Funny Quotes

[Guest Rabbit]

Alright, it's one thing to joke about it saying Luk2as or what not, but when you start misspelling the misspellings, that's pretty sad.

[F15pilotX 4]

I remember he used to get very frustrated with me about that

 

so, I decided to liven this topic up

[Mario 0]

"You call that radar?!' 'No sir, we call it 'Mr. Coffee!. Would you like some?' 'Of course I would. You know I drink coffee when I watch radar"

 

i love that movie its so funny

 

Lord Helmet WHAT your needed on the bridge sir knock on my door knock next time yes sir you didnt see anything did you no sir i didnt see you playing with your dolls again

 

Out of order? ****! Even in the future, nothing works!

 

What did you do? You turned it off! Turned off what? I just turned off the screen No, you didnt! You turned off the movie!

 

Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!

Sorry sir! I'm doing my best! Who made that man a gunner? I did sir. He's my cousin. Who is he? He's an asshole sir. I know that! What's his name? That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole! And his cousin?

He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!

How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway? Yo!

I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!

[Luk3us 63]

I remember he used to get very frustrated with me about that

 

Indeed... :|

[F15pilotX 4]

don't worrry, I can spell it now...have to be able to if I'm going to be a spelling Nazi, Luk3us

[Dr. Rodney McKay 0]

"Nobody likes to see innocent people die." - George W. Bush

"Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Read all about it! President says killing innocents is bad! Extra! Extra!" - Jon Stewart

[F15pilotX 4]

meh, don't see how it's funny :?

[Dr. Rodney McKay 0]

Euphinism Conversion Chart from the Daily Show:

 

 

“Political Maneuvering“ = Massive Air Assault

“Blessings of Democracy” = Gunfire (Targeted)

“Open Exchange of Ideas” = Gunfire (Indiscriminate)

“Spirit of Compromise” = Equal Number of Shi’a & Sunni Deaths

“As They Stand Up, We will Stand Down” = We are Never Standing Down

[F15pilotX 4]

:lol: not too bad

 

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you

 

According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

 

At a pizza shop: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.

At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.

At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.

[Dr. Rodney McKay 0]

"Blue Eyes! Attack his weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE." - Seto Kaiba

"RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RAAAACER!" - Kaz Hirai

"That costs you $599 US Life Points." - Seto Kaiba

 

^ YGO Abridged Series Episode 11.

[F15pilotX 4]

Please! No more! (i.e. YGO)

 

[Dr. Rodney McKay 0]

Correction: YGO Abridged series. YGO condensed into four, five, or six minutes and way better than the original anime. Because it has all new voices.

[Doctor Destiny 41]

Better? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

YGO = anime for people who are stupid.

[Dr. Rodney McKay 0]

YGO does suck indeed. Still, this YGO parody kicks ass. Go watch it on YouTube.

 

"They say you can't judge a book by its cover. That's because books are stupid." - Stephen Colbert

[rEdaSbLood 1]

IT'S THE JUGGERNAUT BI*CH!!

[Dr. Rodney McKay 0]

"What's happening with news when sports casters are telling CNN what is and isn't news?" - Stephen Colbert, to Bob COstas

 

"Unlike the European Union, when somebody attacks me, I attack back" - Stephen Colbert

[General Leang 0]

I found a few zingers from the Knights of the Old Republic games.

 

Oh, well, it's not really a competition. I mean, you're kind of an idiot, Atton. And you don't shower enough. And you scratch your... equipment... when you think no one's looking.

 

You know the problem with the youth nowadays? They are YOUNG!

 

So two beautiful twi'leks are hunting me. How is that bad?

 

Ah, don't stop your boring rants on my behalf. I was just getting sleepy eyed.

[Cygnus X-1 12]

"Not to worry, we are still flying half a ship"

[Luk3us 63]

Well half is better than none I suppose.

[Cygnus X-1 12]

Which was the idea behind hte quote

[comander starlin 6]

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."

- Britney Spears

 

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."

- Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

 

"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."

- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons

 

and here is one that proved that the Bush family are idiots

 

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."

- George Bush, former U.S. President

[F15pilotX 4]

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."

- Britney Spears

 

"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."

- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons

proof of how stupid she and the French are :lol:

[comander starlin 6]

so true so true that is why i posted them, lol

[F15pilotX 4]

"Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing."

 

Abraham Lincoln

 

 

"My mother drew a distinction between achievement and success. She said that 'achievement is the knowledge that you have studied and worked hard and done the best that is in you. Success is being praised by others, and that's nice, too, but not as important or satisfying. Always aim for achievement and forget about success.' "

 

Helen Hayes

[Cygnus X-1 12]

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."

- Britney Spears

 

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."

- Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

 

"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."

- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons

 

and here is one that proved that the Bush family are idiots

 

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."

- George Bush, former U.S. President

 

I take it you mean G.W. senior. Cause Dubya is still in the Oval office