals sooo long to change into their diving gear

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#360: You wonder what the world has come to, as not one game retailer knew that Command and Conquer's 10th Anniversary has come and gone.

 

#361: You decide to compile all the 'Reasons Why a Command and Conquer Fan needs a Life' into one, simple, easy to read article.

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362. You're so desperate to play, that you buy a new computer just for the sole purpose of playing CnC.

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#363-you get pissed off upon hearing that the last of EA Westwood staff has left for..other enterprizes

 

#364-upon getting upset, you start polishing your personal Tesla tank in preparation for the C&C community assualt on EA headquaters that you're sure will be anoounced any day now... :evil:

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364. You shoot every bald headed, goatee person you can find...

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366-you set your comp up in a Nod buggy in hopes of a fast post rate than Luk3us...

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#367 - You wonder why none of the mirrors in your house have started reflecting sunlight through the walls ala prsim effect.

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#369 (hehe, 69!!)You stare at your computer at work and wonder why you don't have four world wonders to select from for destruction with the Ion Cannon.

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#369 (hehe, 69!!)You stare at your computer at work and wonder why you don't have four world wonders to select from for destruction with the Ion Cannon.

 

371. You get sexually aroused over CnC

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#372 You worry that a double glazing salesman may be an allied spy trying to turn off the power to your house.

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#373 you anounce the attack on EA HQ due to no info coming after the :10: anni

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#374 You wonder why people can still see you whilst your wearing your bright green cammo netting cloak.

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lol...let's see if we can get it to 500. Then you can lock it and I'll compile it into one article for all to read :P

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#375-you serve a volleyball and expect it to go nuclear on contact

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376: You "borrow" bricks from some builders while they yell at you in support of the Allies, then you build a "pillbox" in the middle of high-way, and attach a gun on waiting for a soviet guy to come by, you happen to get bored and shoot anything thats red.

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