59 Signs a C&C Fan Needs a Life

[Doctor Destiny 41]

329 - You build an exact replica of the Soviet Tesla Reactor in your backyard.

330 - It works. :|

[Guest MadBadger]

Pffft youve only just made a tesla reactor? ive had a nuke plant running for YEARS.

 

#331 you start shaking after 3 days of not playing anything cnc related (i dunno i didnt but i had cnc music playing so i was ok)

[Cygnus X-1 12]

#332-A guy has a seisure and you think Yuri is trying to mind control him

 

#333-You watch the Incredible Hulk and get mad when the machine guns dont hurt him

 

#334-You build a psychic sensor and wonder why it doesnt tell you when your great aunt Jamima is coming to visit

[Azrael 0]

329 - You build an exact replica of the Soviet Tesla Reactor in your backyard.

330 - It works.

 

Well, you COULD buy a working Tesla Coil (really!)... But, darn if it isn't tough to maintain! You need a power supply of at least 10,000 MW and you gotta be filthy rich to buy it!

335: You go to your local gun store and say to the dealer, "1 Chemical Thrower and 4 mags for it, 1 Rail Gun and 29 rails for it, damn it! And do it fast, I think the Black Hand is already sending a Devil's Tounge to kill me!!!"

[Guest MadBadger]

pffft ur already dead the devils tounge gona BBQ u :lol: and Fenring was talkin bout a tesla REACTOR not coil.... srry dude gota be accurate.... but that tesla coil info will be very..... handy....

[Azrael 0]

Yep, you're right. *mr. machinegun ducks and dodges fire from the Devil's Tounge...*

 

*Then the guy fires a rail while saying "It's your own grave your'e digging, buster!*

 

*Got away, returns to PC with the guns, posts this reply*

 

336: You find a dog and place it in the green plants at your backyard, thinking it'll become a mutated dog that kills but you can command...

 

*mr. machinegun resumes combat with Devil's Tounge, but does a mistake and got almost run over by the Devil's Tounge, tells the crew, "Damn you, I'll get you ****ing bastards!"*

[Guest MadBadger]

*badger fed up with seemingly constant war damaging his tunnles goes up for a look*

 

pffft dudes geting owned by 1 flame tank

 

*badger tunles under fight and lants particle beacon and gets outa there sharpish with manic grin*

[Cygnus X-1 12]

336-you get mad an call in a meteor strike and Ion cannon strike on your little brother, then remember that he lives in same house as you

 

*activates chronosphere and teleports himself and al his stuff outa the house*

[Azrael 0]

*Heard beacon ticking, says, "OMFG!", then takes cover, Devil's Tounge wiped of the face of earth.*

 

*Says, "Thanks a lot Badger!*

 

*Resumes back to topic, posts reply.*

 

337: You make every soil on your house concrete, for safety from subterranean troops...

 

*Hears a menacing laugh outside gate, then a rival commander tries to kill him, took cover to dodge Personal Ion Cannon in time, says *You dead, buddy!, gets to Mammoth MKII in time, moves out of house, then blows up entiresurface part of the house*

[Guest Rabbit]

I think CnC king is right... The whole *Somebody does whatever* thing is getting a little annoying cause now everyone is doing it everywhere...

[Guest MadBadger]

*thinks to him sel....

 

*&%^ it is getin crap i mean i recon some time (big headedness time TAKE COVER) im ok with it and its funnyish but others.....

[Azrael 0]

*Laughs like a demon...*

 

*Calls all his friends, than says, "LET'S ROCKKK!!!", then eliminates rival commanders supporters with whup- ass firepower.*

 

338: You tell your girlfriend this everytime she tells you about something she wanted but you haven't given to her, "How was I supposed to get it when the freakin' Cyborgs were tearin' up the mall!?

 

*Says good-bye to all, leaves to top-secret meeting...*

 

*An explosion rips up the environment after the guy left...*

[Cygnus X-1 12]

*speculates*

 

thiinks Mr.Machine gun needs some work on his forum posting style

 

340-jumps off cliff to fly with metal kite strapped to back.

 

341-you see your mom cooking spagehttii and blow up the stove to protect her from the vienhole monster

 

*hands a wrench to Mr. Machinegun*

 

start workin !!

 

*starts to work*

[Guest MadBadger]

*gets down on knees*

 

*prays to everything prayerable to for the man/woman/thing that is Cygnus and his correcting of machine gun*

 

 

 

hell its late im nackered i aint had sleep for..... i dunno i cant work it out.... ummm i didnt go to bed last night....

 

#342 you fear cabal will apear on your Ipod and use it to issue orders to you.

[Acerz492 1]

#342: You begin to get slightly annoyed at all the actions in between asterixes, and you immediately tell your Hackers to transmit a virus to their houses to disable them from connecting to the net.

[Azrael 0]

*Makes diversion vs. Cygnus with grenade, gets away*

[Acerz492 1]

#343: You fear that Yuri might be on your television set, so to prevent him broadcasting his subliminal mind-control message throughout the country, you decide to take action and destroy those buildings before he makes us all slaves....

 

:lol:

[Guest Rabbit]

344. You call the centers that control missile silos and tell them not to answer their phones anymore, and to just send information via email

[Acerz492 1]

#345: You make yourself a potato gun (not the plastic things that break after 5 minutes of usage, I mean the big meaty friggin' tube things that have a BBQ igniter thing at the end, and a small cap that you take off and put a random solvent in like fly spray, and you put a whole friggin' potato in the tube, close the cap, and press the button, and WHOMP!! Flying potatoes!! :lol: Awsome as hell) and pretent it's a Flak Cannon. When asked by passers-by what you are doing, you turn on them, and in a thick Russian accent, you tell them, "Clouds of Death!"

 

:lol:

[Crystal_sword 0]

and in a thick Russian accent, you tell them, "Clouds of Death!"

 

ROFL!!!!

[Cygnus X-1 12]

#346-you tell the garbage men that the ore isnt in your trash can

[Guest Rabbit]

347. You try destroying a house before taking over

348. You convince everyone to actually obey the signs that say "stay off the grass"

[Guest MadBadger]

#349 You get realy pissed n kick the sofa hurting your foot when you keep finding out you need | | that much stats for Comander In Chief I WANT THAT RANK DAMN IT.

 

#350 you wonder how 1000s of people fit into 1 building.... normaly only 10 max.

[Guest Rabbit]

Sorry if this offends anyone.

 

351. You wonder how the trade center can be so tall! You try using final alert, and the trade center is tiny!

[Cygnus X-1 12]

352-you wonder how the pentagon is sooo huge