RA3 Units - CNCNZ Style

[Saracen 16]

OK time for a bit of fun. Imagine your nation is in the RA3 Skirmish mode. What 1 unit, 1 structure, and superweapon would your nation posess? It can be in the cheesy RA2 style or a serious idea. Answers below please.

 

1 Example for a unit. Mexico

 

Mexican saboture - This unit unleashes Chilli con carnage to structures and tanks by planting an explosive plate of hot chilli, which then explodes.

[Luk3us 63]

NZ... Airforce... A flock of seagulls firing **** down upon the enemy...

 

 

Oh opps you want us to make something up... I'm sorry.... :oops:

 

Umm....

 

Australia... Sucide Kangaroos... Special upgrades allow them to jump even larger distances... Then its kangaroo steak for dinner.

[Thierry 0]

Dutch Commando

Uses plastic cheese explosives and capture windmills :lol:

[Mario 0]

britain

and the sas commando 8)

[Saracen 16]

What 1 unit, 1 structure, and superweapon would your nation posess?

 

I think you're all missing 2 extra minor details :wink:

[chickendippers 1]

Country: England

 

Unit: The British Man

Stands behind an enemy unit and compains about the weather, state of public transport etc... bores the enemy to death.

 

Superweapon:

Pours a large amount of boiling hot tea over the enemy for scold them.

 

Structure: Workhouse

Enemy units forced into here produce vehicles and structures for a mere pittance in terrible working conditions.

[Saracen 16]

Time to do mine I think...

 

Unit: Father For Justice - Civilian spy dressed as batman, able to get into any structure with the use of an LDV van and a ladder. Carries around purple powder bombs to throw at enemy leaders.

 

Structure - Asylum centre - This converted Hotel from the seaside of Margate in Kent houses enemy asylum seekers who have fled from enemy countries. Also doubles up as a PoW camp.

 

Superweapon - British Teenagers - Spend all evening in the superweapon structure known as a nightclub. Once 2am comes they are kicked out and either beat up nearby infantry with knives or fists, or hot-wire tanks and joyride round an enemy base before crashing. Also has the supreme ability to smash windows of a structure and commiting arson. Will also render female units useless but getting them pregnant using the special "One night stand" ability.

[chickendippers 1]

LMAO - that's gold C&C King!

 

Did you see Spider-Plant Man last night?

[Mario 0]

Country: England

 

Unit: The British Man

Stands behind an enemy unit and compains about the weather, state of public transport etc... bores the enemy to death.

 

Superweapon:

Pours a large amount of boiling hot tea over the enemy for scold them.

 

Structure: Workhouse

Enemy units forced into here produce vehicles and structures for a mere pittance in terrible working conditions.

 

 

ha ha ha thats really good :lol:

[Saracen 16]

LMAO - that's gold C&C King!

 

Did you see Spider-Plant Man last night?

 

Yeah that was classic stuff. I was laughing my head off when I saw batman and spider plant man fighting on tower bridge, cos I posted this about 30 minutes before hand

[cnc_sage 0]

Country : Romania

 

Unit : Dracula : it can bite infantry, which will the turn into vampires which can bite more infantry that simply die.

 

Structure : Dracula's Castle : gives access to Dracula

 

Superweapon : Modified Genetic Mutator : instead of turning infantry into brutes it will turn infantry into... vampires... what did you expect from Romania?

 

No offence but I know that the first thing you westerners think about Romania is count Dracula and vampires. Oh well...

 

This was the cheesy idea. A serious one coming soon...

[Luk3us 63]

Boomerang defence structure: Fires multipe boomerangs with C4 attached. Once it hits its target it self destructs.... :wink:

 

Steve Irwin: Allows you to "unleash" Stever Irwin on your enemies for a short amount of time....

[Thierry 0]

Dutch Commando

Uses plastic cheese explosives and capture windmills

 

Windmill Powerplant

If no wind....

 

Flag Cannon

Fires tons of flags will dangerous wooden picks

[Saracen 16]

Steve Irwin: Allows you to "unleash" Stever Irwin on your enemies for a short amount of time....

 

A super upgrade to Irwin, to the "Irwingator artillery" which launches crocs and gators into the enemy base to unleash havoc!!

[apocolyp4 0]

Country - Italy

 

Unit - White Flag Waver

 

Building - Enemies POW Camp

 

Super Weapon - Mass Surrender

[Luk3us 63]

Oh come on they're not that bad...

[apocolyp4 0]

Name any country thats worse?

[Saracen 16]

The French :wink:

[apocolyp4 0]

"Mussolini is quite humiliated because our troops have not moved a step forward. Even today they have not succeeded in advancing and have halted in front of the first French fortification which put up some resistance."

Count Ciano - Italian Foreign Minister (written in his diary) - 21st June 1940

 

Need I say more?

[dapperdan 0]

i know its not a country, and hopefully never will be., but Europe:

 

Unit: MEP Beaurocrat- manages to to nearbye infantry to lay down their arms as he pursuades them they are not safe under the health and safety act,travels in a chuaffered (cnt spell) limo. cost: s**tloads.

 

Structure: A large pile of 100 pound notes shaped into the parliament in brussels, allows access to the beaurocrats. cost: yet again s**tloads

 

Superweapon: Dnt have one as it wud be against health and safety.

[GeneralZ 0]

USA... Thats obvious...

 

Some made up ones for that can work for any country

 

Unit: Angry Protestor: Stands around yelling and shouting units to death

 

Structure: White House: Give the protestor more anger and energy. Attack damage multiplied.

 

Capitalism Wealth Upgrade: Enemy units can be bribed to join USA

 

Superweapon: Careless Management: Doubles the cost of enemy units at the cost of 100$ each minute

 

China:

Unit: Mine worker: Gives 1000$. Dies after 15 minutes

 

Structure: Technology: Chinese Factory: Enemy units can be built but with half health, firepower speed. (Inferior Fakes)

 

Upgrade: Technology Copy: Enemy units built have 3/4 health, firepower speed

 

Superweapon: Global Market: All opponents transfer 500$ to player every 2 minutes

[Cygnus X-1 12]

Canada

 

Infantry-Mad Chainsawman

Upgrade-Free beer, makes Chainsawman badder

Structure-outhouse,self heals Chainsaw man

Superweapon-Clear-cut Logging Company, sends army of Mad Chainsaw men into enemy territory to attack everything. Keeps attacking until all the Chainsaw men are dead.

[KenRae 0]

I've already built some of them using Tibed...

 

For the British we have the Thatcher Tank - tough as nails and powerful in close quarters. "Iron Maggie"

 

For the Russians we have the Spetznas commandos - heavy caliber carrying amphibious crossing, building occupying, C4 weilding killaz.

 

For the U.S. i made an Anti Armor Sniper named Raven. She can deal serious damage to vehicles and aircraft (like choppers) with her .50 caliber sniper rifle. Booya!

 

And for the french (since i can't stand them) we have exploding monkey soldiers. These disgusting furry little creatures are packed full of dynamite that goes up in a fiery mushroom and a pitiful squeek.

 

Tibed is great....

[Cygnus X-1 12]

What?!? No mad psychic cows?!? No Rhino tanks with Attack dog guns ?!? (they shoot attack dogs out) No Flying Engineers in 2 piece swimming suits?!?

 

 

You're mad!

 

 

:wink:

Well, we have to be creative sometime in our life, why not now?

[KenRae 0]

An atk dog cannon!! Why didn't i think of that?!?!

 

Actually i did alter the paradrop to drop in those wonderful little exploding monkeys that i made (and i had them explode with a loud MOO too). But then i thought... that's just silly....