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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

 

:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

 

BWare'll love that one :P

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Hey man, I think that's awesome! I'm all for thinning the herd, and removing safety labels seems like a GREAT and elegant way to do it! :haha:

 

Maybe that could be the first move in our Crusade Against Stupidity.....

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Horde > Alliance huh?

 

At least we dont have pansies that earthbind totem and run.

 

And at least every race has a different place to quest while level 15 - 25 other than the barrens, along with barrens chat.

 

And I find it funny that Blizzard has to add a decent looking race into the Horde in the expansion pack as all the ones now are uuuuuuuuugly. While the humans and night elves are B-E-A utiful.

 

One more thing, It is nice when your major citys arent a sewer, an ugly lag trap, and a place where you could die, just by taking a wrong step.

 

Alliance > Horde. Period.

 

Oh, and the quote: "I took my wife to a dog show... SHE WON" - Rodney Dangerfield.

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Hey man, I think that's awesome! I'm all for thinning the herd, and removing safety labels seems like a GREAT and elegant way to do it! :haha:
Hey! mabye it'll put lawyers that take cases like that out of business :P

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"Screw the rules, I have money!" - Seto Kaiba (Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged Series Episode 1. look for it on YouTube.)

Nah...

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Horde > Alliance huh?

 

At least we dont have pansies that earthbind totem and run.

 

And at least every race has a different place to quest while level 15 - 25 other than the barrens, along with barrens chat.

 

And I find it funny that Blizzard has to add a decent looking race into the Horde in the expansion pack as all the ones now are uuuuuuuuugly. While the humans and night elves are B-E-A utiful.

 

One more thing, It is nice when your major citys arent a sewer, an ugly lag trap, and a place where you could die, just by taking a wrong step.

 

Alliance > Horde. Period.

 

Earthbind Totems getting you down? Here's something you probably haven't done: Destroy the totem? And Bubblehearthing is more cowardly. I mean, come on. Slowing your opponent down, or hearthing back to your home point and avoiding conflict altogether? Go figure. :P

 

While I agree that the Barrens is annoying, there is a simple solution to Barrens Chat: /leave General

 

I agree that the Draenei are a cooler looking race. Draenei Females are hawt. :x But, Blizzard messed up the lore regarding the Draenei, which discredits them. As for the Horde races looking ugly? Well, hey, I don't know about you but I personally don't like chicks with muscular backs and a dance so slutty it has made every sensible Hordeling make it a priority to KoS every single female Night Elf they see. I don't make my faction and race selection based upon their looks, which is entirely shallow.

 

Can't stop the lag trap, but hell Ironforge is just as bad, I don't see why that makes the Alliance better. Nothing wrong with the Undercity being a subterranean complex of Undeath, it adds to the feel of the city. There is only one part of the Undercity labelled "Sewers" anyways, and that's the back door entrance, which I understand is the only way the Alliance goes into the Undercity anyways. And Thunder Bluff? Well, I don't know about your server but the only things falling off of Thunder Bluff are Gnomes and Dwarves that we punt off of the mesas on a regular basis.

 

Case closed. And it should stay that way. PM me instead. :P

 

Now, for the funny quote:

 

"Baby on Board, Ex-wife in the boot."

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Obsessed? Yup. :nod:

 

Quotes...

 

I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next." They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

 

Define Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.

 

Everybody has the gift of stupidity but you are abusing the privilege.

 

Last month a worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:

 

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

 

The survey was a huge failure...

 

In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant.

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what 'honest' meant.

In Western Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant.

In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant.

In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant.

In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant.

And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant.

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Very funny with that last one luk3us... but which is it? Are we too involved with the rest of the world, or do we not care enough? Which extreme is it? :P

 

"Oh Earth, so beautiful with your many rings."

-Homer Simpson

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i can pretty safely say its not the first

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sorry im not following you here Bware

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Guest Rabbit

I don't think anyone follows BWare. If we did, his job here would be done. :haha:

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Good, so Iraq is cool then?
he gets bored easily, so he MUST find someone to argue with :P

 

I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next." They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
:haha: :haha: Where do you find all this?

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Guest Rabbit

"Steve died, but at least he died with animals in his heart."

 

:haha:

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"Using my l33t h4x0rz skills, I'm going to bring down one of Pegasus's Satellite's so I can gain access to his computer systems. Horray for Cyber terrorism." - Seto Kaiba(Yu-gi-oh Abridged Series Episode 7.)

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/ :roll: /

 

"Before 9/11, the Middle East was peaceful..."

 

one of Jr.s bigger blunders....

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"That movie really sucked. A bunch of stuff happened, but nothing really happened." - Rex Raptor on Silent Hill(From "Rex and Weevil Watch 'Silent Hill")

 

"Why is she driving so fast?" - Weevil

"Because she's a chick, dumbass. They don't know how to drive. See?" - Rex

"Woah, roadkill! Thank you drive-through." -Weevil

 

^^^From "Rex and Weevil Watch 'Silent Hill'"

 

"Man, anime sucks." - Weevil

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"Oh my lord Jesus almighty?!"

 

"What? I'm not deaf you know...WHAT?!"

 

"Sir. You have a cactus in your trunk. May I see your id?"

 

"You call that radar?!' 'No sir, we call it 'Mr. Coffee!. Would you like some?' 'Of course I would. You know I drink coffee when I watch radar"

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When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.

 

You can't make somebody love you. You can only stalk them and hope they give in.

 

Cocaine addiction is God's way of saying you make too much money.

 

I'm not in denial i'm just selective about the reality i choose to acept

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