59 Signs a C&C Fan Needs a Life

[Acerz492 1]

:lol: Better!

 

#401: You wonder, that during the peacetime periods in the Red Alert universe, if a computer gaming company made a RTS game basing it on events which have transpired in -our- timeline, such as our version of WWII, etc. :lol:

 

Something to think about... :wink:

[Cygnus X-1 12]

#402-you build a time machine and go buy the RTS

[TheBlackOut 7]

403: When the neighborhood kids(NOD) starts messing with your car, you hear in your head, "GDI harvester under attack" and you run out dressed like a GDI grenader and yell "DIE NOD" and you hit the kids with your pastic grenade and they run away crying.

 

404: You feel victorious after driving away away Nod!(the kids) Then their mothers(Nod Officiers) come rushing to your car and slash it and total it, and before you can reach it, you hear "GDI harvester destroyed".

 

Heh

[Cygnus X-1 12]

405-You send an RC ORCA to attack your neighbors lawn mower

 

406-You kill it and say "Enemy harvester destroyed"

[Guest Rabbit]

Haha, I like that... and RC Orca... that's a toy for the kids!

 

407. You hold back your arm to throw a rock at someone, then you suddenly in your mind, switch targets to a house miles away, but miss... you wonder why you couldn't hit it...

[cnc_sage 0]

408. You build and update a fansite dedicated to Command and Conquer

409. You continue celebrating the 10th anniversary of CnC. :10:

(I've reached 200 posts! )

[Saracen 16]

#410 - Despite the fact that EA have supported C&C 10.. you get extremely pissed off that another C&C hasn't been announced despite the fact that they are making one.

 

#411 - You own an EA dartboard with the C&C team printed on it

 

#412 - C&C: Generals disc suddenly become the best frizbee and tea coasters you'll ever own.

 

#413 - You sit in satisfaction knowing that the "EA games - Challenge everything" slogan was abandoned due to continuing pressure from the C&C Community over the consolidation of Westwood studios!!!

 

#414 - You make a mod for Generals with EA being a seperate side and EALA being the command centre... then you go against them with china only to nuke the hell outta that centre 15 times simultainously to gain any satisfaction outta it.

[Cygnus X-1 12]

classic King, just classic :wink:

 

#415-You make a new side for your mod and call it Petroglyph

 

#416-you play as petroglyph and run around screeming "in the name of Westwood" and send your angry mobs at EALA (in game, of course :wink: )

[cnc_sage 0]

Good one ! :lol:

 

#417.You add a new units for Petroglyph : the Stealth Tank and the TIE Crawler then send a meteor storm at EALA

[Cygnus X-1 12]

Tie crawler aint worth shiit

 

#418-You dress up as a Jedi/Sith and chalenge EA to send ouot Colonel Burton or Jarmen Kell to face you in a duel to the death

[Guest Rabbit]

419. You mod it to have a character representing you in the game. It dies. You sudde-

[Guest MadBadger]

#420 you keep misplacing your ZH cd and keep finding it snaped in two pices then you buy another and the same happens a short while later.... (maybe thats signs your not a CnC fan)

 

p.s im on my 4th ZH cd :oops:

[Acerz492 1]

Maybe you should take better care of your CD's mate....

[Cygnus X-1 12]

#421-you build a chronosphere so yu can replace all yur ZH cds without having to make the trips to the store all the time

[cnc_sage 0]

#422 - You dissapear behind the scenes while still keeping an eye on important events, then resurface after 5-7 weeks of stagnation.

[Mr_Lee_ 0]

#423 You revive month old threads, just to make a point.

[Mario 0]

they're good :lol: ive often daydreamed about inventing the ion cannon

[Cygnus X-1 12]

US already ahead of ya mate :wink:

 

weapon similar to the particle cannon already under deyelpment

 

Ion Cannon is the next logical step

 

Edit-had to respell Ion cannon- stupid macs (school ones)

[Dr. Rodney McKay 0]

#424 You have bought eighty copies of every Command and Conquer game, and plastered them on your wall, just to make a point that you like CNC.

 

#425 You try to recreate everything that has ever existed in a COmmand and Conquer game. Yep, everything from Goldust to that Air Molecule by your door.

[TheBlackOut 7]

#423: You are a C&C fan who replies to this topic often.

[Saracen 16]

#424 - Despite owning all the C&C titles you've already decided that you'll buy C&C: The First Decade.

[TheBlackOut 7]

#424 - Despite owning all the C&C titles you've already decided that you'll buy C&C: The First Decade.

 

Sadly then, I need a life. :roll:

[Mr_Lee_ 0]

# 425 You consider Command and Conquer Generals to be the 8th deadly sin.

[TheBlackOut 7]

# 425 You consider Command and Conquer Generals to be the 8th deadly sin.

 

Nice one.

 

#426 - You get C&C Generals anyway then die...

[Acerz492 1]

:shock: This thread is still going?

 

Bah! I'm fresh out of ideas!