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[Acerz492 1]

Seriously, this is woman is so ****ing stupid, she deserves a mention.

 

My friend Jason was sitting in the McDonalds just outside the MIT getting a coffee, when he saw this woman looking at the three coffee mugs on display on top of the counter. Picking it up, she turned away as if she was having a closer look, then walked over to her bag in the corner and slipped it in.

 

Oh, my god. Do you have to be -that- desperate to steal a $10 coffee mug from a McDonald's? FFS!

 

The kicker? None of the staff saw it. None of the other customers saw it.

 

Oh, but my friend Jason dosen't stand for **** like this. The woman knew that she got snapped, and it just so happened that I had to be walking outside the resturant at the time. So Jason called me into the store, and told me the situation. We wern't talking very loud, but she must've overheard us joking about it, as she was only a few tables over. So she comes over, and starts getting in our face about it.

 

Here is how the conversation went:

 

Woman: "Did you want the blue mug mate?"

Jason: "Uh, no.."

Woman: "Do you think I'm stupid?"

Jason: "I'm not judging.."

Woman: "You don't know me!"

Jason: "I just think you're setting a bad example for your kid."

Woman: "I'm not a bad example for my kid! You don't know me!"

Jason: "You just -picked- the mug, from off the display shelf, and put it in your bag. Without paying for it."

Woman: "Well, I haven't left the premises yet!"

Jason: "So you're going to buy it?"

Woman: "Well I'm gunna get another one!"

Jason: "So, you're going to buy another one, and still keep the one you just took?"

Woman: "Yeah!"

Jason: "That still counts as stealing, you retard. Dosen't matter if you haven't left the premises or not."

Woman's Kid: "Mummy, there's a cop outside!"

 

She then started swearing at us, how we called the cops on her, blah blah blah. Loud enough that the manager came over see what was wrong with her. The mug then dropped out of her bag and onto the ground.

 

We just cracked up laughing at this point, because this woman, like any thief desperate to cover themselves up when they have been snapped, completely denied stealing the mug. Even when the manager saw that she had stolen the mug, she still denied the -entire- thing. >_>

 

God, don't you just love desperate thieves?

[Doctor Destiny 41]

That reminds me of the woman who called the police because Burger King wouldn't make her a certain burger. However, this was incredibly amusing.

[Raynar05 0]

lol, its soo funny yet stupid when people do dumb or wrong things and desperately deny or cover up when its sooo obvious.

[Luk3us 63]

Stupid people eat at McDonalds... I mean what do you expect?

[TheBlackOut 7]

Gotta love stupid thiefs.

[Guest MadBadger]

Stupid people eat at McDonalds... I mean what do you expect?

 

Stupid & Fat Stupid & Fat

 

 

 

hell.... I love shop lifters...... There great cover Just as long as they make a run you're in the clear

[Azrael 0]

lolz... Why would a kid help her mom that's a thief? :?:

[Thierry 0]

Kid doesnt know I geuss

[Cygnus X-1 12]

He didnt exaclt help here, did he? After all, he didnt tell her until too late that the cops were there.

 

Nice to see ya again Acerz. Mind telling us what you've been up to (besides catching thugs at the local MIT McDonalds )

[Acerz492 1]

Haha, it's good to be back. As for what I've been up to? Well let's just say that MIT has been a very busy time period for me. Soo many assingments. But they were piss-easy. I haven't been able to write any articles either, which really sucks. Between that and working, I just haven't had a chance to get onto CNCNZ.com for a good while.

 

Haha, I've got plenty of drunken idiot stories from my experiences working at the liquor store, so if you're keen to hear 'em I'll post 'em up.

 

And yes, I do know about the new C&C game.

[Cygnus X-1 12]

POST THEM UP FOO!!!! :wink:

[GeneralZ 0]

2 guys got drunk and started shooting. how exciting.

[Cygnus X-1 12]

Yeah, except is that Acerz story? Cause ya kno, I kind of expected better :wink:

[Luk3us 63]

Acerz story probably involves him getting arrested for indecent exposure...

[Azrael 0]

Oh, just like that?

[Acerz492 1]

Acerz story probably involves him getting arrested for indecent exposure...

 

Oh, grow up. :roll: Seriously.

 

2 guys got drunk and started shooting. how exciting.

 

:roll: No.

 

It's not so much the drunken idiots, it's the stupid ones that really shine here.

 

For example, we don't accept student I.D.'s as proof that someone is 18, obviously because they can be easily modified. I assume it's like that everywhere as well. We have a big sign on the front door stating:

 

WE DO NOT ACCEPT STUDENT IDENTIFICATION CARDS AS A FORM OF LEGAL AGE. WE ONLY ACCEPT HANZ 18+ CARDS, DRIVER'S LICENCES, BIRTH CERTIFICATES, AND PASSPORTS.

 

Below this sign, we have this one:

 

WE DO NOT SERVE INTOXICATED PEOPLE. THOSE WHO ARE INTOXICATED AND ATTEMPT TO BUY ALCOHOL FROM THIS STORE WILL BE REQUIRED TO LEAVE.

 

(Ooh! Just got a chocolate fish! Anyways)

 

So of course, since these signs are IN BIG BOLD LETTERS ON MASSIVE SIGNS, no-one reads them. So when this punk comes in last night and tries to buy alcohol with a student ID, I told him:

 

Me: "Dude, I can't serve you with a student ID."

Him: "And why not?"

Me: "Because they can be easily modifed."

Him: "Well mine isn't modified, so let me buy the booze!"

Me: "Wanna bet?"

 

I then take the ID from him, and scratch the birthdate with my fingernail. Sure enough, it had been modified. So, I show it to his face, and ask:

 

Me: "So, this says you're 18 right?"

Him: "Uhh..yeah..."

Me: "No it dosen't, you lying piece of ****. Get out."

 

I love my job.

 

More stories pending.

[Doctor Destiny 41]

That makes me laugh. That's why my ID is my driver's license.

[Luk3us 63]

Acerz story probably involves him getting arrested for indecent exposure...

 

Oh, grow up. :roll: Seriously.

 

[Cygnus X-1 12]

Hehe, dont you just love society? 8)

[Iceman 0]

geez, people can be so freakin stupid.

[Azrael 0]

I just love this thread.

[Guest MadBadger]

I get bare ppl saying my ID is fake.... when it ain't lol!

 

I get ta flyest looks as well

[Acerz492 1]

Okay, another story, this time, the stupid person in question is my new boss:

 

Helen (my boss): "Hey, you know that your only working 3 hours this week, right?"

Me: "No...why?"

Helen: "Because I have stuff to pay off like my mortgage, and Fong (another worker) need the hours."

Me: "....Okay, what the ****? You KNOW I need the hours. Diane (my old boss) TOLD you that I need the money, and that you guys need both me AND my brother. Fong dosen't know how to do the Liquor Store. At all. Neither do you. Neither of you ask for I.D. Neither of you stock up properly. Cameron (my brother) can't be working here ALL the time, and Joseph (guy who unloads the truck when we have deliveries) dosen't know how to work the till. Fong works every day anyways. So, please tell me again, why I'm only working three hours this week?"

Helen: (what she said above. Except she was getting annoyed that I just handed her ass to her on a platter)

Me: "Well, if you guys have an armed robbery, or if you get closed down for serving someone under the legal age, don't come crying to me."

 

This ****s me off. Seriously. Why are people so ****ing stupid that they have to get rid of the guys that KNOW what they are doing in favour of people of their own race (they're asian)?

 

No, this isn't a rant on how asians are stupid, before you all jump to conclusions.

[TheBlackOut 7]

My story:

 

My mom and me go into the store just for coffee cream and milk, we are waiting for this Indian women who can barely speak English and has A MILLION items and COUNPONS. Okay, I can take 10 coupons, but 98? Come on! The cachier was annoyed and so were the people behind us. (This is Albertson's, that means only 2 cachier's on duty during heavy business time)

 

.... So 1/4 of the coupons don't work and she thinks they do, so she argues with the cachier for 10 minutes and finally fails. Have you ever seen that women on Mad TV called Mrs. Swan? Yup, basically her except Indian, made me laugh, til I saw all the coupons.

 

The total was 80 bucks and she saved 40, but it held up the line for over 20 minutes, and all we had was milk and creme... I hate people like that lady. (I live in an Indian area and a lot of them are very stingy on money... VERY.)

 

Also, she has an attitude about us and the cachier! She told us we should have PATIENCE! I wish I could burn her coupons and laugh!

[Cygnus X-1 12]

Again, dont you just love society 8)

 

Thats like the person who haggles at a garage sale. Its like, "Cmon lady, $2 for the lawn chair"

"well....I'll give you a buck fifty"

"its 2 friggin bucks, just pay it and leave"

"ok, a dollar fifty five"

 

Acerz, I think its time for the stupid crusade to launch. And get your aim working... 8)