Battle Hamsters

[Thierry 0]

 

:lol:

[GeneralZ 0]

HAHAHA thats FUNNY...... :rofl:

 

 

On Second Thought... :roll: :roll: ..Thats EVIL.....Animal Cruelty

 

hamsters cutting each other up....knife blade sticking out of a hamster....That makes me sick.....

[Saracen 16]

Being a hamster owner I would jump to the defense of my furry little friend, but this is just hilarious!!!

[Thierry 0]

Some of the text is so funny...

 

''Place the knife horizontally, NOT VERTICALLY on the hamster''

 

''If your hamster looks like this, you did something wrong, something very very wrong'' :lol:

[Saracen 16]

One on topic website you cannot ignore:

 

http://www.hampsterdance.com

[Thierry 0]

LOL....cool site though

[Cygnus X-1 12]

Funny. But not really. Only in a funny sort of way. Text is funny to read.

[apocolyp4 0]

Finaly a use for Hamsters

 

I dont get why some of you find it sick as its not real well not untill I get some tape!

[Acerz492 1]

:shock: :crazy:

PETA would have a field day here Thierry!

Hrm...I suppose you could use Ginuea Pigs or Mice in place of Hamsters?

[Doctor Destiny 41]

*waves the WTF flag* :|

[GeneralZ 0]

*joins in*......*more WTF flags*

[BWare 0]

and a third....

 

wave your WTF flags proudly!

[Cygnus X-1 12]

Whats with all the WTF flags??

[GeneralZ 0]

every1 wave WTF flags!!!! :kane:

[Acerz492 1]

*waves a WTF flag* Indeed!

[apocolyp4 0]

apocolyp4 see's all these flags waving all over the topic and decideds to ask the all important question. Who the Hell is PETA?????

[Acerz492 1]

:shock: :shock: You have -never- heard of PETA?

 

Hell, consider yourself lucky.

They are bunch of animal rights activists who are the bane of human society. PETA is an acronym that stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Go to http://www.peta.org and be glad that people here are not a bunch of retards that believe that eating vegetables and tofu are a healthy alternative to eating red meat, poultry and fish. Oh, don't mind that hundreds of thosands of rabbits, shrews, and other rodents are killed during the harvesting season of crops every single year via harvesters etc. :roll: Bunch of damn hypocrites. These people are animal rights extremists, and really, the only way to deal with them is zapping them with a Tesla Coil. Which would satisfy me greatly, you wouldn't believe how many of these types of people are over here, and I bet it's ten times as worse over in the states.

But anyway, there is another group, called PETA, which is directly opposed to the animal rights groups. However, their PETA acronym is: People Eating Tasty Animals. :lol: :lol: Clever, isn't it?

 

Before I get back on topic, I propose that people say this to the next vegetarian (who is one of those people who has decided that killing animals for food is inhumane, or they are idiots who say stuff like, "SAVE THE ANIMALS!!" when they have leather belts and wallets, or even worse, people who have just jumped on the PETA bandwagon on the basis that killing animals to survive is wrong, not people who are vegetarian for religious or health reasons) they meet who starts moaning and whinging: "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three!"

 

Not only would it annoy them to great ends, it's infallable. Think about it.

 

Phew, and now getting back to the topic at hand...unless people want to start bashing PETA...

[apocolyp4 0]

No back to the pointless moraless topic !

 

What weapon would you prefer your hamster to fight with ? I would have mine wear a mini ww1 german helmit as it is light, good spike and gives the hamster frontal protection.

[Acerz492 1]

:lol: Yay!

 

Hrm...I would give my hamster a mini-armour faceplate, and line it's vulnerable spots with armour plating (not too heavy..of course. Have to keep it mobile!). As for weapons..well..I do have a nice sharp machete that'd be small enough..I think..Though I'm reluctant to give it up. I'm not sure what else I would do. Don't want youngen's getting ideas now

 

Yet anyway.

[GeneralZ 0]

i would take a samurai sword, cut off the tip, and attach it to the hamster..... or a bayonet...

 

I would dip them in poison first too....and give the hamster full body armor made of nice strong acyrlic which is also very light to allow mobility

[BWare 0]

hmmm... read maddox's site much acerz? :wink:

 

but yeah, PETA is a terrorist organization that believes in a moral equivalency between humans and animals :roll:

I don't know acerz... there a quite a few of those morons here in the states, especially on our college campuses. I swear... if you can't enjoy a good steak without feeling guilty, then what's the point of living??

 

...and yeah, I love maddox's "sponsor a vegetarian" program :lol:

[Thierry 0]

I'd give the critter a 44 calbiber pistol with toxic bullets tips

[Saracen 16]

I'm thinking of attaching some sort of rocket launching device onto mine

[Thierry 0]

That would squish the poor thing :lol:

 

Unless...a rocket launcher that launches hamsters!! :shock: 8) :lol:

[Saracen 16]

Or maybe somebody could create a gun for hamsters... imagine the ammo it could hold within its pouches

 

time for some battle hamsters of my own

 

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