59 Signs a C&C Fan Needs a Life

[cnc_sage 0]

197. You look into the history books and wonder why you can't find Kane among Stalin's advisors

[Guest MadBadger]

#198 you wonder if the american is on drugs when he show you a missile truck thing and calls it a patriot misslie system.

 

#199 wonder why armys need cooks, yove never seen any soldier eat before.

 

#200 (wooo hoo) you wonder why it takes nearly 5 men (comander, driver, gunner, loader, radio operator/navigator) to crew a real tank when normaly only 1 or no men get in or out.

[Cygnus X-1 12]

201-you wonder why SAMs only have 2 missiles instead of a million

 

202-you watch WW2 movies and are amazed at planes getting shot down while their flying higher than 20 metres.

[Saracen 16]

#203 - You up-the-ante with your EA bashing because you just cannot stand the thought that they have announced BfME2 before another C&C game

 

#204 - With the C&C community running out of ideas you fold a paper plane and call it a mod.

 

#205 - While waiting for the next C&C, you take up origami and end up creating an entire Total Conversion.

[Guest MadBadger]

#204 - With the C&C community running out of ideas you fold a paper plane and call it a mod.

 

#205 - While waiting for the next C&C, you take up origami and end up creating an entire Total Conversion.

 

Gold pure Gold.

 

#206 you get pissed when any ground unit starts shooting at aircraft.

 

#207 you wonder why the army dosnt use its chronosphere or nukes as there not that damaging and the radiation goes away in 2 min.

[Guest Rabbit]

208. You wonder how the army manages to get 10 planes sent in at one time with 50 soldiers in each one

[Waraddict 0]

209 - You put on a iraqi accent when you manage to salvage an enemy iraqi vehicle.

[Acerz492 1]

# 210: You begin to wonder if there are toy Overlords and Helixs, and begin a search for them.

 

#211: You ask Santa for an Overlord and a Helix.

 

#212: You begin to experiment with Napalm, hoping you create a flamethrower that produces "Black Napalm", and you end up getting third-degree burns on your hands and arms.

 

#213: You secretly wish that the next model of heavy assault helicoptor turns out to be a variation of the Helix Helicopter.

 

(I'm in a China stage at the moment, hush )

[Guest MadBadger]

hrrrm nice sig and all but there are fitter chinese girls... i would post some but pics tend to vanish for no reason around here :? .

 

#214 You have an unrational dislike of prisms.

 

#215 You think x-mass trees are a new camoflaged tesla coil.

 

#216 you wonder why there are no main battle tanks with 2 cannons.

 

#217 you wish your car was an IVF so it could suit you for differnt jobs easerly.

 

#218 you watch out for mind controled squid when using a boat.

 

#219 you fear dolphins in sea worlld thinking they may attack you.

 

#220 you wonder why it takes demolition men months before they blow up a building TANYA does it in seconds.

 

if you hadent guessed in in a RA2 frame of mind :lol:

[Guest Rabbit]

221. You see somebody a mile away and instantly assume someone modded you.

 

222. A tall structure that appears to be a gap generator is in your area. You wonder why you can see just fine.

 

223. You run into the water cause you think that an alligator cant catch you there (RA2 and YR)

 

224. You wonder how a missile suddenly changed direction

[Saracen 16]

10 good ones for you here:

 

#222 - You run and hide when your refrigerator makes that strange humming noise

 

#223 - You run over a raw chicken with your car to get that classic squelching/crushing noise

 

#224 - You turn up to a nudists party dressed as Havoc because the invitation said "Go Commando"

 

#225 - In mathmatics class doing co-ordinates you can't help shouting "C-4 is set"

 

#226 - You treat every visit to the toilet as an excuse to be a GDI soldier, only because you can fire at will and measure the size of you gun with other soldiers in the ranks.

 

#227 - You call your Cable TV, Cabal

 

#228 - In Geography class you cannot seem to work out why pushing down on the atlas won't take you to your next battle

 

#229 - You buy the biggest rocket for guy fawkes night hoping that it will take out your neighbours missile facility.

 

#230 - You hold up the jewellry store because you convinced that the crystal they house there are missing pieces of the tasatus.

 

#231 - You go to a strip club for a private dance, and you use the words "Shake em baby" followed shortly after with "That was left handed!"

[Guest MadBadger]

#232 you wire a pitch fork up to the mains and march around calling 'shock trooper reporting' and 'tesla suit charged'.

 

#233 you think the smoke from a bonfire is a landing beacon.

 

#234 you stay away from unpaved areas fearing a flame tank will burst up and fry you.

[Scorpio XIII 0]

235.You think the blimp flying over your house is a Kirov Airship coming to bomb it.

235b.You try to contstruct a Patriot Missle Site in your backyard to shoot down the "Kirov"

235c.When you cant find any Patriot Missles you try to call the U.S. Army to shoot it down, and they take you seriously!

236.You think the SUV driving down the street is a Demolition Truck.

237.You think your Pickup truck is a V3 Rocket Launcher

237b.When in said truck you try to find the 'Launch Missle' button to blow up the stupid car in front of you going 35 MPH in a 55 MPH zone.

238.You go to the Middle East to try to buy an 'Apocalypse Tank' at the Black Market.

239.You call your bald uncle a Yuri Clone.

239b.When hes asleep you take a purple Sharpie and draw the Yuri 'Y' symbol on his forehead

240.When you get a headache you insist Yuri is trying to mind control you.

241.You use the 'DC Uprising' skirmish map to find your way around Washington DC.

242.when your house gets damaged in a storm you try to click the 'Repair' icon over your house.

If you experince any of these events (like me) seek not so proffessional help not so immediatly.

[Guest MadBadger]

235.You think the blimp flying over your house is a Kirov Airship coming to bomb it.

 

236.You think the SUV driving down the street is a Demolition Truck.

 

 

242.when your house gets damaged in a storm you try to click the 'Repair' icon over your house.

 

all done before sorry. That repair one is one of mine as well.

[Scorpio XIII 0]

oops sorry didnt see all the ones before when I posted :bang: , I didnt mean to repeat your ones, ill look better next time

[Guest MadBadger]

neva mind there are 200 odd of em 8)

 

#243 You fear carpet delivery men thinking the carpets a rocket launcher or desolator.

 

#244 you tryed to build a working chronosphere.

 

#245 you BUILT a working chronosphere.

 

#246 you stay away from lamp shops.... thats a lot of prism towers close together you wouldnt stand a chance.

[Scorpio XIII 0]

#246 you stay away from lamp shops.... thats a lot of prism towers close together you wouldnt stand a chance.

Yeah went to close once almost got turned into human french toast

[Acerz492 1]

#247: You are suddenly flamed for being a terrorist due to the fact we still run around in Scorpian Tanks over here in New Zealand.

 

Actually happened to me not long ago.

 

Idiots. :roll:

[Scorpio XIII 0]

#248 Making 247 reasons why a C&C fan needs a life when it was ment to be 59

[Guest MadBadger]

#248 Making 247 reasons why a C&C fan needs a life when it was ment to be 59

 

lol that could go on for EVA.

 

Acerz

arnt all GLA tanks modeled on New Zealands army tanks?

 

 

#249 you attack all suvs, pick ups and 4x4s fearing RPG troopers rebels and a worker will jump out and build a tunnel network.

[Scorpio XIII 0]

#250 You accept Kane as your savior (I do x_X)

[Acerz492 1]

Acerz

arnt all GLA tanks modeled on New Zealands army tanks?

 

:lol: I dunno, perhaps! Although I don't think we have Marauder tanks...I'll have to check that one out

[Cygnus X-1 12]

251: You mount a laser pointer on your car thinking it will protect you from all enemy missile attacks

 

252: It does

 

253: You ambush the post man thinking to disrupt your enemys supplies

[Guest Rabbit]

254. You try to destroy a bridge, thinking that it can easily be repaired as soon as you want to cross

 

255. A toll bridge?!? WTF?!?

 

256. You wonder how the hell the highway has 6 lanes on both sides

[Scorpio XIII 0]

257. You blow up FOX's Dopplar Radar station thinking its an Allued Weather Control Device

258. You think your bearded Russian uncle, can call in a MiG Airsrike