59 Signs a C&C Fan Needs a Life

[Cygnus X-1 12]

I have all the C&C music except for Generals/Zh on my iPod

 

#301-You think the golf course is an enginerring school

 

#302-you wonder why subs can fire underwater

[Guest Rabbit]

I guess we're going to keep going then!

[Acerz492 1]

Seems like it

[Guest Rabbit]

303. You have played so much that you have names for all the different civilians in EVERY level.

[Cygnus X-1 12]

304-you wonder why flaming civilians dont look like Aztec dancers

 

305-your flamethrower doesnt shoot fireballs :cry:

[Guest Rabbit]

304-you wonder why flaming civilians dont look like Aztec dancers

 

Hilarious... just hilarious...

 

306. You spend three hours writing out an entire battle plan of how you are simply going to walk around the house

 

307. You see twins and run away (actually that was a crappy one)

 

308. You start screaming when you notice your mom is headed straight for the carwash, and you smack her upside the head trying to get her out of mind control

[Saracen 16]

# 309 - You go to EALA's BfME2 Summit hoping to find loads of information on RA3

 

# 310 - You get overly excited while at the summit cos you see a folder which says "Shortcut to art for Re..."

 

# 311 - You buy the DVD version of Battle For Middle Earth cos you're desperate and the only link to C&C it has is the SAGE Engine

 

# 312 - You think taking up the profession of CnC Lathing is an excuse to play C&C games.

 

(4 personal ones there)

[Guest Rabbit]

Chyeah, ya think?

[Cygnus X-1 12]

313-You thought the tree in your back yard just moved

 

314-it did just move

 

315-you blow it up

 

316-you watch every meteor shower hopping to spot tiberium

[Guest Rabbit]

317. Every time you look up into the sky and see a moving light (a sattelite), you run inside and cover your homework

[Masked Shah 5]

318: You spend 3 to 4 hours making several banners with your fav. armies logo on them so you can let whole world know you play C&C....

[Cygnus X-1 12]

319-you decal your car with those logos

[Guest MadBadger]

#320 you spend 2- for ever how many hours on a CNC forum posting

[Cygnus X-1 12]

321-You shave your head and build a hover chair

[Saracen 16]

# 322 - You insist you keep your goatee beard since it remains a legacy to Kane (I do )

[Guest Rabbit]

You should post pics

[Saracen 16]

You'll see my face enough in the coming week with all the Community summit pics that'll be flying around the place :wink:

[Guest Rabbit]

:lol: Ok. I can't wait to see that...

[Mr_Lee_ 0]

Another sign you've played to much C&C is that when you try and spell 'Command and Conquer' in your alphabet soup.

[Guest Rabbit]

So that was 323

 

 

324. You see an army of ants crawling out of a hole in your kitchen. "Mom? Can you grab my flamethrower?"

[Saracen 16]

:lol: Ok. I can't wait to see that...

 

Check the C&C King's little trip thread, there's one up there...

[Mr_Lee_ 0]

325 - when your grandparents talk about school in the good old days and how they had the Cane, you ask them was he a good leader.

[Doctor Destiny 41]

326 - You spend your morning perfecting Kirov Airship and Tanya voices.

[Acerz492 1]

#327: You go to work, and you serve customers with your best Yuri impersination. The customers get a kick out of it when you even manage to swear in Russian.

[Azrael 0]

328: You tell your girlfriend, "Be one with Yuri.", the word Yuri being replaced by your name...

329: You try to make your house filthy, thinking that Tiberium is about to grow out of your backyard...

330: You try to make a Firestorm Generator and Firestorm Walls, thinking that anytime a Cyborg Commando and a Chemical Missile is being launched at you to stop you from killing Kane...