Unexplained Mysteries

[Luk3us 63]

So what do you guys think are the biggest unsolved uber mysteries?

 

Did we really land on the moon? (I think so, but then thats an entire other thread..)

 

 

What is the meaning of life?

 

Why are roads grey?

 

Why does the world have to be round?

 

What is the meaning of life?

 

 

Ya know.. Real general open ended stuff... I'd name "Is God real?"But we already know the answer to that... .....

 

So now you lot share... Now...

[Azrael 0]

Add these to the list of questions:

 

1. What's in the Bermuda Triangle?

2. Can you REALLY see the Great Wall of China from outer space?

 

@ luk3us' last question, I think the person decides the meaning of life... Like Bill Gates. He shaped the meaning of his life (which is to be filthy rich & to make the Windows OS).

[apocolyp4 0]

Why are there always bits of carraot in you puke even though you havent eat any carrots?

 

Why even when its pissing down in england that they still have a hose ban?

 

Why do the Italians have an army?

 

Why do Italians even join their army?

 

Do I care about any of these questions?

[Mephisto 0]

What happens to the one sock that's always missing in the drier?

 

What happens if you build a time machine and get thirty of you from different times together to start a huge lan party?

[Cygnus X-1 12]

Now, for the answers.

 

@ Luk3us:

1. Yes we went to the moon. We have rocks. And photots. And the people who actually went. Remember all the Apollo missions that blew up before Apollo 11. Nasa didnt kill people just for fun. Hopefully...

 

2. The meaning of life is...what ever you want it to be.

 

3. Roads are grey because concrete is made from sand, rocks, and water.

 

4. The world is round for convenience. Imagine if you are in CHina, and want to go to Hawaii. It would be a real pain if you had to travel like 60,000 miles just to get there, when in reality, its like only an 8 hour flight.

 

@ mr. machine gun:

1. Nothing is in the triangle. It was all either abducted, destroyed, or sunk.

 

2. No you cannot see it from space. Astronaughts took pictures to prove it.

 

@ apocolyp4:

1. Them aint carrots. If they are, then that means you have eaten carrots recently.

 

2. Well, this is Englad you're talking about. :wink:

 

3. Why not? Having an army is the in thing to have.

 

4. Its not like they have any other carreer options... :wink:

 

5. Who cares if you care? Well you obviously, but who else? No one.

 

@ Mephisto:

1. You know all that dust in your house that accumulates over time?

 

2. It gets very boring very fast.

[GeneralZ 0]

haha....good one Cygnus

[Saracen 16]

Why ask questions when all we do in life is be born, eat, sleep, work, destroy the earth, and then die.... that's life, it's too short to delve deep into the realms of philosophical thoughts.

[GeneralZ 0]

dont forget 1 thing, to "reproduce" :wink:

[Saracen 16]

aye, of course, the single most important natural instinct across all organisms on the planet. It's getting very late in the UK now, tiredness hits hard. :roll:

[GeneralZ 0]

ur too tired from work to please ur wife?

 

dont u want some kids?

[Thierry 0]

aye, of course, the single most important natural instinct across all organisms on the planet. It's getting very late in the UK now, tiredness hits hard. :roll:

 

You're much older then I am, married, you're one hour behind when it comes to time zones and you're tired? There are night I stay uptil 3:30

[Luk3us 63]

Why do we need 8 hours sleep?

 

I mean I only ever need 3...

[Dark_Kodiak 0]

Why do white cars have blue doors and green cars have blue doors, and u never see a blue car with no doors?

[Saracen 16]

ur too tired from work to please ur wife?

 

dont u want some kids?

 

I find that very insulting... think before you type, it's not the first time you've done this to me!!

 

I get up at 5am every morning, start work at 6am, and I work through sometimes until 16:30pm... by then I am tired, especially when I'm doing several jobs in one day and always running around.

 

I'm sorry, but now I am not best impressed, in fact I am quite angry by that remark!!!! You are lucky that I'm not going to ban you from here right now!!!

[Cygnus X-1 12]

I think his remark sounds more like ignorance of the fact. Not to slam against GeneralZ, but he sometimes misses the obvious. Rarely though.

 

Back on topic:

 

I've always wondered where the little white pellets in packing crates come from.

[chickendippers 1]

Here's an unexplained one: Why is the server so slow?

[Luk3us 63]

Doesn't seem slow to me...

 

Why does it take so long for chicks to get ready before they can go out?

[dapperdan 0]

Why does it take so long and cost so much for women to buy clothes?

 

http://ctho.ath.cx/pics/funny/shopping.jpg

[dapperdan 0]

Why does the interent change some people?

eg:

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/internet_****wad.jpg

 

sorry for the language

[Mr_Lee_ 0]

What happens when people create 'questions' posts in forums and nobody really takes them seriously?

 

How did HG Wells predict all the things he predicted?

 

Is Elvis really dead?

[GeneralZ 0]

I am very sorry for offending u king.

 

It was a joke. i shoulda put the "lol" emoticon there.

 

I'll shut my mouth about the matter if u like

 

*sends "will u forgive me?" card and balloons to King *

[Cygnus X-1 12]

*realized GeneralZ s message to King resembles to one seen at the site below...*

 

http://www.starwarsspoofs.com/needa.html

 

BTW I'm going to the Florida Keys next week for Diving and boating. Maybe I'll get some answers abotu the Bermuda triangle while I'm there :wink:

[Luk3us 63]

lol.. You might not come back...

[Acerz492 1]

Why are there people who just won't bloody type out readable sentances? Despite what I told people in the start of my article, I have recieved a couple of emails that I cannot, for the life of me, read!

I told them to type feedback emails properly! Why don't people listen?!

 

Hey, I think King's very lucky to be married, hell I'd like to be one day. It seems like it's the 'in' thing to do these days

 

Another question: Who's going to buy the Foo Fighter's newest album when it comes out? It comes out 16th of this month, over here. I can't wait!

[Cygnus X-1 12]

I'll send a message in a bottle before I leave :wink:

 

I personally dont think Foo Fighters are all that good. Sure they have a few good songs (ok, a few + a few more) but overall...most new bands just dont have the Spirit of Radio ( :wink: ) in them anymore.