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What are you f00bs gonna do on Tuesday night?

 

I plan on running around town causing mischief with a paintball gun. :D

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Nothing, I mean its only really for kids anyway. :P

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Halloween is such an American thing, and its something they try to push more and more every year in New Zealand. If any little punk kids come to my door looking for free candy they will get the words "we don't do that crap here" followed by "piss off!!".

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Nothing, I mean its only really for kids anyway. :P

 

your forgetting Beo is a bbig kidxD

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Halloween is such an American thing, and its something they try to push more and more every year in New Zealand. If any little punk kids come to my door looking for free candy they will get the words "we don't do that crap here" followed by "piss off!!".

 

Why do it so basic? I went the full hog a few Halloweens ago and dressed up as a goth. Then a carefully selected an a rather large intimidating axe from my collection of blade weapons, spread some fake blood over my face and hands and waited for kids to come to the door while keenly fondling the axe.

 

Installing a red light bulb on the automatic outdoor light made all the difference when they came to the door, that would crap em up to start with. Then when I opened the door I spoke in a psychotic voice..... "Ahhh Children, I belive you are next! Mwahahaha".... And they ran off scared!

 

Haven't had annoying kids at my door for 3 years now, and I expect that trend to continue. :twisted:

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Halloween is such an American thing, and its something they try to push more and more every year in New Zealand. If any little punk kids come to my door looking for free candy they will get the words "we don't do that crap here" followed by "piss off!!".

 

Yeah i do something along those lines.

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Halloween is such an American thing, and its something they try to push more and more every year in New Zealand. If any little punk kids come to my door looking for free candy they will get the words "we don't do that crap here" followed by "piss off!!".

 

Why do it so basic? I went the full hog a few Halloweens ago and dressed up as a goth. Then a carefully selected an a rather large intimidating axe from my collection of blade weapons, spread some fake blood over my face and hands and waited for kids to come to the door while keenly fondling the axe.

 

Installing a red light bulb on the automatic outdoor light made all the difference when they came to the door, that would crap em up to start with. Then when I opened the door I spoke in a psychotic voice..... "Ahhh Children, I belive you are next! Mwahahaha".... And they ran off scared!

 

Haven't had annoying kids at my door for 3 years now, and I expect that trend to continue. :twisted:

 

:lol: i'd love to of been there to see that

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I will probably be in the guitarists basement rehersing 'Witch Hunt' (Rush-Moving Pictures 1981) about a million times.

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I'm just gonna go wonder around and stalk kids with a Burger King mask.

 

Maybe get some few treats along the way. :)

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I'm working late Tuesday. Fun.

 

Tonight I've got a couple of parties to go to though.

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I usually go along with whatever bio-terror alert is around...

 

There was a huge anthrax scare a few years back, I don't know if that was just in the US, or if it was everywhere, but the two halloweens around then, I was handing out powdered doughnuts.

 

...nobody got it. They were all just, "Oh gimme gimme gimme!!!!"

 

 

 

Same with the whole cyanide in the tylenol scare. That happened so I decided to hand out these pill shaped sweet tart things. Didn't have much of an effect, but, it still went with my tradition...

 

 

Unfortunately, that won't work this year, unless I just start handing out bombs to all the children.

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I usually go along with whatever bio-terror alert is around...

 

There was a huge anthrax scare a few years back, I don't know if that was just in the US, or if it was everywhere, but the two halloweens around then, I was handing out powdered doughnuts.

 

...nobody got it. They were all just, "Oh gimme gimme gimme!!!!"

 

 

 

Same with the whole cyanide in the tylenol scare. That happened so I decided to hand out these pill shaped sweet tart things. Didn't have much of an effect, but, it still went with my tradition...

 

 

Unfortunately, that won't work this year, unless I just start handing out bombs to all the children.

 

Thats quite entertaining. Of course, for this year you're kinda in a creek, but meh. Halloween is Halloween.

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Haven't had annoying kids at my door for 3 years now, and I expect that trend to continue. :twisted:

 

You are truly cruel..

 

I should do that. :P

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well, i think you guys should cheer up and get into the holiday spiriit..even if you do it like King and scare all the children away..thats still in spirit.

 

im going to be working till 8pm on tuesday night and probably go out and have a few drinks...then the following saturday i will be having a party..

 

my costume is pretty good i guess, im going to be an escaped prisoner..with broken chains on my wrists and ankles..i have the whole black and white stripe thing going and im goin to wear a hoody under it to give it a more 70's jailbreak style...like dirty harry...something like that..maybe a

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I had an excellent costume a few years back (down to the AK-ish capgun with Duct-tape magazines) for an RA2 Soviet Conscript. Even had the mask. Of course, most of that stuff doesnt fit me now, and I no longer have the gun. But it was cool. Even had red epaluets and a Hammer & Sickle pin on the collar.

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Dude, that's awsome 8)

 

What'd you tell the people that you were when they asked?

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Dude, that's awsome 8)

 

What'd you tell the people that you were when they asked?

 

A Soviet Conscript from C&C Red Alert 2, du'h. Everyone knew what I meant when I went as that. :roll:

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i doubt anyone who hasnt even played a video game knew that:P

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Exactly my point :P I, for one, wouldn't want to explain it at every house I went to :lol:

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i doubt anyone who hasnt even played a video game knew that:P

 

Sarcasm ftw? :P

 

Also just say your the Soviet whatever their CIA was. I forget what it was called..

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well, i think you guys should cheer up and get into the holiday spiriit.

I wouldn't call Halloween a holiday :roll:

It's more like a day for retailers to cash in. As are most real holidays these days anyway.

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Christmas especially, god I hate it!

 

Why? Ya spend the last 3 months saving up, just to blow it all on people who really think the stuff you get em is crap, even if it's what they wanted. You go round to people's houses you never set foot in 364 other days of the year. You eat, eat, and eat some more and get fat, and you feel older realising that you ain't that kid anymore who used to like Christmas for the receiving. Giving never came into the question back then.

 

And indeed Christmas is a cash in for that vague chore of Christmas shopping, putting up decorations, and wishing that the fat bastard was real this year so you could mug him for a Playstation 3 :P

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