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[Cygnus X-1 12]

how about some of yours?

[Renegangsta 0]

you know your a redneck when your best running shoes have numbers

(bowling shoes)

[Cygnus X-1 12]

You might be a redneck if

 

You've been married three times

and still have the same in-laws.

 

You think TACO BELL is

the Mexican Phone Company

 

Your house still has the

"WIDE LOAD"

sign on the back.

 

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

 

Your sister is the third generation

of women in your family to conceive

a baby as a result of an alien abduction.

 

If you can burp

and say your name at the same time,

you're shur'nuff a redneck.

 

You think Possum is

"The Other White Meat"

 

You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.

 

You think a quarter horse is

a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart.

 

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

 

Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed.

 

You think safe sex is a padded headboard.

 

You think subdivision is part of a math problem.

 

You think the last words to

The Star Spangled Banner are

"Gentlemen, start your engines."

 

You think the OJ Trial was a

Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

 

You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took

 

You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.

 

You take a six-pack cooler to church.

 

The blue book value of your truck goes up and down

depending on how much gas it has in it.

 

You have to go outside to get

something out of the 'fridge.

 

A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.

 

One of your kids was born on a pool table.

 

Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

 

Your house doesn't have curtains,

but your truck does.

 

On your first date you had to ask your

Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

 

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.

 

It's easier to spray weed killer

on your lawn than mow it.

 

You think the three primary colors are

John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray.

 

You can tell your age by the

number of rings in the bathtub.

 

You think the stock market

has fence around it.

 

You own a homemade fur coat.

 

Your wife has ever said,

"Come move this transmission

so I can take a bath."

 

You think loading the dishwasher

means getting your wife drunk.

 

Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.

 

You think a hot tub is

a stolen bathroom fixture.

 

The taillight covers of your car

are made of red tape.

 

The KKK kicked you out for being a bigot.

 

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

 

Your wife's hairdo was once ruined

by a ceiling fan.

 

Your high school basketball game got rained out.

 

Jack Daniels makes your list

of "Most Admired People"

 

-most of the above attributed to Jeff Foxworthy

[Renegangsta 0]

LMFAO GOOD 1'S

[Saracen 16]

what's the forum title again guys? Exactly... stick to it please! :roll:

[Renegangsta 0]

umm......nvm

[Thierry 0]

A sig that adverstises the CNCNZ.com Forums when we are already on them?

 

Yup

(you added that CNCNZ avatar of mine to the list too you know )

[Alphabear 11]

Dude, he lives in Australia

 

dial 111 instead :wink:

 

actually its 000 but noone expected you to know that anyway

[Luk3us 63]

You dial 111 in New Zealand, not Aussie.

 

And keeping to topic. My wallie, they're been kinda dull lately.

 

[TheBlackOut 7]

Desktop actually kinda neat Luk3us.

 

[Cygnus X-1 12]

I have that new TS wall paper on my desktop as well.

 

A thousand appologies for the redneck jokes Sonic, King. But you have to admit, some of those are funny.

 

I have a siggy in the works, Rush themed (well obviously)

 

Fenring, any ideas for a good quote for it?

[Guest MadBadger]

VVV Siggy VVV And no I ain't had much sleep..... I was sat for about 10 min thinking that Sleep was spelt wrong..... Just Sleep don't look like it should be spelt Sleep.... should be an A in it or somink :?

 

-edit- seems like I have Imposters wanting the spam throne..... hrmmm.....

[Cygnus X-1 12]

Its spelled correctly. I like the sig, btw.

 

Very nice 8)

[Guest MadBadger]

TY Cyg.... I like it too.... the 'MadBadger' came out bloody well If i do say

 

and the birds just a stunner :wink: MCN mag... have a lookie.

 

And I have been awake for like 36 hours >_<

[BWare 0]

The "bird," as you say, has a pretty ugly face... not horrible, but still... for a model? :?

 

The "MadBadger" does look nice though

[Guest MadBadger]

The "bird," as you say, has a pretty ugly face... not horrible, but still... for a model? :?

 

Iz you blind? I mean Daaaamn! she is top Tottie!

 

Meh..... You prob got some sorta complex..... what girls get you? Big Juciy Romanian ones?

[BWare 0]

Oh no no... thinner, more athletic I guess. Personality is pretty key. Basically, I'm not a person with a defined "type"... but the girl in your sig really isn't very attractive at all :?

[Guest MadBadger]

Oh no no... thinner, more athletic I guess. Personality is pretty key. Basically, I'm not a person with a defined "type"... but the girl in your sig really isn't very attractive at all :?

 

meh.... I'd say less competition for me.... but then I don't think i'd get any from you anyway

[BWare 0]

Yeah... you Brits are real ladies' men :wink:

[Guest MadBadger]

Yeah... you Brits are real ladies' men :cry:

 

Good you know that then!

[BWare 0]

Yeah... you Brits are real ladies' men :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:wink:

[Guest MadBadger]

Yeah... you Brits are real ladies' men :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

:cry:

 

yeah... I know it's hard... let it all out

[Doctor Destiny 41]

Badger, she's not all that hot. I'd still hit that but honestly, she's not what I would consider hot.

[BWare 0]

Bingo Fenring. She's not repulsive, but definitely not remarkable.

[TheBlackOut 7]

Badger, she's not all that hot. I'd still hit that but honestly, she's not what I would consider hot.

 

I don't think until I see the ******* and ***.

 

Fill in the blanks yourself.

 

 

Also Badger, if you think she is hot, seriously man, I'll pay for your trip to America! (Kidding, I'd never pay. )