I Hate People...

[Doctor Destiny 41]

... yes, it's true. I hate people. Well, more specifically, assholes.

 

You all know I work and I was supposed to be in at 9 AM. However, at 9 AM, it was cold outside. So cold we were not able to work so we didn't have to be in to work until 1. Lunchtime rolled around so me, my brother and his friend went to the truck stop to snag a bite before we headed out to work.

 

<skip boring stuff and get right to the reason I hate people>

 

I parked beside a Yukon XL. You know, one of those unnecessary vehicles no one needs and shouldn't be produced. Anyway, as I opened my door and got out, I barely tapped the passenger door on this ****in' Yukon. The guy looks at me and says, "Well for god's sake..." I look at him and just ignore this arrogant piece of human fecal matter. I mean, I barely touched his goddamn door! No damage, no paint scrapes, nothing! As I headed into the truck stop, I heard this asshole say, "Hey boy, I'm talking to you."

 

Boy? BOY?! Did I look like a ****ing kid to this guy? I had to be twice his size! Some nerve this guy had. It's not the fact that he said anything to me. It's how he said that still burns me up.

 

GOD, I ****ING HATE PEOPLE!

[Guest Rabbit]

Wow, what happened after that?

 

What a douche.

[Mighty BOB! 5]

GOD, I ****ing HATE PEOPLE!

 

Join the club.

[TheBlackOut 7]

Fenring, I hate stupid people, but just think, one day they'll get what they deserve. Cancer.

[Doctor Destiny 41]

Wow, what happened after that?

Nothing. Amazingly enough.

[BWare 0]

lol.

 

Great quote from Seinfeld:

 

Elaine: I hate peole!

Jerry: They're the worst!

 

[apocolyp4 0]

Even though you didnt do any damage you could have said a simple sorry (manners cost nothing) and the incident wouldnt have esclated.

[Acerz492 1]

I parked beside a Yukon XL. You know, one of those unnecessary vehicles no one needs and shouldn't be produced. Anyway, as I opened my door and got out, I barely tapped the passenger door on this ******' Yukon. The guy looks at me and says, "Well for god's sake..." I look at him and just ignore this arrogant piece of human fecal matter. I mean, I barely touched his goddamn door! No damage, no paint scrapes, nothing! As I headed into the truck stop, I heard this asshole say, "Hey boy, I'm talking to you."

 

Boy? BOY?! Did I look like a ****ing kid to this guy? I had to be twice his size! Some nerve this guy had. It's not the fact that he said anything to me. It's how he said that still burns me up.

 

GOD, I ****ing HATE PEOPLE!

 

So we're talking about how much we hate assholes? I have a work-releted story for you:

 

Cut a long story short: Old man came in, I served him, one of his items was a chill. $1.95, right? Our chilli well wasn't working at the time, so we had to fill chilli pots up at the back where it's kept on the stove. Apparantly the chilli wasn't filled up to the indicator on the inside of the chilli pot, it was about a millimeter below it.

 

This old man throws the biggest psychotic episode I've ever seen.

 

What could've happened:

 

Old man: "Um, excuse me, but can you just top my chilli up a bit, please? You seem to have given me a little bit less that what we normally get."

Me: "Oh, Okay, I will be right back."

 

What really happened:

 

Old man: "ZOMG THE CHILI IS NOT FILLED TO THE TOP I MUST MAKE A MASSIVE SCENE AND PISS OTHER CUSTOMERS OFF AND MAKE A COMPLETE ASSHOLE OF MYSELF!!!1111eleven"

 

>_>

 

It's two -****ing- dollars. Get over it. :roll:

[Tree 0]

I parked beside a Yukon XL. You know, one of those unnecessary vehicles no one needs and shouldn't be produced. Anyway, as I opened my door and got out, I barely tapped the passenger door on this ******' Yukon. The guy looks at me and says, "Well for god's sake..." I look at him and just ignore this arrogant piece of human fecal matter. I mean, I barely touched his goddamn door! No damage, no paint scrapes, nothing! As I headed into the truck stop, I heard this asshole say, "Hey boy, I'm talking to you."

 

Did this guy happen to be black or hispanic? If so, you cuda been cappd boi.

 

But yeah, asshole. No way around it.

[Cygnus X-1 12]

I hate it when people do that. Especialy when they are all like

 

"ZOMFG MAN !! I just got htis, aw shiit, you gotta pay for a new door and paint and all that man !!"

 

my reply

 

"If you can buy a Yukon XL, you can afford to park a little farther over, or buy a new coat of paint."

[BWare 0]

Old man: "ZOMG THE CHILI IS NOT FILLED TO THE TOP I MUST MAKE A MASSIVE SCENE AND PISS OTHER CUSTOMERS OFF AND MAKE A COMPLETE ASSHOLE OF MYSELF!!!1111eleven"

The old man was talking like that? That's awesome!! :wink: :lol:

[Scorpio XIII 0]

Humanity Sucks, I regret being one every day.

[Mighty BOB! 5]

It's why I'm an introvert who stays in his room.

[Luk3us 63]

Meh, **** happens.

[BWare 0]

Yeah... the whole "hating humanity" thing? ....:roll:

[Acerz492 1]

I don't hate humanity. I hate the arseholes who populate it. :roll:

[TheBlackOut 7]

I don't hate humanity. I hate the arseholes who populate it. :roll:

 

He shots, he scores!

[BWare 0]

I don't hate humanity. I hate the arseholes who populate it. :roll:

And that's why we need a Crusade Against Stupidity!! Now more than ever...

[Dr. Rodney McKay 0]

I agree. Kill all idiots!

[Doctor Destiny 41]

Then nuke all of humanity since, in someone's eyes, we're all idiots. :roll:

[Cygnus X-1 12]

well I think fen wins

 

then some satanist walks up and says "well God created us, so lets nuke him too"

[rEdaSbLood 1]

well i agree there are ALOT (UNBELIEVABLE AMOUNT) of stupid people...but if there was noone stupid then who would stand out as smart? thats why i love the yingyang...BALANCE people...BALANCE

[Luk3us 63]

Ugh you guys...

 

Need to chill... Relax a little...

 

Oh yeah congrats on finally getting to 5000 posts Cyngus... Took ya long enough. hehehehe

[BWare 0]

5000 posts.... that is just sick guys :lol:

[F15pilotX 4]

Ugh...if there ever is a new ranking system, Luk3us and Cygnus will be pushing its bounds at the start, unless it gets extremely long :shock:

 

And that's why we need a Crusade Against Stupidity!! Now more than ever...

Where is your sig about that??? Put it beside your current one