From my little friend

[J-Fire_Man 0]

Cannibalism....hmmm....interesting. There is not much case of canibalism which has been revealed here, one of them was revealed about 2 years ago.

 

But, yaiks........what's the good of eating human. We are not at the stone age anymore. I won't eat human flesh even if someone is willing to pay me a million to do so.

[Guest MadBadger]

well there was this german case.... always german init.... but the dude ate this dude who left notes and records that he wanted to be eaten after he died the other dude who ate the dude ended up going to prison cos he killed the other dude to 'speed up the natural prosess'.

[Acerz492 1]

Heard about that one...Like J_Fire said, I wouldn't eat another human being. *shudder* Not even if I was paid $1,000,000,000, and given a few small Pacific Islands.

 

It dosen't always have to be German dude, I'm sure there are numerous cases over in the States and in the U.K. about the same sorta thing.

[J-Fire_Man 0]

well there was this german case.... always german init.... but the dude ate this dude who left notes and records that he wanted to be eaten after he died the other dude who ate the dude ended up going to prison cos he killed the other dude to 'speed up the natural prosess'.

lol, there are many weird people around the world.

[Guest MadBadger]

I won't eat human flesh even if someone is willing to pay me a million to do so.

 

....just how much flesh are we talking? and thats 1 million sterling pounds right....

[J-Fire_Man 0]

Well, ofcourse I'm not talking about little human flesh, like human skins. If it's just skin, I ate some of mine from my lip area sometimes, lol. I'm talking flesh with the size of somewhat like a brik, human hand for instance. I won't do that at all.

[Guest MadBadger]

meeeh the lamb donner i had on friday was prob worse.

[Luk3us 63]

Meh.. I don't see the big deal... Its only meat.

[Acerz492 1]

:rockbrow: Each to his own I guess....lol...

[Luk3us 63]

I'm just saying that in the highly unlikey situation I won't have that much of an issue with having a nice human arm...

 

Though this situation would have to be like life threatening or something.... Cause I'm not a freak or anything.

[Acerz492 1]

Hahaha..I'd rather die than be labelled a cannible...even if it was to survive. Because you may survive a life-threatening situation, only to be chucked into prison as soon as you're ready to relax and recover..screw that, I'd rather become food for other people and laugh at them when they get chucked into prison.

 

Cause I'm not a freak or anything.

 

What, you're afraid of being labeled a freak? :roll:

[Luk3us 63]

I'm sure that under the circumstances the authorities would understand...

 

Besides if they didn't you could just eat them... :P

[Acerz492 1]

Lol...you'd still have to kill them first...and the majority of these "authority" figures have some sort of weapon...So it makes things a tad more difficult...lol

[Cygnus X-1 12]

either way...if it was a survival issue, the people with you would be skin and bones too...not much meat htere

[Luk3us 63]

Lol...you'd still have to kill them first...and the majority of these "authority" figures have some sort of weapon...So it makes things a tad more difficult...lol

 

What country are you living in? Pff that little bat thing.. lol...

[Cygnus X-1 12]

and that little .357 Magnum resting next to it :wink:

[Luk3us 63]

I'm talking about here. Not over there. :wink: :wink:

[Acerz492 1]

Yeah...police here don't carry guns. Batons and pepper spray is the norm. However the government was saying something about giving them a friggin' 50,000 volt taser. :shock: As if zee bloody pig batons wern't enough...lol.

[Luk3us 63]

Yeah those tasers seem overkill.. You just know every stupid cop will just shoot anyone and everyone with them... Pff..

 

I think the police should be given Cattle proders instead... Thoses things are cool and would do the job... :wink:

[Acerz492 1]

Lol..I dunno, crime in Papakura is pretty vicious. Most of the time the cops are too scared of the massive Maori's and Polynesians with weapons to do anything, because they know they will get their asses kicked. So maybe a taser is the answer?

 

Cattle proders? You gotta be kidding me.

[Luk3us 63]

Cattle proders are the ****! I mean they're multifunctional...

 

They're a cattle proder which brings people down real nice. And if the battery runs out you can just start hitting people with them..

[Guest Rabbit]

A similar question... If you pour apple juice on a tree, is it considered tree caniballism? :?

[Acerz492 1]

:? I don't know...

[Cygnus X-1 12]

A similar question... If you pour apple juice on a tree, is it considered tree caniballism? :?

 

nost apple juice is heavily processed anyway

 

 

Lol..I dunno, crime in Papakura is pretty vicious. Most of the time the cops are too scared of the massive Maori's and Polynesians with weapons to do anything, because they know they will get their asses kicked. So maybe a taser is the answer?

 

Cattle proders? You gotta be kidding me. Ha Ha!

 

well, over here in the states they (cops) have a .357 magnum, a nightstick, ramming kits on their cars, and a .12 gauge in the trunk

 

Cattle prods are awesome. I used one once (demonstration thingy, i got picked ) cheaper than tasers too

[Doctor Destiny 41]

tasers > cattle prods