Video of the day

[Louis EX 0]

Now I wish I had a phone.

[Inferno 22]

well y'know... if one of you comes to visit me and whilst we're chatting, or worse, doing something naughty your phone goes off or you call someone or try to play a game on it... it's getting chucked out the window >-> and believe me, i will do it. but if you're in the middle of a phone conversation i'm gonna make it as awkward as possible >_> especially if it's say... your mother. maybe i'll just moan into the phone and cry your name whilst begging naughty things... or flash you XD or touch your special place whatever happens, if you try to use your phone around me you'll regret it >_>

 

seriously, the last person who tried that... i put some horse and dog sound clips on the computer and started moaning real loudly XD and it was the guy's mom... first of all she thought he was watching a dirty movie until i started begging his name. aaaah... good times XDDD

Lol, I usually annoy friends of mine who are calling as well (and get annoyed too ).

[Mina Synd 0]

it's fun isn't it? XD it both satisfies your irritation and makes your friends wanna use their phones in public a little less xD the only downside is some of my friend's moms think i'm some kind of like, depraved slut or something o-O mainly due to hearing my friends say things like "no mom... that's just mina. ... ... ...she's not doing that to a dog. honestly. no mom, i haven't joined a devil worshipping cult... and i'm not running a porn studio either! wait you what? why do you wanna meet her?!" XD;

so i think my friend's parents either wanna name and shame me, or invite me to some kind of orgy. either way i'm slightly weirded out xD;;

the last time i went around my friend's house back in secondary school his dad looked me up and down, smiled and said "...y'know we have a dog..." XDDDDD

[Doctor Destiny 41]

TMI TMI TMI. >_>

[Mina Synd 0]

it's not like i did anything o-O i'm just telling you about the random experiences i've had whilst teasing my friends on the phone. now all my friends parents think i'm a slut. not that they're exactly wrong but y'know oO;

[Saracen 16]

I'm going all morbid here.... This is one of my father's favourite songs, so I chose this to be his funeral march on Friday. May he Rest In Peace

 

[Mina Synd 0]

awww... ._.; good song... and pretty perfect for the moment... but when i go i don't want people to be sad... i intend on having my family play either a funny song (i dunno... the benny hill chase music... ernie the fastest milkman in the west... something like that) or an internet in-joke like "you spin me round" by dead or alive... or haddaway's what is love... MC Hammer's U can't touch this... maybe even something like caramelldansen. either that or i'll have something that reflects my soul and personality... queen's killer queen... samwell's what what (in the butt) [oh come on, you knew it was coming XD] orrr... bonnie tyler's i need a hero... or anything from bon jovi's cross road albulm o.O or maybe something that will just make people say "WTF o_O" and ask some personal questions to my family like aerosmith's "dude looks like a lady" or sting's "every breath you take" or bruce springsteen's "born in the USA" ... the latter would be entertaining XD

 

either that or i'd just have a song with a great beat, vocals and guitar which will psych people up for the after party (damnit, if i'm gonna die there IS gonna be a party. i don't care if it's to celebrate happy memories or the fact that i'm dead and buried but they WILL have a party ) maybe something like... the who - baba 'o riley or won't get fooled again... maaaybe kansas - carry on my wayward son. maaaybe bang camero's push push (lady lightning).

though with my current tastes it would have to be jace everett's "bad things" simply because my friend sent it to me a week ago and everytime i listen to it, it sends shivers down my spine. and it happens to be the theme song of a tv series that looks freaking awesome o_o (true blood will hopefully be coming out in the uk sooner or later <3)

 

but goddamit i am intent on having sick laughs in the otherworld if i'm gonna die >_> so far my plan on dying is 1) make sure the mortician and the caters know i wish to be cremated (after it's utterly utterly possible i'm never gonna wake up. like assuming i've been in a horrible car crash and my head is flat or some serial killer cut out my heart >_>) i'm gonna get my ashes put in the punch at the funeral party and no-one will be told until afterwards. and 2) my grave stone is gonna have a tv in it. whenever someone walks past (or presses the button on the front) it will show inside the coffin in night vision and this robotic corpse will start scratching at the coffin lid so you can actually hear it happening i know, i'm horribly sick and twisted. but come on, if you're gonna die you might as well do it in a way that will traumatize small children for the rest of their lives :3 (sorry to bring humour on your dad's death saracen <3 may he rest in peace and have a happy forever-after. hopefully he died quickly and painlessly in his sleep at a very old age after being healthy the rest of his life ^^; but be thankful you have had him this long... i'm sure you have many happy memories of him and he taught you many things ^-^)

[Saracen 16]

(sorry to bring humour on your dad's death saracen <3 may he rest in peace and have a happy forever-after. hopefully he died quickly and painlessly in his sleep at a very old age after being healthy the rest of his life ^^; but be thankful you have had him this long... i'm sure you have many happy memories of him and he taught you many things ^-^)

 

Don't worry about the humour, I'm not the sort of person who gets offended of such things. My dad was a joker, he enjoyed a laugh, given half the chance he probably would laugh at your ideas too. His idea of a funeral was to be chucked in a cardboard box, and dug in the back garden. He even said to my nan that she isn't getting horse and cart treatment... she'd be chucked in a bag and taken down the rubbish dump! Yep, he was that sort of guy... never took life too seriously.

 

Unfortunately that description of my father's death is the polar opposite. He died slowly, awake, and in a lot of pain.... all at the still very tender age of 53. Unfortunately he was in a lot of pain and was very ill for some time... So indeed, I am thankful we have had him this long. There are many good memories and he taught us a lot. He's also taught those who knew him, how not to live life. As a result, I will probably never touch a drink again, I liked to drink like he did (although not as much as he did)... and I can say, after what has happened to my father, I'm T-Total from now on.

 

And for those of you who have read this and feel not like posting more vids out of some sort of fear or respect for the matter... don't let this part of the thread stop you. Keep on posting regardless!

[Mina Synd 0]

wow your dad sounded like quite a laugh... but for some reason now i can't get the mental image of the dad from Royale family out of my head o_O

aah... alas, the evils of drink... i've got my life planned in two ways. either i'm gonna be good and avoid all kinds of health damaging things or somewhere along the line when my life is set and secure i'm gonna become father jack from father ted (for those in need of reference:

 

 

gotta love him ^-^) FEK! DRINK! WIMIN!

simply because he's about the most awesome old person i know ^.^

 

and i have to say, that is horrible .-. hearing stories like that are the kind of thing that will really change a person's life... though if anything positive can be taken from this it's a solid lesson to all the people on this forum about how lethal alcohol is. problem is because it's generally quite legal most people think it's fine to drink how they want, when they want... they don't realise how easy it is to become hooked, nor the damage of what they are doing. most people who drink (in the uk anyway) go by the old systems established in the 70's, saying such things like a glass of wine is one unit... and a glass of beer is two or whatever... problem is alcohol has gotten much stronger and more refined and further science has been done and the unit size has been reduced to more accurate levels... so people end up getting far more drunk then they think they are :\ even with the advert campaigns not many people seemed to get it... and the ones that do don't care. i mean look at me; i don't drink normally unless it's a special event, but when i do drink i get utterly blitzed, often to the point of nearly dying of alcohol poisoning or passing out, or being paralysed on the floor... i had a year of drinking in my last year of secondary school, going to as many parties as possible in an attempt to get the worst hangover so i'd never be tempted in the future. it didn't work. i never got one hangover no matter how much i drank... so I've learnt nothing. though i do have quite a few rather interesting drinking stories o.O i'm not too bothered about it though... i hardly ever drink nowadays. since the end of that year (about 5 years ago now) i've drunk maybe... uh... three times. one time i got drunk at college, and another was at my uncle's 50th earlier this year. the other time was a few weeks after the 50th just as a random experiment. but all those times i didn't drink that much at all... the last two times i didn't even get drunk beyond being a little happier and giggling a little o.o

 

but yah, alcohol is bad... same as drugs and smoking... kinky sex is alright though ^-^ so long as you know your partner/s are clean, or if you use condoms (unless you're just plain horny but that's a different story and this is a moral lesson so we won't go there XDDD) SAY NO TO STDS >

cos... y'know they hurt... and they are bad... and other people don't want them XD so i've been told anyway o.O;;

[sith_wampa 6]

Please don't kill me for posting this...

Edited October 23, 2008 by Sonic
VIDEO REMOVED - We don't want to see rubbish like that posted here

[BioBen 3]

Why?

I didn't need to see that

[Nmenth 291]

Now how did you happen upon a video like that...?

And why would you be so inclined to want the rest of us to see it?

[Inferno 22]

WHY!? SERIOUSLY, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????

[sith_wampa 6]

It made me rofl. I wanted to share the sick lulz. Disgusting lulz are still lulz.

[BioBen 3]

Thank you Sonic

[Nmenth 291]

Thank you Sonic

Indeed, but too late, Sonic, some of us already have it burned into our minds

By the way, your edit message doesn't make sense... ...and now it does.

Edited October 24, 2008 by Nmenth

[Sonic 296]

Someone should have clicked on the Report post button at let us know about it, we could have removed it sooner. In the 9 months these forums have been online not one post has been reported.

[Mina Synd 0]

9 months? o.O ...does that mean you've got new servers recently or did you mean like, 9 years? o.O;;; either way, i'm remotely curious about the video... can someone offer a brief (non traumatising) description of it? i don't think i wanna watch it if it weirded you all out, but i can't help but be curious xD i'm generally obsessed with disturbing sites and viral videos x3;

 

... but i get the feeling it was the couple talking about them and a horse o-O infact i'm darn near positive it was >_>

[Nmenth 291]

Someone should have clicked on the Report post button

I probably would have if I had even thought about it... maybe your button just blends into its surroundings too well. You should make it red or something.

[Doctor Destiny 41]

[Nmenth 291]

I was thinking this was pretty funny toward the end, then at the last half second, I saw another car coming into the screen... Did they watch it all occur from behind? If they did, then it would be funny x10.

[Sonic 296]

9 months? o.O ...does that mean you've got new servers recently or did you mean like, 9 years?

Before January 2008 we used a different forum software called phpBB2. The forum where upgraded to what you see before you, IP.Board which offers more user and staff tools and various other improvements. Such the report a post function.

 

i'm remotely curious about the video... can someone offer a brief (non traumatising) description of it? i don't think i wanna watch it if it weirded you all out, but i can't help but be curious xD i'm generally obsessed with disturbing sites and viral videos x3;

 

... but i get the feeling it was the couple talking about them and a horse o-O infact i'm darn near positive it was >_>

As for the offending video. It was 2 mutants talking about their disgusting relationships they have with animals. People like that are sick and need serious help.

 

sith_wampa is lucky that he did not receive a warning for posting it.

[sith_wampa 6]

As much as I agree with you, I thought it was more humorous than nauseating.

 

And yeah Nmenth I was thinking the exact same thing.

[TheBlackOut 7]

Women can't drive. Fact.

[Nmenth 291]

Women can't drive. Fact.

Oh well, it was nice knowing you I guess...