59 Signs a C&C Fan Needs a Life

[Sonic 295]

This old but still funny..... This was also known as the "To Much C&C List".

 

1. You wake up screaming incoming nuke!

 

2. You go to work and try sneak attacks on your bosses office hoping to take it over (like an enginneer).

 

3. In bed you wonder what UNKNOWN value you have to change to make you go to sleep.

 

4. You look at a small hill in the road and think you see a NOD buggy.

 

5. Someone calls your name and you say "Yes Sir" all the time.

 

6. You answer everything with "Affirmative" or "You got it".

 

7. You dig up your neighbours front lawn thinking that their shrubs are tiberium deposits.

 

8. You get charged with assault after you thought that bald man in the restaurant looked a lot like Kane.

 

9. You stage an amphibious landing in your pool.

 

10. You erect turrets to keep away insurance salesmen.

 

11. You wonder why the houses in your subdivision aren't built in a couple of seconds...

 

12. You analyze what NOD force it would take to destroy the local Armed Forces base, Construction facilities and all!

 

12a. And then you break out the editor, build the scenario, and do it!

 

12b. When you drive past the base the next day and it's still there, you start yelling "CHEAT! CHEAT!"

 

13. You are driving down the road wondering if a Rocket launcher or tank would be more effective on the idiot in front of you.

 

14. You see a flock of birds pooing in mid-air and think it's an airstrike.

 

15. When you see lightning flashing during a thunderstorm, you think your house is getting blown up by a ion cannon strike.

 

16. When patrol helicopters are in the air, you think it's a squad of Orca's.

 

17. You see a man with a "white" knapsack, and you run cause you think its a flamethrower coming at you.

 

18. You hear the screams the little men make as they go up in flames, while walking down the street.

 

19. You see GDI and NOD logos fading in and out of your television.

 

20. Your girlfriend starts calling you Kane.

 

21. You C-4 a house or a church because you think there might be a crate under it.

 

22. You hack C&C to display it's graphics in 1024x728 res. and use a 21" monitor.

 

23. You install a LAZARUS sheild on you favourite car.

 

24. You install ethernet cable throughout your house so you can play fast multiplayer games.

 

25. You attempt to run over pedestrians with your car.

 

26. You wall in your house with sandbags and construct a Guard Tower.

 

27. You equip your Harley with a Rocket Launcher.

 

28. You install a satalite dish in your back yard hoping to use the ION cannon.

 

29. You know every starting/ending video sequence off by hart.

 

30. While walking through the park you are certain you are starting to feel the effects of Tiberium poisoning.

 

31. You start responding to compliments on a job well done with "That was left handed!"

 

32. You sandbag the neighbor's driveway to keep him from harvesting, er... going to work.

 

33. You over-react to suggestions you were Nodding off.

 

34. You confuse common vehicles with C&C vehicles --packs of bikers with Recon Bikes, etc.

 

35. You run from a radio antenna tower when the strobe light comes on, thinking it is an Obelisk of Light powering up.

 

36. You start to wish that someone would build an AGT or a SAM site to take out that damn news 'copter' Channel 7 is always bragging about. (meaningless unless you live in/around Chicago USA or Australia).

 

37. You follow worldwide news items in TV and in newspapers devotedly. Afterwards, you spin your globe around, stop it, and then color in various countries with yellow & red markers (to show force's progression).

 

38. You build a line of sandbags into your neigbor's living room and start building a Gun Turret or AGT.

 

39. You build an airstrip in your backyard to recieve deliveries.

 

40. You wonder how they get new cars at a dealership without a Weapons Factory or Air Strip.

 

41. You flinch when, on your birthday, people tell you "I've got a present for yah!"

 

42. You confuse your regular doctor with Doctor Moebius and try to "get him/her to safety."

 

43. When your poptart comes popping up out of your toaster, you hear "construction complete"

 

44. You wonder when a local church is going to start launching nukes.

 

45. You join the rash of church arsons, thinking there MUST be a crate under there!

 

46. You find yourself thinking that there wouldn't be so many pedestrians in the way if you could just blast that damned barracks. Then you wake up.

 

47. Watching old films of troops loading/unloading M113's and Chinooks in seconds you point out, "NO! That's not right! It takes all damned DAY to get into one of those!"

 

48. You calculate that the muzzle thrust from one of those "miniguns" would rocket the user backwards at 10 g's.

 

49. Your right-wing radical group is analysing the task of taking over the White House, and you point out that it can be done with one blast from the ION to take out all the AA, and one engineer, but have an AGT or barracks ready to plop down. And THEY TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY!

 

50. You try to shoot the post man when he comes up the drive because you think he's an engineer.

 

51. You stay away from all bald men thinking they are Kane.

 

52. You try to tune your TV into GDI mission assignments.

 

53. You dive for cover at the sight of anyone with blue back packs and wait for the grenades.

 

54. You look for a Repair pad when your car gets bust.

 

55. You try to blow up the local red power plant in a hope that it is a nod one.

 

56. You buy ten motorbikes to defend against the odd wandering tank.

 

57. You build a SAM site in your garden to defend against air strikes.

 

58. When having sex, you say "Building" and after sex you say "Unit ready".

 

59. At the local mall, you grab a trolley and start mapping the supermarket.

[Saracen 16]

ahh the classic old days... makes me realise how much the community has changed these days, since we were all young and careless... Still makes me laugh, even if I've seen it too many times...

 

Funny thing is when I first joined the C&C community I made myself out to be exactly like some of those statements... some still even ring true today

[Luk3us 63]

lol...

[Thierry 0]

lol, number 58

[Guest MadBadger]

13. You are driving down the road wondering if a Rocket launcher or tank would be more effective on the idiot in front of you.

 

14. You see a flock of birds pooing in mid-air and think it's an airstrike.

 

18. You hear the screams the little men make as they go up in flames, while walking down the street.

 

22. You hack C&C to display it's graphics in 1024x728 res. and use a 21" monitor.

 

24. You install ethernet cable throughout your house so you can play fast multiplayer games.

 

36. You start to wish that someone would build an AGT or a SAM site to take out that damn news 'copter' Channel 7 is always bragging about. (meaningless unless you live in/around Chicago USA or Australia). (we get a lota choppers around here bloody loud we even get a few chinnoks)

 

 

^most relivent to me. Theres a crypt under the church near me no money crates just DB crates :cry:

[Hans5849 0]

24. You install ethernet cable throughout your house so you can play fast multiplayer games.

 

Its called a network hellow!

 

13. You are driving down the road wondering if a Rocket launcher or tank would be more effective on the idiot in front of you.

 

Personally my sawed-off works wonders

[GeneralZ 0]

Quote:

1. You wake up screaming incoming nuke!

4. You look at a small hill in the road and think you see a NOD buggy.

19. You see GDI and NOD logos fading in and out of your television.

13. You are driving down the road wondering if a Rocket launcher or tank would be more effective on the idiot in front of you.

 

All of these things have happened to me!!!

BTW, the nuke 1 was a nightmare

 

Currently I've been playing too much Republic Commando (several hours straight)

 

Whenever I look at a door, I see a picture of my squad clone commandos getting ready to breach it, and I mentally brace up to throw a grenade. (I throw a grenade into the room everytime my squad does a door breach in the game.)

 

Honestly I actually threw the water bottle i had into the room like a grenade without realizing it for a few seconds before wondering "why did i do that?"

 

I look at my stairs in my house and half expect some trandoshan mercenaries to storm up it

[Guest MadBadger]

The nuke one happened last night.

[Doctor Destiny 41]

The nuke one happened last night.

Then you need to get out more... <_<

[Guest MadBadger]

I did try to sneak attack on my head of sixth forms office.

[Cygnus X-1 12]

I once went with a friend to a summer camp and spent six days catalouging all the differnt forms of "Tiberium" in the woods durring downtime

 

And I have made several Birthday wishes for a Nod Buggy to drive...it has yet to happen

[TheBlackOut 7]

When my dad gets his garage and starts working on cars, "Hey dad, can I use one of these car's parts to make a NOD buddy?" What the hell is NOD? Oh well sure, make it one for dunes! "What ever you say!"

[Cygnus X-1 12]

Will it be a TD Buggy, a REN buggy, or a TS buggy?? :lol: :lol:

[Dark_Kodiak 0]

Meh ... wy not ? :lol:

 

7. You dig up your neighbours front lawn thinking that their shrubs are tiberium deposits.

 

9. You stage an amphibious landing in your pool.

 

15. When you see lightning flashing during a thunderstorm, you think your house is getting blown up by a ion cannon strike.

 

18. You hear the screams the little men make as they go up in flames, while walking down the street.

 

21. You C-4 a house or a church because you think there might be a crate under it.

 

28. You install a satalite dish in your back yard hoping to use the ION cannon.

 

34. You confuse common vehicles with C&C vehicles --packs of bikers with Recon Bikes, etc.

 

35. You run from a radio antenna tower when the strobe light comes on, thinking it is an Obelisk of Light powering up.

 

43. When your poptart comes popping up out of your toaster, you hear "construction complete"

 

45. You join the rash of church arsons, thinking there MUST be a crate under there!

 

46. You find yourself thinking that there wouldn't be so many pedestrians in the way if you could just blast that damned barracks. Then you wake up.

 

58. When having sex, you say "Building" and after sex you say "Unit ready".

 

specially the pop-tart one :lol: :lol:

[Cygnus X-1 12]

60. Its the Fourth of July (or whatever your countrys fireworks holiday is) and you've just spent all your money on Explosives. A: You wonder why your money isnt returning every few minutes, and B: You now have the most versatile tree house on the block

[Staude 0]

its called new years eve... 31st september at 24:00 --

atleast thats the only day in denmark

 

and LMFAO !! they are good haha XD

[Guest MadBadger]

Fireworks nite on the 5th of november in the uk when guy tryed to blow up the houses of parlement.

[Luk3us 63]

Fireworks is when ever I feel like burning something.... Or its Guy Forks night.

[GeneralZ 0]

i think i can get some cheap fireworks here in China

[Luk3us 63]

lol. I'd be extra careful near any fireworks factories over there. They're always on the news exploding...

[Guest MadBadger]

34. You confuse common vehicles with C&C vehicles --packs of bikers with Recon Bikes, etc.

 

i saw a digger in a ditch that i thought was a NOD tick tank.

[TheBlackOut 7]

I know what should be one!

 

#60: You think Yuri's building an army in antartica and you call upon your government to nuke Antartica.

[Guest MadBadger]

no that works i did it and hey presto global warming 8)

[Acerz492 1]

#61: You steal a Bulldozer at your local construction site, hoping to build a Chinese Command Center and use their technology against them, while frightening the driver away with your arabian accent.

 

#62: Whenever a crash happens, you strive to get your car to the scene of the accident before they clean up the mess..just to see if there is anything worth salvaging from the wrecks. Also so no-one else can steal your precious wreckage.

 

#63: If you do find something, you end up argueing with a Policeman over whether or not you get to keep it, giving reasons as to why your car needs better armour and an improved weapon over it's current one.

 

#64: When you hop on a bus, you expect to be greeted by cheers from your fellow freedom-fighters, yet you only find a bunch of scared civilians. Finding the silence deafening, you decide to lighten things up by launching a rocket at a police car..

 

#65: You refuse to go anywhere near a farm-tractor with spraying equipment attached to it.

 

#66: You place AK-47's in the hands of random people, telling them to follow you, and when asked what you are doing, you say, "I'm arming the Mob!"

 

#67: You see the patrol buggies down at the beach and wonder where they put the rocket pods, and why they took them off in the first place.

 

#68: You grow weary of low-flying aircraft, and hope that there is a few Stinger Sites nearby..

 

#69: You tell your friends you'll bring some supplies (to a party), and end up bringing crates upon crates of random junk, and demmand to know where the Supply Stash is.

 

#70: You become weary of all the vehicles around you, scared that anyone of them could be a Bomb Truck.

 

Hehehe, some more to add to the list.

[Thierry 0]

Omg Acerz your sig is way too big :shock: