King of the Hill

[Luk3us 63]

*/respawns

 

Breaks F15pilotX's legs and then covers his body in honey before covering him in killer ants! *

 

I take this hill.

[Alphabear 11]

*mauls luk3us after being attracted by the honey*

 

My hill

[TheBlackOut 7]

/spawns

 

Ummm...

 

*calls U.S. military and reports terrorist on the hill. they come, kill Alphabear, and leave*

 

Mine.

[SSTG 0]

*Chronoshifts Soviet which acutally kills him*

 

MY HILL!

[Doctor Destiny 41]

*unleashes genetically-modified BWare's on every hill; they have the same immunities as before*

All hills are mine. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Guest Rabbit]

*mauls luk3us after being attracted by the honey*

 

My hill

 

Haha, clever.

[SSTG 0]

*puts on ear plugs and sits on orignal hill*

 

MINE!

[Alphabear 11]

*approaches SSTG easily as he is wearing earplugs and mauls him*

 

This ones mine

[Luk3us 63]

*Releases a female bear... Alphabear runs after her.*

 

This be my hill now.

[VampireA05 0]

*phone ring*

hello? oh? Luk3us?

 

Luk3us!! its your mum!!

 

Luk3us: Coming!!

 

 

My hill

[SSTG 0]

*trap door opens under vampire he drops into it*

 

*Puts flag on hill* I Claim this hill in the name of SSTG

[Woofna 0]

*trap door opens under SSTG and he falls into it, Woofna tosses a grenade in there and closes the door*

 

*Woofna sits on the hill with a number of anti-CNCNZ member countermeasures. TVs surround him playing random Animes, to subdue Fyre. Bose Headphones eliminate BWARE's danger ... etc etc*

[Guest Auronguardian]

*puts earphones on woofna and blasts heavy metal on them. He is blown away by so much awesome, that his head explodes*

 

Wewt.

[Doctor Destiny 41]

*I pull a Britain and employ the skillful use of flag planting*

Mine now.

[Guest Auronguardian]

*sneaks up behind Fyre*

 

CHIDORI! ONE THOUSAND BIRDS!

 

*Hand thrusts through his body, causing it to explode*

 

My hill.

[TheBlackOut 7]

*pulls out this...*

 

 

Ownt. My hill.

[Alphabear 11]

Thats from Lord of War right?

 

*swarms the tanks with an army of tediz*

 

hehe my hill now

[SSTG 0]

*commands lots of flametanks and burns all the tedies

[TheBlackOut 7]

Thats from Lord of War right?

 

yes, I've downloaded it after remembering it from a site. saw it at the threater and I loved it, Nicholas Cage was great.

 

Very good movie.

 

*takes hill since SSTG did all the work but forgot to take it*

 

My hill.

[Guest Auronguardian]

*appears behind Soviet*

Sabaku Kyū!

*Sand envelops Him*

Sabaku Sōsō!

*Sand tears him apart piece by piece*

 

My hill.

[Luk3us 63]

 

I've been waiting to use that for any reason here for ages... Seems reasonably appropriate.

 

This be My hill now bitches.

[Saracen 16]

King uploads through his 56k portal with old wireless broadband modem in hand. After 10 minutes of upload, King sneaks up behind Luk3us and whacks him over the head with the modem rolling him down the hill.

 

My Hill now!!!

[Guest Rabbit]

10 minutes? With your connection problems, more like three hours.

 

*disconnects king from t3h internet*

 

Mine.

[cnc_sage 0]

*advances to Digital age and swarms Hypno with Gladiator Tanks and Shock Troopers, then builds laser towers and missile towers around hill*

Mine!

[SSTG 0]

lmao at luk3us's pic

 

*uses steatlh generator to sneak into base*

 

*thorws sage into a missile tower which shots him*

 

MINE!